THIS IS THE RAMBLINGS OF THE HOPELESSLY INSANE
Me and my friends weird funny awkward and just odd conversations are put on display for the public to enjoy ….. prepare yourself (also there are many references to anime and many different memes) friend will be known as "Z". and yes these are real.
CONVERSATION AND CHAPTER 1: PINATA HATS
Z: im trying to think of something to write but nothing is coming to mind :/
ME: DUN DUN DUN DUUNNNNN XD LOL …. LOOK TWORD THE MAJESTIC PINATA HATS GRAZING ON THE FIELD FOR INSPERASTION *3* …. I mean wut?
Z: i… I have done as you say…. OH THE WONDERS IVE SEEN! The sweet songs that filled my ears from the lips of the mustachioed tortoise, like dew-fall from the heavens…. The majesty of the piñata hats leaves me in stunned awe! How they run freely, not having a care in the world, oh what I would give to do as they do…!
ME: OMG did u just think that up!? I CANT BREATHE XD
Z: rofl! Don't die! Breathe! Breathe! BREEAATHEEEE DAMN IT! LIIIVE!
ME: YOU'RE NOT HELPING XDXDXD …. OK ….. I think im good
Z: if u go into a laugh induced coma im gonna rick roll u until you wake up….. just sayin ^_^
ME: Don't worry id do the same for you Z ….don't worry
Z: *sniffle* YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON. W-wait a minute … ai …. Ai'm so confused xDD
ME: me too ….. oh well XD
Z: im going to say thank you in a way that can be taken either sarcastically or seriously either way ._.
ME: same …. And now we agree to never speak of it again
Z: Yush. I swears it on the fluffiness of sesshomarus fluffy thing.
ME: *stares at u seriously* then u must NEVER EVER EVER SPEAK OF IT
Z: I know the burden of which I have just put apon myself … and I believe I am ready for such a promise
ME: *nods* now u must drink the sacred tea
Z: the teaaaaaa. Do u have it?
ME: yush*takes out ceremonial tea set and tea leaves*
Z: fancy *_*
ME: *makes the tea and puts the ceremonial boxers on your head* now drink
Z: *adjusts the boxers* Tell me, are these the traditional cotton/polyester blend? *drinks tea* O.e what is this?
ME: Yes….. and it is the leaves of the sacred elbow of the tree of the sacred stick figure "bob"
Z: ah, I have heard many things about this bob *puts on monical and sips tea*
ME: yes…. It is the one and only….. now the deal has been made….. now to sing the closing song to make it official …..
NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOOOWN~
Z: AH DAMN IT! DX