Sheldon Swifties: XIV. "…"

Summary: Like my Immortal Beloved bits in my Buffyverse stories, these are fragments and short bits, some longer…Just to fiddle with ideas, possibly forming longer tales later.

Disclaimer: All is Chuck's…

"So…?" Sheldon, beaming… "What terrifying bit of mayhem have we up our collective sleeves for this year's Halloween that I can make perfect…?"

What?...He eyed the frowning faces…

"Do you wanna take this or shall I?..." Leonard eyed Penny…

"You go, boy…" she nodded…

"Ok, Sheldon…You want real horror this Halloween?...You wanna be scared out of your wits and to the edge of an early grave…?" Leonard regarding him carefully…

"Oh, yes…Though I seriously doubt either of you could come close to meeting that pitch…Perhaps I could suggest that the 'horror' be the disappointment your collective failure induces…"

"Nice…Well…" pause…

"Should I?..." to Penny…Who frowned at Sheldon, narrowing eyes…

"I saw Amy…You give him both barrels, sweetie…"

"Right…Sheldon…You are going to lose Amy and she won't forgive or forget this time…She won't be back, accepting your half-assed excuses for an apology…She will be gone…For good…And you, sir, will be spending the rest of your life, alone, unloved, uncared for…And…No one will make you Strawberry Quik or spaghetti with little hot dogs…Ever again…"

"Or sing 'Soft Kitty' to you…" Penny noted…

"Oh, I know…You can wipe that smug look off your face…" Leonard continued… "This seems like a joke…No big deal…Heck it's only Amy gone for good…Never to reach out to you again, offering you the only chance for love and happiness you could ever hope…With no worthy reason…To have…But it's going to haunt you, Sheldon…And maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even Halloween, but soon and then every day and night for the rest of your life…Yes, every day and night for the rest of your life, even if you achieve android immortality, you'll regret being the dumbest cluck God ever gave a brain to, Sheldon Cooper…Poor Amy's sorrowful face will sear its image into your miserable soul, day after day until you pray for death…"

"Oh, God…Sheldon you have to put this right with Amy!..." Penny, shrieking…

"Sorry…I freaked listening to you…" she sighed to Leonard…