This chapter is at the local park! Yay! I made sure to put more Ringo in this one. So, enjoy the next chapter and please review if you'd like.
Sour cream & egg rollsThe Beatles and Eppy at the park
EPPY: This time, can you boys please be civilised and not act like wild animals?
MICKY DOLENZ: Hey hey! We're the Monkees! And people say-
GEORGE: Wrong set. This is The Beatles. Not The Monkees, Micky.
MICKY: Whoops. Sorry guys.
EPPY: Anyways, I was thinking-
RINGO: ERMAGOD THERE'S A KAYAK.
PAUL: Ringo, we are not going o the kayak.
GEORGE: Why not?
JOHN: Because blithering idiots like you will probably do something that will cause us either trauma or pain.
PAUL: He's right. Remember what happened when you hot-wired a monster truck and ALMOST KILLED US?
JOHN: Or when you somehow let a lion into the kitchen and it almost bit George's face off?
RINGO: Mmm…no, I don't seem to recall.
GEORGE: All I remember is Paul screaming like a girl. Oh wait, he is a girl.
PAUL: SHUT UP GEO!
JOHN: STOP FIGHTING!
PAUL: HE CALLED ME A GIRL! AGAIN!
GEORGE: HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP! AGAIN!
RINGO: I LIKE NUTELLA AND HORSE RADISH!
JOHN: Excuse me?
RINGO: Well it worked!
EPPY: Why don't you guys sit down on the goddamn grass and have a normal conversation?
GEORGE: Paul! That doesn't mean sit in John's lap!
PAUL: Well I'm comfortable
RINGO: Well I'm disgusted!
JOHN: Well…I don't mind.
RINGO: Because you're gay.
GEORGE: Actually, he isn't because Paul is a girl.
RINGO: That's true.
PAUL: If I get up, will you stop making fun of me?
EPPY: Paul, get up. Actually, all of you get up. We are going to play a nice, fair game of football.
JOHN: There's no use, because you know I'm going to win anyways.
PAUL: RINGO! THAT WAS MY EYE!
RINGO: I'm sorry, Paulie! The ball magically flew out of my hands into your face!
JOHN: Score! The awesome, sexy, talented-
JOHN: John Lennon scored into scrawny, weak, lanky George Harrison's net!
GEORGE: Thanks pal.
PAUL: Ringo! Stop hitting me with the ball!
RINGO: I'm sorry mate! It did the magic thingy again!
ALL: SHUT UP, GEO
GEORGE: WHY DOES EVERYONE TELL ME THAT?!
PAUL: BECAUSE MAYBE YOU SHOULD!
GEORGE: OOOH GETTING FEISTY, GIRLIE?
PAUL: YOU BLOODY-
PAUL: RINGO! STOP IT!
RINGO: Sorry…So I hope you liked it! Gotta go! Bye!
Sour cream & egg rolls