Disclaimer: I don't own 3rd Rock To The Sun


"Hey Sally," Dick said, "Are you okay?"

"Not really. Don was such a jerk."

"I know," he said, "But you know what. It's his loss. As an alien I never understood feelings but as a human now I do. You know what I know for sure?"

"That I'm a loser?"

"No. Sally you are no loser. You are smart. You are funny. I remember when Don said juggling babies was a crime and you asked him to show you where it says that in the law."

Despite her bad day Sally smiled. She remembered that too.

"You're also so positive. The worst day you ever had you still smiled throughout it. And do you want to know something else?"

"Tell me something else," Sally said.

"You're my best friend," Dick told her.

"I am?"

"You are. I'll tell you one thing. If you don't get accepted then I will not be accepted by choice. You're a part of me."

"That's really good to know," Sally said, "You made me feel a lot better."

"I'm glad I did," Dick said.

"Oh Dick I have to ask you a favor."

"Sure. What is it?"

"I need you to cover for me with the Big Giant Head tomorrow. I feel like I have a cold and I can't make the monthly meeting."

"Sure. I'll be happy to do that for you."

"Thanks Dick. I'll make it up to you. I promise."

"You don't have to," Dick said, "I'm happy to do it."

"Thank you… I know I said it before but thank you so much."

"Sally I need to ask you a favor."

"Name it."

"NEVER and I mean never go out with the big giant ass ever again."

"The big giant ass is gay," Sally said.

"Not in our world. I'm talking about Don."