Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

ATUHOR NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online as encyclopidia wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where to come, but I decided to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was investigated in the study was laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant What are you working on"
"UI have discovered a new isatope radoactive volley but it is so it does not have a half-life, but a quarter of life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a Headcrab Jimms then head OH NO HOW DID COME Headcrab! Wents GHordon for his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad borrow a claymore weapon. He hits teh Headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you balance fun I thank you"
"Haha" They laughed
"Oh no Whait where id isotope?"
"UIt has been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPIC but they
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad game said: "I take the isotope and it will fit!"
"Not all of Dallas!" Which SWAS target where they were and what was the right place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope Quarterlife success and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes here fastly" but Jimm was already blown smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: IS DESTRUACTION IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we understand teh collapse? I know! "
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters in Dallas wouldnt melt portal and it turns off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray, I scucceeded win the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? Deiside you!

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