Sword Art Online: Seraphim of the Starless Knight
I am the Embodiment of Excaliber the Sword of End, The Black Flames of Sin is my Spirit
With these Tainted Hands I have Unleashed a Thousand Judgments
These Burdened Golden Wings of Mine Feared by Thousands, Loved by Few
Nevertheless my Heart of Scales is Satisfied
My name is Kirito Synthesis Zero,
Seraphim of the Starless Knight
Summary: He is the knight clad in armor reminiscent of the starless night, his golden wings shimmering as he leads his band of angels. He is never seen without his black-haired angel, she who wields the dual swords that slice through darkness. He is the strongest: the Seraphim of the Starless Knight. KiritoxYuukixMulti
WARNING NOT BETA-READ YET!
Okay some of you (if not all of you) may have noticed that I have (once again) changed the name, hopefully for good this time.
Sorry if I seem a bit indecisive on the name, but after looking at the color illustration of the eleventh light novel of Alice in all her integrity Knight glory, I suddenly had a vision of Kirito as an Integrity Knight clad in darkness.
Originally I wanted to just change the word prince in the title to Knight, but that seemed too simple or lame. So I changed it to Seraphim of the Starless Knight in reference to how a starless night where it is full of darkness and how Kirito is now going to be knightish along with the wings. Look at my cover photo that I used for this fanfic and you will see.
Anyways just thought you should know, if you were going to review about how indecisive I am…
WARNING! Not Beta Read Yet
Disclaimer: I do now own Sword Art Online, Kawahara Reki does.
Thank you all to those who reviewed!
Game Terms-«Sword of Oblivion Excaliber»
System Announcement- -congratulations-
Passive Skills: Divinity
Chapter 3: Tis the Season…
Tis the season of happiness and peace…
People everywhere have halt their quest to clear the seventh floor of «Aincrad», and instead have come together to celebrated on Christmas Eve.
However for one person, it wasn't peaceful at all, for that person was in a rush to find the Christmas present for his closet friend.
Kirito was looking for a «present» for Yuuki
"…oh knight, please help us, we beg of you!"
"Very well I accept." Kirito said as he turned his back to the village chief of «Hollas», an exclusive town that appeared just for this Christmas event «quest».
As Kirito walked out of the door a window popped up.
-«Operation Save Christmas» Quest Accepted-
With a sigh, Kirito covered his eyes as the bright sunlight slammed against his face. It was too bright; the snow-covered land did little to help with the brightness of the land and sun.
Sucking the chilly air, Kirito zipped up his open black coat.
It had been nearly two weeks since the snow started to fall, signaling the season known as Christmas. With that season, special events started occur…well not events but one single event.
One single even quest called «Operation Save Christmas», there was hardly any details about it, except that if you complete the quest you will get a bag of rare items.
However that was it, you didn't receive any other information except that you have to save Christmas. That was it. Nothing else that was all the information you received that and that the quester has to travel to «Arktiska». And there was another fact, several parties have already tried to complete the quest but they all failed, but even so Kirito was going to attempt the quest solo.
Trudging through the town and into the dungeon and two-inch deep snow, Kirito mentally berated himself for forgetting about Christmas Day and the tradition of giving.
If he had time, maybe Kirito could have prepared something, but the thing was that at such early floors there wasn't anything special enough in Kirito's opinion for a gift for Yuuki…according to Argo.
Kirito was snapped out of his thoughts as he heard a frosty roar, acting on reflex or perhaps self-preservation instincts kicking but whatever the reason, Kirito forced himself onto the snow and rolled away just in time to avoid a horizontal strike from the monster's claw.
The monster that had attacked Kirito was a giant polar bear like monster over two meters tall. «Ice Guardian Beartic» that was what it was called.
Kirito readied himself as he unsheathed his two-handed black longsword.
Another reason why Kirito forgot to get presents for Yuuki was because of certain events monster such as the one before him.
They were…special. They had the average stats for a monster of their kind, but these event monsters gave off experience about five or so levels above their own level.
