Summary: Darcy's life has just taken a turn for the crazy. Darcy is now living in a house provided by S.H.E.I.L.D with Jane, Jane's boyfriend aka fricking God of Thunder and his crazy homicidal brother. Loki has been banished from Asgard and stripped of his powers as punishment for his recent crimes against earth, but will this Trickster God find himself falling for a "pathetic" mortal.


Edited this chapter and put it back up :D

"NO, NO, NO YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Darcy yelled. "No way did you agree to have a murderer in this house!" She couldn't believe this. Jane was trying to persuade her to let Loki live with them. Well Thor as well, but Thor was a good guy, and Loki was insane and killed thousands of people. He led an alien invasion against earth. What was she thinking. I mean yes Darcy herself could make stupid decisions but this was honestly taking things to far.

"Darcy, please, you should have seen Thor's face he-"

"JANE!" Darcy yelled, shaking her head. "Listen, I know you love Thor and I know this is a way of you being with him, but Loki killed thousands of people in New York, he ruined lives and he destroyed a city, you can't have him living him here"

Jane just looked at her. "Please" she begged. "Thor pleaded with me, you weren't there, and you don't know how upset he was. Loki is his brother and Thor said-"

"It doesn't matter what Thor said. Have you forgotten that Loki wanted to enslave earth and just… EUGHH I shouldn't even be arguing with you on this, it's a no brainer. YOU DON'T LIVE WITH A SUPER VILLIAN!"

"Loki doesn't have his magic anymore and S.H.I.E.L.D is going to be keeping an eye on us and they did give us this house" She said it like that made any difference. Just because he had no magic didn't mean he wasn't dangerous. He could strangle them all in their sleep or something. And S.H.E.I.L.D gave them this house to basically spy on them because they weren't trusted, because they weren't super hero's or agents.

"They didn't exactly give us this house; they put us in it so they could spy on us. I wouldn't be surprised if there were bugs all over the place" Darcy shook her head again and sat on the floor. She couldn't believe Jane was going to let a homicidal freak live with them, Thor, as she said earlier, was fine but Loki… REALLY! Loki the adopted frost giant. I mean yes, it must of sucked to find out you had been adopted and that you were another species but…

"Well it's too late now" Jane said, shifting her gaze away from Darcy and to the floor.


"S.H.I.E.L.D are dropping them round at 2"

"WHAT?" she repeated.

"Listen I'm sorry but Thor-"

"Is this all about Thor? What about me? You only just tell me this, and-" Darcy glanced at the clock. "They will be arriving in about 5 minutes!" Darcy shook her head; her anger was now being replaced with disbelief. How could Jane do this, they were like best friends and she was willing to put them in danger for love. Ok, if the roles were reversed she would probably do the same but … the roles weren't reversed. But that was hypocritical, and she was trying to get better at not being a hypocrite.

"Darcy I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight and I know I wasn't but I miss Thor so much and this way I get to be with him and-" Jane stopped mid-sentence, looking to be on the verge of tears.

"Fine" Darcy said. "But if I get killed because of this, I swear to you that I'm coming back to haunt you" She shouldn't be agreeing but Jane's face was heart breaking.

"You won't end up dead, we have Thor and S.H.I.E.L.D" Jane looked at her, grabbed her hand and hauled her off of the floor. "Thank you so fricking much"

"That's ok" Darcy shook her head again. "And I sort of understand why you did it. I mean you do love Thor and if this is one of the only ways that you guys can be together then…" she trailed off and sighed.

"Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you" she repeated as she pulled her in for a hug! "Seriously I know I owe you and-" but she was cut off by the sound of a big car pulling into the gravely drive way. "That's them" Jane whispered, a look of fear passing over her face.

"Oh don't you dare get cold feet, you made your bed and now you have to lie in it" Darcy sighed again, she seemed to be doing that a lot recently. "Let's go meet our doom"

"It won't be our doom" Jane said smiling, but she didn't seem too sure on that.

Jane opened the door before they had the chance to knock. Four shield agents stood outside surrounding a bedraggled Loki and an over enthusiastic Thor. "Jane" he bellowed, his eyes shining with happiness.

"Thor" she squealed as he scooped her up in a hug. They whispered a few things to each other before sharing a passionate kiss.

