The song belongs to Brandy and Monica and Atlantic Records…I've only distorted the lyrics to the point where all aforementioned parties would be embarrassed to claim it as their own.


The Boy is Mine
As performed by Max and Logan

Max: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Logan: Uh huh, sure…you know, you look kinda familiar.
Max: That's cause we dated for nearly two years, you idiot.
Logan: I thought we weren't dating…
Max: Just shut up and listen. Anyway, I just wanted you to know, about somebody named… You know his name.
Logan: Oh, yeah, definitely I know his name.
Max: I just wanted to let you know he's mine.
Logan: Uh…no, no, he's mine.

(Chorus)
You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
The boy is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

(Max)
I think it's time we got this straight,
Let's sit and talk face to face.
There's no way you could mistake him for your man,
He's not even gay!

(Logan)
See I know that you may be,
Just a bit jealous of the Cale,
Cause you're blind if you can't see
That he does swing this way.

(Max)
See I tried to hesitate,
I didn't want to say what might hurt you,
But now you need to know the truth
The other day me and him got fre-kay.

(Logan)
Or maybe it was just a dream,
Cause I can't believe that that could be.
What is it in you he could see
When I'm right here and willing.

(Chorus)
You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
The boy is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
The boy is mine.

(Logan)
What with the things you do,
Keep on acting so damn cruel.
You must know he can't want you,
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true.

(Max)
I think that you should realize,
And try to understand why.
He is a part of my life,
Manticore breeding program aside.

(Logan)
You can say what you wanna say,
What we have you can't take.
From the truth you can't escape,
You and him just don't equate.

(Max)
Get it through your thick mind,
I'm a girl - you're a guy.
He prefers the honeys with big breasts,
Not the dudes with hairy chests.

(Chorus)
You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
The boy is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
The boy is mine.

(Logan)
You can't destroy this love I've found,
Your silly games I won't allow.
The boy is mine without a doubt,
Might as well forget 'bout the blue towel

(Max)
What makes you think that he wants you,
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place in my… ::cough::… heart,
Cause he was mine right from the start.

(Chorus)
You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
The boy is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
The boy is mine.

Max: He belongs to me
Logan: The boy is mine, not yours
Max: But mine!
Logan: Not yours!
Max: But mine!
Logan: Not yours!
Max: But mine!

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
The boy is mine.

Next time:  We return to the story