Kirito had become enamored with killing these creatures and leveling up, in short you could say that Kirito had become a level-aholic.
Well it wasn't that bad until Yuuki and Asuna suddenly started to disappear together for some…reasons that Kirito didn't know of one week ago. Since then Kirito had started to focus more time hunting.
In fact even Lisbeth and Argo were disappearing more recently too.
But enough about that, Kirito focused his gaze on the Ice Guardian Beartic. Kirito had fought these types of monsters before, Beartics were level twelve animal type creatures without the abilities to use sword skills but they do give experience that are equivalent to level twenty monsters.
Kirito who already achieved level nineteen easily dispatched the even monster before him…well as easily as you could fighting on the seventh floor.
Without even looking back, the monster burst into a million polygons an action that Kirito was familiar with.
Sheathing his sword, Kirito began walking deeper into the snow covered forest dungeon.
Kirito let out a weary smile smiled appear on his face 'Finally after two hours of getting lost in this blasted forest I found the entrance to Arktsika!'
Indeed Kirito lost his way in the «Forest of Lost Snow» for two whole hours needless to say Kirito wanted nothing more to finish the quest as soon as possible. It was already five o'clock and Kirito wanted to finish this before the sun fully set and day turns to night, not to mention since the season was winter the days became shorter something that Aincrad simulated very well along with the congruent seasons.
Stepping into a barren field of snow as far as the eye could see, Kirito «scanned» the field.
Nothing happened; cautiously Kirito stepped further into the barren land of Arktsika.
Suddenly the ground rumbled, in Aincrad two things were bound to happen wen something new and unexpected happens: one you're very lucky or…you're very unlucky…as in the type to get you killed unlucky…
Frantically turning his head all over the place, Kirito looked for the source of the rumble. Then Kirito heard something fall behind him…hoping that he was wrong Kirito turn around only to see to his own horror the entrance from where he came into the opening from the forest was cut off by fallen trees.
Kirito whipped his head back to the field again as his eyes widened in horror even further, because before him a literally horde of monsters resembling reindeers breaking out from under the snow.
Kirito may be a secret battle maniac but that didn't mean he was suicidal, plus Kirito preferred fighting human like monsters.
Kirito gritted his teeth as he roughly pulled out his sword and adjust himself into a stance.
In Sword Art Online the «AIs» of monster had varying degrees of intelligence ranging from human like to even animals.
Reindeers might not be like most group of animals since in real life they never seek conflict, but inmost cases it would be more advantageous to strike first into a middle of a group and cause chaos rather than wait for the animals to attack first and let them take the advantage.
'I should've have bought information from Argo, then at least I wouldn't be in this situation.
Well I haven't seen her much lately either…
Damn it Kirito think later focus on surviving first you idiot!'
With that finally thought Kirito without warning charged into amidst the horde of monsters.
«Demondeirs» as the monsters turned out to be named and called, turned out to be only level ten and quite weak compared to the other monsters at their level, and with limited moves such as kicking, biting, and slamming they were easily dispatched.
However the damn problem was their overwhelming numbers!
One Demondeirs would burst into a million polygons signifying its death, but two or three more Demondeir would replace the dead monster.
At first there was only a few nicks here and there, but slowly but surely more of the Demondeir's strikes would become more accurate.
'It's weird…I know I'm getting more fatigued and the monsters are able to hit me more because of it, or is it because they are learning my style more hopefully not. But even so my strikes seem to deal more damage and accuracy is rising.' Kirito mused to himself but he also knew the situation was far from ideal.
Sooner or later he would tire himself out and then the monster would kill him, which was why as he fought Kirito would move around attempting to locate some escape route.
Soon ten, thirty, and nearly an hour passed and Kirito was already shaking from the fatigue that was when he saw it, the opening in the horde of monster that none of them would go into for some reason.
Kirito found it weird, he was sure that it wasn't there a moment ago, but his health had just went into the red.
Sucking in his breath even though Kirito knew such an action wasn't necessary in this virtual world but rather doing it out of familiarity, Kirito abandoned his strike mid way and bolted towards the opening.
