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Dear Zoe,

Hush, little lost girl, fashion fiend. It's going to be okay. You've been a bland reimagining of Doc Hollywood, but that will change. It'll be okay. Just breathe and breathe some more.

Zoe

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Dear Zoe,

Your hair looked so good today; flawless.

Zoe

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Dear Harley,

I thought I set my keys down on the kitchen counter before I watched Silence of the Lambs, so…where did I really put them? Or did I move them with my mind?

Did you? Did you move them?

Come on Harley, please tell me where your illegitimate daughter put her keys.

Zoe

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Dear Wade,

If you could read this right now, you'd be chuckling. Today you've gotten your own spot in this journal only because you've been such a pain lately! Seriously, it's annoying, not helpful, to be bothered by you in the middle of a busy workday. I am a doctor, remember? There is a schedule I must keep when I want to help others, which is followed by my catching up on emails and other messages from loved ones back in New York, and sometimes, the latter winds me down from the former. I sip on some wine and find out what new collections and ideas have been released by designers like Jason Wu and Diane von Furstenberg.

Yes, I send you mixed signals, and that must be a pain, but too bad. Work is my priority right now – even above my bug zapper or hair dryer or calls from my mom.

Yeah…it's one of those weeks.

I lost a patient yesterday, which technically has me at risk of not being the other half of the practice! Your flat sex jokes are not a welcome distraction.

Zoe

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Dear Lemon,

What's with the insecurity about your relationship with George? You two get along so well! You're engaged! What the hell? Do you just need to grow up? I don't understand. The problem you have there is your business, and not something that should be taken out on me. I am not involved, so stop making it seem like I am!

Pick a problem to have with me (There we go, that's the way to solve this). You only get one: Either you're insecure about things with George and choose to be jealous, or you feel that I threaten your desire to rest on a throne of Bluebell. It's all up to you.

Zoe

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Dear George,

Sometimes I think that the attraction between us could never amount to much, even in an alternate universe where you had never met Lemon.

Despite that, I, um…yeah…maybe…I don't know.

Zoe

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