Title: Humans are So Easy
Disclaimer: I own none; all belong to Joss Whedon
Comments: Always welcomed!
Summary: Xander doesn't like Spike not sharing his treat.
Warnings/Spoilers: Season 4
Beta'd by: Unbeta'd
Xander loved doughnuts almost as much as he loved Twinkies. And somehow Spike knew this because here he was with a long john, Xander's all-time favorite doughnut. Not only was it a long john but a chocolate filled long john! Xander decided that Spike was a bastard.
"Did you get me one?" Xander asked. More like demanded actually.
Spike snorted and took a huge bite out of the doughnut. The chocolate smeared on his lips. "Go get your own, whelp."
Xander pouted. "I bought you a pack of cigarettes last week!"
"And?" Spike asked with a raised eyebrow.
"And it's polite to do something nice for someone who's done something nice for you," Xander concluded.
"That only counts if we're friends and we are not," Spike said around another bite. He saw Xander staring at him as if he were getting ready to pounce on him for the last bite. Spike shoved the rest of it into his mouth. "MMM."
That was it! Xander dove landed on Spike and licked his lips clean. His hands gripped at Spike's shoulders. He finally pulled away after every trace of chocolate was gone. Xander smiled smugly at Spike.
Spike grinned back and pulled another doughnut out and wiggled his eyebrows. Humans were so easy to manipulate.