Okay so I was in the shower and I was thinking about fanfiction... kinda random, I know. And this was created. Enjoy!

AN: The [] are used to signify things she is doing while she is writing.


Dear Diary,

Today I acquainted myself with the new Avatar, Korra. I got a nice first impression when I met her-
[Lin brushed the hair from her face as she practically stabbed her book.]
IN MY INTERROGATION ROOM.
The brat couldn't keep her stupid vigilante stunt to herself and completely destroyed one of our busiest city streets, not to mention putting one of my officers IN THE HOSPITAL. Although she did capture one of the most notorious crime bosses in the city. I can't complain about that.
There I was, sitting in my office, doing paperwork as I waited for the call from one of my leads on this whole "Equalist" fiasco. Not that it matters. What could someone have against benders? I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. It should die down in the next few weeks. Then Saikhan bursts in the room telling me some girl claiming she's the Avatar destroyed half a block and took down some of my officers.
Some girl? Taking down my officers? This I had to see. So I told him I would personally handle the matter.
As soon as I walked into the interrogation room, this little snob thought she could pull of this "I'm so high and mighty because I'm the Avatar" crap on me and "It's my duty to help people" BUT AANG IS THE ONLY AVATAR I WILL EVER ACKNOWLEDGE YOU GOT THAT YOU LITTLE PUNK?
[Lin released a breath and shook her hand. She had gripped too hard on the pen.]
It's my duty to help people too, but do you see me destroying city blocks? I was about to give her the interrogation/ego deflater of a lifetime but who decides to just waltz into my affairs? That's right. Him. He pulls his "Oh Lin you're looking radiant as ever" garbage on me.
LOOK AIRHEAD I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR STUPID FAKE ASS COMMENTS ABOUT HOW I LOOK! WHY DON'T YOU STOP STARING AT MY CHEST AND REPOPULATE THE AIR NATION WITH YOUR GREAT AND NOBLE PEMA?
[Lin looked down at her chest.
Well they are looking rather nice. she thought.]
And so he goes "Oh Lin, if you would only drop the charges I will have her back at the Southern Water Tribe with Katara. And maybe I'll stop staring at your lovely chest, because Spirits know Pema is definitely lacking in that department."
And so I thought, "Only for you, because you seem to like my rack so much."
So I let the girl go. On the condition that she stay the hell away from my city and he would stop staring at my chest.
[Lin leaned to the side to reach for the knob on her radio. She turned the knob.
"This just in! The Avatar is here in Republic City to complete her training. There will be a press conference in front of city hall the 17-year-old's goals as Avatar" the announcer said. "According-"
Lin shut off the radio and opened her diary again.]
I shouldn't have trusted him with keeping his word. He is snot-nosed, good-for-nothing, piece of-
[There was a knock at the door, and it opened slightly.
"Chief?" an officer asked, peeking his head out.
"Yes?" she answered, quickly closing her book.
"I brought more paperwork."
She slapped her forehead with her palm. "Put it there." She pointed to the edge of her desk.
He walked over and plopped the papers on her desk and quickly exited the room.
"My work is never done."
She picked up her pen and opened her book and scratched out her last sentence.]
Forget what I just wrote. Just kill me now Spirits. I'm waiting. Don't make me deal with this stupid snob who thinks she's all that and a side of leechi nuts just because she's the "Avatar". Yeah, right. It's going to take a lot more proving to get me to acknowledge your title, Sassmaster. But other than that, my day was relatively uneventful.


So... did you guys like it? XD Leave your opinions in the review box. I will be posting again soon.

-Mariska