Darcy glanced at the agents. Two of them looked unfazed, but one was watching Jane and Thor with a hint of jealousy in his eye and the last one was glaring at Loki with so much hate and it was obvious he wanted to kill him right there, but she couldn't blame him. If it wasn't for Thor or Jane or probably murder charges Darcy would kill him herself. Loki killed so many people and all those lives that were ruined, childless parents, orphans, shattered families and broken hearts, all that came from one man and he was standing right in front of her. She looked at Loki. He was shooting a death glare at Jane and Thor. Loki was tall, but he didn't look as scary as she imagined he would. He had shadows under his eyes and he was deathly pale. He looked like he had just gotten out of prison, which she supposed he had. She internally shuddered as she imagined an Asgardian prison; she wouldn't be surprised if torture was involved, especially by the look of him. He was wearing some sort of asgardian outfit. Jane and Thor finally untangled themselves and Darcy looked away from Loki.

"Darcy" Thor said as he enveloped her in a bone crushing hug. "Thank you for allowing us to stay here"

There were many things she could say to him right there. But none of them were very nice and most of them included a string of swear words so she stuck with "That's ok"

"Someone on patrol will be back later to check on things" A shield agent said, butting in. He gave Jane, Thor and Darcy a nod. He ignored Loki completely. Then all four of the agents climbed into the black jeep and they drove off down the road.

"Loki" Thor said, his smile was strained. "Meet Jane and Darcy" Loki just glared at all of them. Darcy had the sudden urge to laugh. Seriously she was about to be living with a super hero and a super villain. Her life had just turned into a movie; all she needed now was some awesome background music.

Jane walked in the house and she followed. Loki stepped in and he looked around with disgust and he muttered something under his breath along the lines of 'pathetic mortals' and their 'pathetic homes'. But Thor had the opposite reaction. He walked in and beamed at his surroundings.

"What a wonderful place they live in brother"

"I am not your brother" Loki hissed. "Call me that again and you will pay for it with your life"

Before Thor could respond Darcy said with false cheerfulness. "How lovely, and now I'm going to get ready for my date, before we all end up splattered on the walls" Darcy gave a purposely over enthusiastic grin to all of them and then started for the door. But she felt a hand on her wrist.

"Now?" Jane questioned. "Seriously, you're going to go get ready now?"

"Why do I need to be here?" she asked. "I need to get ready; you know i have another date with Sam tonight"

"Darcy, please. I'm not stopping your date with Sam but you don't need to get ready now. You have hours" Jane looked at her pleadingly.

"I don't have hours, we are going to his nans for dinner" Darcy looked at Jane's pleading face and she realized she could just leave yet. She would have to go get ready later. "Fine" Darcy said turning around. "Who wants a drink?"

Darcy went into the kitchen and poured four glasses of coke with ice and brought them into the front room. Jane and Thor were stood in the hallway talking to each other about god knows what. She set the cokes down on the table and Loki looked at them warily.

She had the sudden urge to laugh again. She really needed background music. "What?" she asked raising her eye brows. "I didn't poison them" Although she wished she could of.

"How do I know that, I have no magic to check and many want me dead" he raised his eyebrows at her.

"Of course people want you dead, and no matter how much I wish I could poison you, I can't because I have no poison."

"Ah" he said. "That means you wish me dead as well?" He smirked.

"Well duh" she said. "and like you just said. Many want you dead, so you better watch out"

"Was that a threat?" he asked, his eyes flashing with anger. But she showed no fear.

"Actually no, it wasn't a threat, I was just saying, that since you are mortal-"

"Do not call me mortal. Mortals are pathetic and weak; I am none of those things" he stepped towards her. But again she showed no fear what so ever, she honestly couldn't be bothered. He looked disappointed at her lack of fright though.

"Mortals are not pathetic and weak. And yes you are a mortal. No magic equals mortal. And as I was saying, as you are mortal don't get yourself killed. Because then Thor would be mopey and if Thor was mopey then Jane will be mopey and I can't stand a mopey Jane." She picked up her own coke, took a sip and headed off to her room to get ready. By the look of things, Loki obviously liked a reaction, so no matter what, she wouldn't give him one. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all; she could get Jane involved and they could play the game 'How much can you annoy the Mortal God without getting killed.'

THIS WAS AWFUL. I'm so sorry D: But I posted it anyway aha. Also sorry for any grammar mistakes, me and grammar are not on good terms aha ;D
ANYWAY! Please review if you liked it. If no one likes it I probably won't post anymore of it.

Anyway I love Loki if you haven't guessed, and I like Loki/Darcy ;D

And if anyone did like this story YOU RULE! LOKI SHALL NOT KILL YOU ;D

Till the next time (: