"No. No. No." McGee picks up his keyboard and slams it against his desk.
"Take it easy there probie. You always tell me doing that doesn't help."
"I think this thing is beyond help. It's been two weeks now and I'm still trying to fix all the changes Keating made to my system. The set up, macros, shortcuts etc. It's so frustrating."
Tony nods sympathetically. "Maybe I can help." He stands up from his desk, walks to McGee's and looks over his shoulder to read what's on the screen. "Abigail Prosciutto, Diva David and who the hell is Tonya Dinosaur? If this is for your new book you really need to come up with some better names."
"Of course these aren't my ideas Tony. It's..."
"Ideas from your crazy fans? You know I bet I could think of better ones and since these books are all about me..."
"How many times do I have to tell you Tony the books are not about you."
"Oh no, they are about Tommy and Lisa who are based on me and Ziva so McWriter I think they are."
They both fall silent as they look over at Ziva's desk.
"She's coming back right? I mean she can't stay in Israel forever can she?"
"I dunno. After everything that's happened maybe...maybe it's better for her to be there."
"Do you really believe that?"
DiNozzo ignores the question. "So where did those names come from anyway?
"Somehow my custom dictionary got corrupted. That's what comes up whenever I type in Abby, Ziva or you. Guess I'll have to redo it."
"Sounds like a plan."
They work on in silence for a few moments. "Hey Tony."
"You miss her too don't you?"
"The way she drives, confuses idioms, teases me and..." He looks over at her desk and sighs. "Only every day Tim. Every day."