Ignoring all the attacks and damage Kirito finally tumbled into the clearing and a breath of relief escaped from his lips.
However Kirito didn't stay on the ground for long as he forced himself to stand. Digging through the pouch on his waist Kirito took out a vial containing red liquid.
«Potions» a special item that restores the health of a player and is something crucial that any smart player with common sense would never forget to bring.
With a pop Kirito opened the potion and prepared to dunk down the red liquid to heal to restore his abysmal health bar that was at 5% percent.
"oii…" Almost jumping fright Kirito's head almost snapped off from the force that Kirito turned his head to the source of the pig/dog like sound.
A few feet away from Kirito laid a reindeer that resembled the Demondeirs, but what was different was the fact that the downed reindeer was laying on the ground and it was guarding a red sleigh with a giant bags.
'This is it! I just have to defeat that reindeer the I can get that bag, probably filled with rare items!'
With that thought Kirito downed the potion before charging at the reindeer intent on killing it.
The reindeer in turn immediately stood up and pointed its horn at Kirito before going for the charge.
Kirito of course sidestepped it quite easily, but to the swordsman clad in black's surprise the reindeer easily swerve and its horn was almost upon Kirito once more.
Gritting his teeth Kirito used the flat end of his black sword to black the ramming attack.
With determined eyes now that his 'goal' was before him.
With an uncharacteristic roar Kirito renewed his efforts and brought his strength down his sword onto his the reindeer.
Whittling down the reindeer's health little by, Kirito was sure that the reindeer he was fighting at the moment could easily be classified as a «mini-boss» that should've been fought with a party.
But it was no use crying over spilled milk, Kirito continued to whittle the reindeer's health down again and again ignoring his fatigue and even his own health whittling down Kirito continued intent on killing the monster before him.
'At last!' Kirito brought his sword up with his right hand as it glowed crimson signaling the activation of the sword skill called «Fell Crescent» intent on finishing what little health the reindeer had, but suddenly there was rumbling resembling that of a thousand hooves stomping the ground.
With wide eyes Kirito stopped his sword skill halfway as he made an one-eighty only to see the Demondeir horde trampling towards him far too close for his liking.
Adjusting his stance Kirito point the tip of his sword at the monsters as he prepared himself for the upcoming horde with no intent to give up.
To Kirito's immense surprise, the Demondeir horde jus ignored him and just ran passed him.
Turning around without lowering his guard, Kirito saw them attacking the reindeer he was fighting before.
'This is my chance!' Kirito thought to himself as he saw the blocked entranceway from where he came in no longer blocked.
Kirito made a mad dash toward it but suddenly something stopped him.
It was a sound that he could really recognize, looking back at the source Kirito found out the source were Demondeirs.
Kirito vision started blur as his eyes widened and his breath became erratic he suddenly recognized the sound, it was the sound of laughter. The sound of hundreds of torturous laughter blending together forming into a twisted melody of hate and repulsive joy.
Kirito continued to stare as the Demondeirs no longer resembled reindeers no longer, but rather faceless shadows of humans as they continued beat down on a human with sick and twisted humor.
At that moment something inside Kirito snapped as he charged at the sickly shadows that continued to taunt and belittle the little black haired boy they surrounded.
Shadow after shadow Kirito slashed them all down. Kirito didn't care that they attacked, instead all Kirito saw was that the shadow had started to belittle him now and that the black haired girl became a five-year-old Yuuki with twisted smiles.
When Kirito was finally snapped out of it all he saw was an empty snow field before him.
Staring impassively Kirito stared at his hand as he tried to recollect what happened only to remember 'that' memory.
Huffing Kirito stared at his clenched hands that he was sure to have drawn blood if it was in real life.
Kirito whipped around to see a man in red along with the reindeer that he had almost killed but ended up saving the reindeer instead.
The man before him was obviously Saint Nicholas or more commonly known as Santa Clause, with his bushy white beard, potbelly, and signature red clothes.
Santa and the reindeer jovially walked or if you were a reindeer trotted towards Kirito.
