"Curse that Dipper! Why must he always come between me and my marshmellow!"

I stood in my room, alone, venting at Dipper to my wooden walls. I was still very, VERY angry at him for causing Mabel to break up with me. We were doing so WELL as a couple! At least... I THINK we were doing well. But it was over now. All because of HIM.

Now the question was, how do I get her back?

I could apologize, you know, for almost killing her brother... I thought. Nah!

As I paced the floor, I thought of all the things I could do to get her back. Give her flowers. A pony. A lifetime supply of yarn. But I knew none of those would work.

All of a sudden, I found my salvation.

"Aha!" I yelled, holding up a torn-up book with a '2' on the cover. Paging through the book, I found the key to my greatest idea ever.

A love spell.

That afternoon, I went over to the Mystery Shack, as repulsive as it was. But it was so worth it for Mabel.

I knocked on the door, adjusting my jacket while waiting for it to open. To my dismay, Dipper was the one who answered.

He narrowed his eyes. "What do YOU want, Gideon."

"I'm here to see Mabel." I frowned. "This will only take a minute."

"No way, you're NOT coming in."

Pausing for a minute, I came up with a possibly helpful plan. "Oh my gosh!" I feigned shock. "It's a manotaur!"

"Huh?" Dipper questioned, turning his head to the side. "I thought I got rid of them..."

I pushed past him and found Mabel on the couch in the den. Clutching my wand, I paged through the spell book to find the love spell I was looking for.

"Gideon? What are you doing here?" she asked sternly.

"Town so full of mystery..." I began.

"Wait, NO!" Dipper screamed, running towards Mabel.

"Make this person love-"

Dipper charged in front of Mabel, fearing she was going to be shrunk again and be kept hostage at the Tent of Telepathy.

"-me!" I waved the wand at Mabel.

Dipper was unconcious on the ground, while Mabel covered her... face up with a sweater or something..."

"Mabel, are you okay? My marshmallow, its ok." I leaned in for a peck on the cheek.

Suddenly, she slapped me. "DON'T TOUCH ME, GIDEON!"

"But... I thought the spell would have WORKED..."

My sentence was interrupted by some muffles coming from the carpet. I think Dipper wasn't knocked out for very long.

"G-g-Gideon?" He asked, a blush immediately rising to his cheeks. "What are you doing here?"

Mabel looked bewildered, but not as much as I was.

And then it came to me.

I used a love spell on my worst enemy.