I'm the WORST person ever, but you should forgive me. I've been writing, writing, writing, but it wasn't for this website, it was for an actual book I'm working on and I feel terrible because I put all of my focus into it. Don't worry I didn't forget about you all.


1) Replace his gloves with girly pink ones.

Mello: I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!

F and Ciel: *hiding*

Misa: Those gloves are SO pretty! *squealing*

2) Give him a makeover.

F: *doing his hair* Mells stay still!

Ciel: *doing his makeup*

Mello: *growls* I am!

F: ARE NOT.

Mello: JUST HURRY UP!

Ciel: *messes up* MELLO STOP MOVING!

Mello: *jerks back* Oops. Damn, you girls are ANNOYING right now. *pouts*

F: Someone is grumpy.. *mumbles*

Mello: What?

Ciel: She said nothing.

F and Ciel: *finishes and Ciel hands him a mirror*

Mello: I LOOK LIKE A GIRL.

F and Ciel: *runs*

3) Torture him with the song "Dude Look Like A Lady."

Matt: *laughing* Dude, you look like a chick.

Mello: Blame F and Ciel. *grumbles*

F: *starts playing Dude Look Like A Lady... for 6 hours*

4) Replace his chocolate with the 'special' chocolate.

Matt: Hey Ciel, where's Mello?

Ciel: Bathroom, again.

5) Ask him why he is always "2nd" every chance you get.

F: Why are you ALWAYS 2nd?

Mello: Ask it again and I cut out your vocal chords.

F: *nods*

Mello: *loses a video game to Matt*

Ciel: See, you came in 2nd! Why?

Mello: SHUT UP!

6) Use his leather clothes to make a couch.

F and Ciel: *sitting on the leather couch*

Mello: *walks out in Matt's clothes* F, what is that couch made of?

F: Leather.

Ciel: Your leather. *smirks*

Mello: *eye twitches*

7) Tell him he will get diabetes from eating chocolate.

F: Hey Mello, Mells. *pokes him*

Ciel: You do know chocolate will give you diabetes.

Mello: Thanks for that useful information. *eats chocolate*

F: *smacks it out of his hand* NO

Ciel: DO YOU WANT DIABETES?!

Mello: What I WANT is my chocolate!

Ciel: NO *sprays him with water* YOU'LL GET DIABETES!

8) Mess with his hair

F: Shush. *puts finger to lips*

Ciel: Don't worry I got this. *says in a hushed voice*

F: *nods* Okay

Ciel: *ruffles his hair*

F: *puts bows in random parts of his hair.

Ciel: *giggles and braids it* You brought the dye right?

Mello: *groans and wakes up a little*

Ciel: RUN!

F and Ciel: *run away*

9) Ask him what he's doing every 5 minutes.

Ciel: Heeeey Mello.

Mello: Yes, Ciel?

Ciel: What are you doing?

Mello: Eating chocolate

~5 Minutes Later~

F: Hey Mells.

Mello: Yes?

F: What ya doing?

Mello: Watching TV and eating chocolate.

~5 Minutes Later~

F and Ciel: Hey Mello!

Mello: What?

Both: What are you doing?

Mello: About to kill you both...

10) Attach a chocolate bar to a fishing pole with duct tape, wave it in front of his face, and take it away from him every time he grabs it.

Ciel: *waving the fishing pole with the chocolate around*

Mello: *grabs the chocolate*

F: *takes it and tapes it back to the fishing pole*

Ciel: *waves it around again*

Mello: *grabs it again*

F: *takes it back and puts it on the fishing pole*

Mello: THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR AN HOUR, JUST GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE!

Ciel: B-but, you'll get diabetes..

11) Lock him in a room with no chocolate.

Mello: *banging on the door* GIVE ME CHOCOLATE PLEASE!

Ciel: F, he said please.

F: How long has it been?

Ciel: *checks the time* Ten minutes.

F: Give him twenty more.

Mello: *has a meltdown*

12) Take his stash and hide it in Near's room.

Ciel: You sure he is out?

F: Yeah, I sent him out for some puzzles.

Ciel: *nods and puts the chocolate in Near's toy chest*

F: RUN!

Both: *run out*

~Time Skip!~

F: H-hey Near...

Ciel: Sorry about the broken arm...

13) Say chocolate every five minutes

Mello: This scene has been cut out due to the fact that F is lazy, and you all should be able to tell what happened.

F and Ciel: *knocked out on the floor*

Matt: Or it could be the fact you knocked them out..

Mello: *does a mind trick* You saw nothing.


F: Oh my gosh! It's time guys!

Ciel: Time for what? *looks at F with a grin*

F: *looks at Ciel*

F and Ciel: Time for our special guests ideas!

Ciel: Guests?!

F: Yes guests! We're having two instead of one for this installment.

Ciel: Enjoy their ideas!

Special Guests Ideas:

LifeTheNinetails:

Steal a candy bar from his secret stash, when he storms in and asks for it, say "I have no idea" and take a bite, with the most straight face ever. ~S

yugiohyaoiloverandsonicfangirl:

Tell him chocolate has been made illegal, all over Japan. ~Sarah (( A/N: Haha double S guest stars :3 ))


Well there it is! Not the best but enjoyable right? Is it just me or is this like a script for a crazy YouTube video that a group of friends decided to make? Probably just me.. I watch YouTube videos while writing for inspiration. Alright, don't forget to favorite/follow this story and myself if you enjoyed this and leave a review! ~One lucky person who clicked follow or favorite for this story will be the guest star.~

Thanks!

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