"I thank you young man for saving my favorite reindeer Rudolph from this monsters."
"Rudolph!?" Kirito gasped in surprised. 'Now that I look closer Rudolph does have a red nose!' Kirito wanted to face-palm, as he didn't notice earlier and in his fatigue just wanted to kill the red-nosed reindeer. Now that the swordsman thought about it, this was probably the reason why no one else had completed the quest.
Kirito was shaken out of his thoughts as he felt something warm on his face, and almost tripped backwards…wait he did tripped backwards staring stupidly at Rudolph's face.
Santa just laughed jovially again…that bastard.
"Young man as thanks for saving my precious reindeer, I'll give you this!" Santa said as he brought a smaller and more miniature version of the bag on his sleigh and threw it towards Kirito who caught it with a "Ooomph!"
"Hohohohohohoho, Merry Christmas!" the man in red said as he was suddenly magically in his sleigh along with several other reindeers in harnesses with Rudolph in the front nose shining bright red.
Yuuki, Asuna, Argo, and Lisbeth sat inside their house with great worry and anxiety on their faces.
A week ago Yuuki had thought of throwing a surprise Christmas Eve party for Kirito, something Argo quickly agreed and convinced/blackmailed the other two girls into the idea not that Yuuki would know that.
Secretly all of them disappeared and distance themselves from Kirito to prepare although Yuuki was reluctant leave Kirito's company for long periods of time she persevered.
The bought gifts, decorations, a Christmas tree, and much more preparing for the party, and had decorated the house in Christmas themes and Asuna even outdone herself with the food she cooked, and so much more.
And now all they needed to do was wait for the black sword user to return, but they waited and waited.
Soon they began to worry, they tried sending «PMs» to Kirito but this messages were never received, telling them that Kirito was in a dungeon.
The four girls didn't know where Kirito was as he didn't inform them, but that didn't stop them from worrying.
For Yuuki Kirito was her lifeline in a sense, someone who is her pillar of support.
For Asuna although she may not have known Kirito for long, but Yuuki Asuna did know that Kirito was a good person at heart. His care of for Yuuki was proof enough. Besides Asuna liked the fact that Kirito never expected Yuuki to be perfect but rather just be herself…something she couldn't do and was jealous of.
Lisbeth although she also did know much about Kirito, she was very good friends with Yuuki. Lisbeth being one of the few female players naturally set her apart from the males who mostly want to pursue her for her baby like cute face and keep her to themselves. To Lisbeth, Yuuki was someone who was pure heart and someone who could connect everyone together. So to Lisbeth she would never forgive Kirito if he made Yuuki cry.
Unlike Asuna and Lisbeth, Argo was someone who connected more to Kirito. In Argo's eyes Kirito was someone who understood pain like she did, pain that she experience and probably so much more. Don't get Argo wrong she liked Yuuki, but she preferred the silent company of Kirito. Because she can see Kirito's sadness, Yuuki had it too but she had Kirito to lean while Kirito had to be strong for the both of them. Although the Rat didn't let it show, Argo was seriously worried about Kirito perhaps equally to Yuuki although she doubted that.
It was ten thirty-seven now, and Kirito still hadn't come back. Yuuki was just barely restraining herself from running out to search blindly for Kirito.
Every single head turned towards the door to see Kirito staring back at them awkwardly under the four girls' scrutinizing gaze.
"ummm hell- oompfff" Kirito never got the chance to finished his sentence as Yuuki slammed into him her arms wrapped around his chest knocking both of them to the ground due to the force behind Yuuki sudden charge and the fact that Kirito was unprepared.
"Where were you!? You had me worried!" Yuuki shouted with her face buried in Kirito's chest, finally able to relax knowing Kirito was fine.
"What do you mean mE~ Don't you mean wE~" Argo's teasing voice entered Kirito's and Yuuki's ears. "Yuuki-chan…how bold of yoU~"
Yuuki who finally realized what kind of position she was in. With a loud "EEP!" Yuuki jumped up from Kirito's chest red-faced.
