I'm the WORST person ever, but you should forgive me. I've been writing, writing, writing, but it wasn't for this website, it was for an actual book I'm working on and I feel terrible because I put all of my focus into it. Don't worry I didn't forget about you all.
1) Replace his gloves with girly pink ones.
Mello: I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!
F and Ciel: *hiding*
Misa: Those gloves are SO pretty! *squealing*
2) Give him a makeover.
F: *doing his hair* Mells stay still!
Ciel: *doing his makeup*
Mello: *growls* I am!
F: ARE NOT.
Mello: JUST HURRY UP!
Ciel: *messes up* MELLO STOP MOVING!
Mello: *jerks back* Oops. Damn, you girls are ANNOYING right now. *pouts*
F: Someone is grumpy.. *mumbles*
Ciel: She said nothing.
F and Ciel: *finishes and Ciel hands him a mirror*
Mello: I LOOK LIKE A GIRL.
F and Ciel: *runs*
3) Torture him with the song "Dude Look Like A Lady."
Matt: *laughing* Dude, you look like a chick.
Mello: Blame F and Ciel. *grumbles*
F: *starts playing Dude Look Like A Lady... for 6 hours*
4) Replace his chocolate with the 'special' chocolate.
Matt: Hey Ciel, where's Mello?
Ciel: Bathroom, again.
5) Ask him why he is always "2nd" every chance you get.
F: Why are you ALWAYS 2nd?
Mello: Ask it again and I cut out your vocal chords.
Mello: *loses a video game to Matt*
Ciel: See, you came in 2nd! Why?
Mello: SHUT UP!
6) Use his leather clothes to make a couch.
F and Ciel: *sitting on the leather couch*
Mello: *walks out in Matt's clothes* F, what is that couch made of?
Ciel: Your leather. *smirks*
Mello: *eye twitches*
7) Tell him he will get diabetes from eating chocolate.
F: Hey Mello, Mells. *pokes him*
Ciel: You do know chocolate will give you diabetes.
Mello: Thanks for that useful information. *eats chocolate*
F: *smacks it out of his hand* NO
Ciel: DO YOU WANT DIABETES?!
Mello: What I WANT is my chocolate!
Ciel: NO *sprays him with water* YOU'LL GET DIABETES!
8) Mess with his hair
F: Shush. *puts finger to lips*
Ciel: Don't worry I got this. *says in a hushed voice*
F: *nods* Okay
Ciel: *ruffles his hair*
F: *puts bows in random parts of his hair.
Ciel: *giggles and braids it* You brought the dye right?
Mello: *groans and wakes up a little*
F and Ciel: *run away*
9) Ask him what he's doing every 5 minutes.
Ciel: Heeeey Mello.
Mello: Yes, Ciel?
Ciel: What are you doing?
Mello: Eating chocolate
~5 Minutes Later~
F: Hey Mells.
F: What ya doing?
Mello: Watching TV and eating chocolate.
~5 Minutes Later~
F and Ciel: Hey Mello!
Both: What are you doing?
Mello: About to kill you both...
10) Attach a chocolate bar to a fishing pole with duct tape, wave it in front of his face, and take it away from him every time he grabs it.
Ciel: *waving the fishing pole with the chocolate around*
Mello: *grabs the chocolate*
F: *takes it and tapes it back to the fishing pole*
Ciel: *waves it around again*
Mello: *grabs it again*
F: *takes it back and puts it on the fishing pole*
Mello: THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR AN HOUR, JUST GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE!
Ciel: B-but, you'll get diabetes..
11) Lock him in a room with no chocolate.
Mello: *banging on the door* GIVE ME CHOCOLATE PLEASE!
Ciel: F, he said please.
F: How long has it been?
Ciel: *checks the time* Ten minutes.
F: Give him twenty more.
Mello: *has a meltdown*
12) Take his stash and hide it in Near's room.
Ciel: You sure he is out?
F: Yeah, I sent him out for some puzzles.
Ciel: *nods and puts the chocolate in Near's toy chest*
Both: *run out*
F: H-hey Near...
Ciel: Sorry about the broken arm...
13) Say chocolate every five minutes
Mello: This scene has been cut out due to the fact that F is lazy, and you all should be able to tell what happened.
F and Ciel: *knocked out on the floor*
Matt: Or it could be the fact you knocked them out..
Mello: *does a mind trick* You saw nothing.
F: Oh my gosh! It's time guys!
Ciel: Time for what? *looks at F with a grin*
F: *looks at Ciel*
F and Ciel: Time for our special guests ideas!
F: Yes guests! We're having two instead of one for this installment.
Ciel: Enjoy their ideas!
Special Guests Ideas:
Steal a candy bar from his secret stash, when he storms in and asks for it, say "I have no idea" and take a bite, with the most straight face ever. ~S
Tell him chocolate has been made illegal, all over Japan. ~Sarah (( A/N: Haha double S guest stars :3 ))
Well there it is! Not the best but enjoyable right? Is it just me or is this like a script for a crazy YouTube video that a group of friends decided to make? Probably just me.. I watch YouTube videos while writing for inspiration. Alright, don't forget to favorite/follow this story and myself if you enjoyed this and leave a review! ~One lucky person who clicked follow or favorite for this story will be the guest star.~
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