Thirteen year old David Starsky carefully locked the bathroom door behind him. There were times when a guy needed his privacy. He had found the magazine a week ago hidden away beneath a pile of towels on a shelf in the bathroom closet. The temptation was too much to resist and he had to take a peek.

He was absorbed in admiring the centerfold when a rapping on the door disturbed him.

"Hey! Whatcha doing in there? I gotta pee." Nicky's voice said from the other side of the door.

"Go away!" David yelled "I'll be done in a minute!"

"You already been in there forever!" Nicky complained "I'm gonna tell Ma!"

"You tell Ma and I'll make you eat a bug!" David threatened

"MA!" Nicky's voice screamed, his footsteps echoing down the hallway as he went in search of their mother.

"Damn!" David muttered in frustration as he put the magazine back in its hiding place. Sometimes having a kid brother could be a real pain in the ass. He unlocked the door and left the bathroom with images of the centerfold still dancing in his head. Someday he was going to have a car just like that.