15 Ways To Annoy Light
1) Tell Justin Bieber fans that Light is him.
A Justin Bieber concert was happening today and every fan of his were going crazy. I couldn't stand it. I hadn't done a prank in weeks and today was my chance. -20 Minutes Later-
"Are you serious?! You know Justin!" A Bieber fan yelled. I couldn't believe they actually believed me. Earlier I convinced Light to dress up like Justin Bieber and got a lot of fans. Once we got to Light's room I opened it and shoved all the girls in there.
-1 Week Later-
"Light is finally out of the hospital from you're little 'prank'." L said. I was ready to run for the hills.
2) Get Light high and make him admit he's Kira.
I'd rather not talk about this one...
3) Duck tape him to the wall. Riley, Alice, Ciel, and I were sleeping over at Sayu's and let's just say that we got sugar high.
-15 Minutes Later-
"Sayu, tell me why you and your friends would tape Light to a wall?" Mr. Yagami asked. "Oh no we also put shaving cream down his pants." Ciel chimed in. Oh we are so dead.
4) 'Accidently' burn his clothes. Let's just say having a campfire in Light's room is never a good idea.
5) Put pink hairdye in his shampoo It was a short mission and ended with my hair blue.
6) Mix super glue in his conditioner His hands were stuck to his head for a month.
7) Put roaches in his spaghetti and tell him its meatballs.
I don't want to talk about it.
8) Everytime he says our names scream.
Everytime he said 'Ciel' she yelled 'HELP THIS MAN IS TRYING TO GET ME IN HIS VAN!'. For everytime he said 'Piper' it was 'YOU KILLED WHO?'. Riley said 'NO I WILL NOT HELP YOU MOVE THEM.' And I being my crazy self screamed 'UNWANTED PHYSICAL CONTACT!'. Light got in trouble a lot and probably hates us. But its worth it.
9) Play One Direction ALL day.
"KATY PERRY'S ON REPLAY SHE'S ON REPLAY DJ GOT THE FLOOR TO SHAKE THE FLOOR TO SHAKE. PEOPLE GOING ALL THE WAY YEAH ALL THE WAY. I'M STILL WIDE AWAKE. I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND JUMP AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND FIND A GIRL AND TELL HER SHE'S THE ONE. HOLD ON TO THIS FEELIN AND DON'T LET IT GO. CAUSE WE GOT THE FLOOR NOW GET OUTTA CONTROL I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DO IT ALL WITH YOU. WE DON'T EVER CARE ABOUT THE TABLE BREAKIN-" "SHUT UP ONE DIRECTION I HATE YOU!" Mission completed Light hates One Direction.
10) Tell everybody about his 'special' magazines.
Just picture what everybody thought for this one...
11) Scream "Light is Kira!' running through the halls of the Task Force.
"LIGHT IS KIRA! LIGHT IS KIRA! LIGHT IS KIRA!" Alice, Piper, Riley and I screamed through the whole Task Force. Light found us, shoved us in the room, and told us never to do it again. "Somebody is on their period." Riley said with a matter of satisfaction.
12) Replace his Death Note with a coloring book.
"And now to become God of the new world!" We watched him on our laptops. Piper's idea of installing hidden cameras in Light's room was genius. Light opened the notebook only to find a uncolored picture of a tiger. He panicked and flipped through the whole book only to find out that it was a coloring book. "CIEL! ALICE! PIPER! RILEY!" Light screamed over dramatically. We better hide at Mello and Matt's place.
13) Scream the Vocaloid song Love is war at the top of our lungs into mega phones at top volume.
Go to youtube and search it!
14) Sell the Death Note to fangirls.
Pm ChocoholicBrunette14 or GamersInChocolateWonderland for special Kira deals. (not seriously!)
15) Sell L x Light pictures on the net and all the money goes to the foundation of Alice and Chocoholic's wallets because we're broke. Never before seen! Get your L x Light pictures today!
Ciel: We hope you like it!
Alice: Don't try this at home young kitties.
Riley: Unless you're crazy.
Piper: Don't do anyways we don't want to be sued.
Light: Please review!
Ciel, Alice, Riley, Piper: No L needs to say it!
L: Please review.
We hoped you like it! Review with who you want to annoy next! ~Ciel, Alice, Riley, and Piper a.k.a Chocolate Princess, Ms. Wonderland, Little Weasly, and Skittles KickYourButt.