Author's Note: I was thinking about what season six would be like if written from Chris's point of view, being that he's the only one who knows all the secrets of the future. This will be a series of one-shots containing certain scene written from Chris's point of view, beginning with the end of Season Five, in 'Oh My Goddess' parts one and two.
I did something I probably shouldn't have today. I trapped Dad in Valhalla. Just for a while, obviously, because Mom isn't pregnant with me yet, and I'm not very interested in not existing. I just need him out of the way for a while, and if I can prevent him from being an Elder, that would be great too. I mean, the downside is that if he's not an Elder, he might actually be a part of my life, and frankly, I don't need him there and I don't want him there, but at the same time, there's not a whole lot of chance that my split-up parents are going to be... I can't even finish that thought. Gross.
And yeah, maybe I put him with the Valkyries because I don't really like him, but I never said that I wasn't ever vindictive or vengeful. After all, I have lived with Wyatt for well, a long time.
The past is amazing. Being in this house, being around Mom and Aunt Paige and Aunt Phoebe is unreal. It's been so long since I've seen any of them.
All I want to do is tell them how much I loved them, how much I've missed them, but I can't. Instead, I have to make them... not hate me, but I can't have them like me too much either. It will be too hard to go back to my time where Mom's not around anymore. I can't deal with that.
This is going to suck.