Author's Note: Yep, it's a sequel to Would You Like Fries With That? And, it's been six months or so since I published this fic. I just felt that it was time for a sequel.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. I just own Hetalia merchandise.
Germany sighed. He was at work AGAIN, but his enviroment was different - He wore a red shirt with a blue vest and two things were on either side of him - A line of shopping carts and, coincidentally, a McDonald's, the same place he got fired from some time ago. What was Germany doing?
He was working as a greeter at Wal-mart.
"Why does this keep happening to me?" Germany thought to himself before he noticed his first customer, Hong Kong. "Uhh... Welcome to Wal-mart!"
Hong Kong took a good, long look at Germany.
"I won't tell if you don't tell," Hong Kong said before he went into the store. Germany breathed a sigh.
"That was close. If any of the other nations -" Germany thought to himself before loud shouting cut off his thoughts.
"Hong Kong, get back here, aru! I need you for my custody battle against England!" China yelled as he ran past Germany, not even turning back to take a glimpse at who was Wal-mart's new greeter. (1)
"Another close one. If this keeps up like last time, then I'm probably going to be fired for sure," Germany thought to himself as a smiling Spain skipped up to him. "Welcome to Wal-mart."
Before Spain could say something, a voice that sounded like nails on a chalkboard cut him off.
"Awesome! West is working at Wal-mart!"
Before Germany knew it, somebody pulled his pants down and somebody whispered in his ears.
"Take it off. Take it ALL off."
Germany turned around, and he saw France and Prussia. France had a perverted grin on his face as usual, and Prussia had his phone out recording the scene. Germany took the phone from Prussia and threw it behind him.
"WELCOME TO WAL-MART! NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!" Germany yelled. Prussia stuck his tongue out at his brother.
"Catch me if you can, West! But, you can't catch me, for I am awesome!" Prussia yelled before he ran off with the other two-thirds of the Bad Touch Trio. Germany tried to run, but he tripped over his pants that were on the ground.
After Germany caught the Bad Touch Trio, he was fired for "verbally abusing" the shoppers. However, the Bad Touch Trio WASN'T punished for their misdeeds, because Prussia is awesome and France managed to "sweet-talk" his way out of getting banned from Wal-mart.
(1) - This is a reference to when England had control of Hong Kong.
Like in Would You Like Fries With That?, please leave some cracky theories as to why Germany is working as a greeter at Wal-mart.