The Magnemite Loop
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...I... have no idea why I made this. Oh yeah, now I do. Because Pokemon Black and White 2 is awesome and you should all play it. Enjoy, everybody.
To Mr. Mag Magnemite, this was the happiest day of his life. Being traded away to a far off region was so much fun... and it was better to loop around the world wide web and meet up with so many other Magnemites. He was in cyber heaven, and he was enjoying every millisecond of it.
That is, until he bumped into a Lv. 9 Zekrom.
"Oh, hello!" Mr. Mag introduced himself, even though Magnemite normally had absolutely no gender at all. "I'm Mr. Mag, you are?"
The Lv. 9 Zekrom sighed as he shook his head. "I'm a Pokemon will a broken heart and lost dreams..."
Mr. Mag was confused. "Lost dreams? Broken heart?" He shrugged. "You look fine to me."
A Lv. 9 Reshiram then appeared next to the Zekrom. "Please! Do you know what it's like to be a Lv. 9 Legendary? It's dreadful!" He snapped.
"I know what it's like to be a Lv. 1 Legendary." A Lv. 1 Arceus remarked in a deep pitch voice as he sighed, shaking his head. "Oh, the indignity."
Mr. Mag was still confused. "Are you guys depressed about being low leveled?" He asked curiously.
A Lv. 12 Rayquaza popped up behind Mr. Mag. "We all are saddened by the fact that little kids keep asking for us. It gets extremely aggravating."
"It gets more aggravating when you're a random nobody that no one cares about," Cried a Lv. 70 female Masquerain, who was crying her heart out as she flapped her wings. "To think, forever waiting your pitiful life within the Global Trading Center... what a horrible fate."
Mr. Mag felt sad as he shook his head. "Cheer up, guys! I'm sure if you formed a loop or so, you'll accomplish anything!" He then looked up, pointing at the loop of Magnemites going back and forth, from and to the north, and from and to the south, as well as from and to the east, and from and to the west. "See? These guys are all going through trading fast!"
Arceus, Rayquaza, Masquerain, Reshiram, and Zekrom all cuddled each other as they cried, with Mr. Mag shrugging, joining the Magnemite Loop. Who needs depression when you can loop de loop, with other Magnemites?