ALAS A PERSON HAS CHOSEN TO ADOPT MY STORY. Now before I end this segment on a rough note. My version would like to say, ehem, I mean sing their farewell.


"Screw the fans" A parody of Moves like jagger

(Epic whistle)

Static:

Don't put on a frown.

He's kinda busy.

Beastboy:

Oh don't feel so down.

We are ready.

Ravager:

We're moving from here.

Cuz this guy's a queer.

I hope he's not here.

(Epic whistle)

Aquagirl:

He's probably too fat

to get writing.

Static:

It's probably that

And he's lazy.

Bushido(unenthusiastically of course):

But why do we care

Because frankly I swear

these lyrics are bad.

Beastboy:

That's why we're moving here. OH!

Everyone:

THIS IS ALL THE CRAP WE GO THROUGH

AND HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO FINISH TOO

I'M GLAD WE'RE MOVING FROM HERE

I'M GLAD WE'RE MOVING FROM HERE

I'M GLAD WE'RE MOOO MOVING FROM HERE.

WHY DID HE WRITE THIS AT ALL

WE ARE JUST EMBARRASSING OURSELVES MORE

GLAD WE'RE MOVING FROM HERE

I'M GLAD WE'RE MOVING FORM HERE

I'M GLAD MOOOO MOVING FROM HERE

Aquagirl:

But what about our fans

They might miss us

Static:

And all of our cash

Where will we get them

Beastboy:

Well, now this just sucks crap.

And I know give a damn.

Ravager: You know what WHO GIVES A DAMN

Static: YEAH!

Everyone:

WHO CARES ABOUT ALL OF OUR FANS

WE ARE PRETTY WELL OFF WITHOUT THEM

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THE FANS

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THE FANS

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREEEEEW THE FANS

WE STILL CAN SURVIVE ON OUR OWN

BECAUSE WE ARE BOSS JUST LIKE THAT

KNOW WHAT SCREW THE FANS

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THE FANS

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREEEEEW THE FANS

(The T-ship crashes through the roof)

Cyborg:

You wanna know

what makes us so good.

Robin:

Living large,

Just like those kids on T.V

Starfire:

With fanboys cheering,

and fangirls squeeling

I forgot the secret

Terra:

So listen to me

it goes like this.

Raven:

Do you how to spell

F-A-N and S

Cyborg:

Now that we shared our secret.

Your gonna to keep it.

Nobody else can know about TH-TH-TH-THIS

Everyone(and Titans):

YOU KNOW WHAT

WE REALIZED

THAT WE DO NEED YOU

YES YOU ALL THOSE FAN BOYS AND GIRLS

WITHOUT YOU WE'RE NOTHING

WITHOUT YOU WE'RE NOTHING

WITHOUT YOU WEEEEEEE 'RE NOTHING

I SORRY FOR THOSE TIMES WE QUIT ON YOU

IT MUST REALLY SUCK TO FEEL BLUE

WITHOUT YOU WE'RE NOTHING

WITHOUT YOU WE'RE NOTHING

WITHOUT YOU WEEEEEE'RE NOTHING

Beastboy raised his arms and cheered

"WO! Good job guys!"

Ravager sighed.

"You know what, even though our writer's a queer, I'm gonna miss him."

Static patted Ravager's shoulder.

"Me too."

Bushido then shouted to them.

"We have finished the packing of the things."

Beastboy blew a breath of air.

"An end of an era. It was fun while it lasted."

Ravager walked beside him.

"It sure was. I wonder how our next author's gonna be like."

"Only one way to find out."

Cyborg then called out to the pair.

"YO YOU GETTIN IN THE T-SHIP OR NOT?"

"C'MON TIN CAN!"

Ravager and Beastboy ran into the ship. Suddenly the bay doors closed. The ship levitated in the air and flew through the wall at supersonic.
The screen fades in black.


Writing the story was fun while it lasted, luckily the torch has been passed to a new author, Moongrl088. Hope you enjoyed the story while it lasted. Syronara

:D