"It's not what it looks likes!" Yuuki cried in denial as she saw the teasing looks on Argo's and Lisbeth's faces while the pitying look on Asuna's face.
"Not like what?" Kirito asked as he finally stood up.
"Nothing!" Yuuki said out loud before any one of the girls could speak, especially Argo.
"Really?" Kirito voiced his skepticism with a raised eyebrow and the tone of his voice.
"Really! Kirito-kun! Asuna made a lot of delicious food! Come lets eat!" Yuuki added quickly she dragged Kirito by his arm to the dining table knowing that food would make him forget but not before throwing all the girls a glare.
The girls in response just smirked before giggling in response making Yuuki's face flaming hot.
"Wow!" Kirito for all the cold shoulder he gives most of the time couldn't but helped to be impressed at the magnificent display of food that calling it a feast fit for kings would be insulting it.
There was roasted pork buttered with all sorts of exotic spices native only to Aincrad. A salad that words could describe with no justice, the most plump and hearty chicken not even scene one television, and so much more.
To Yuuki's surprised instead of diving straight into the food Kirito instead ran towards Asuna and give her a hearty hug and kissed her the cheek making every girl gasp but Kirito didn't care.
"Thank you so much! Saying I love you doesn't do the feast justice!"
Without waiting Kirito just ran towards the food and started to devour them.
Asuna's face was flaming hot, even brighter than Yuuki's just a moment ago. Lisbeth…well she just laughed at hilarity of it.
Argo was…trying to hold in her laughter…and she was failing miserably.
Yuuki just stood there frozen, before suddenly a dark aura covered her and a hanya mask appeared behind her.
Argo and Lisbeth stopped laughing as they stared at the monstrosity in horror feeling as they would never be happy again.
"Asuna-chan…" Yuuki said with a ghostly flair making Asuna pale, "why is it that the one Kirito gave his first kiss is you? Asuna-chan?" Yuuki asked as her yes glowed crimson from under the shadow made by her bangs as she crept towards Asuna with spawn of all evils in the world behind her.
Argo and Lisbeth hugged each other as thy shivered hoping to never incur Yuuki's wrath like Asuna just died, whether on purpose or not.
Luckily for Asuna she was saved by the person who incurred Yuuki's wrath onto her… oh the irony.
"Come what are you girls doing? The food Asuna cooked is great!" Kirito said as he stuck his head out from the dining room to see what was taking the four girls so long.
To Argo's, Lisbeth's, and Asuna's morbid fascination the hanya mask behind Yuuki disappeared as if it never existed. "Okay~ I'm coming Kirito-kun!" Yuuki said as she skipped happily into the dining room.
This left Asuna, Lisbeth, and Argo staring at each before they all nodded their head together agreeing to never make Yuuki's wrath fall upon them no matter what.
Kirito and the four girls sat on the couches sighing on contentment. Well Kirito was while all of the three girls sans Yuuki stared at Kirito never once seeing him like this. They knew Kirito like food but not this much!
"Kirito-kun where were you?" Yuuki finally asked the question that had plagued everyone one hour ago.
Hearing this Kirito just made a small smile as he opened his menu and toggled it a bit with it.
Appearing in a brilliant flash of light the light tanned bag confused everyone as it appeared in Kirito's hand.
"You know the Operation Save Christmas quest?" Kirito asked to which they all nodded.
Suddenly Argo gasped when she connected the dots "No waY! You actually completed iT!?"
Kirito in response just smirked. Curiosity entered the other Yuuki's, Lisbeth's, and Asuna's eyes. Almost every top player heard of it too.
In fact the group of four girls had toyed with the idea of taking on the event but eventually threw the idea out as sought a more secure method even if it meant spending more money.
"Hurry up and open it! Let's see what's inside!" Lisbeth said eagerly her patience nearly running out.
""WAHH!"" the girls cried out in happiness in amazement as they saw the contents of the bag, because inside there was an assortment of clothes and equipment but mostly the clothes caught their attention.
It wasn't much of a surprised after all, most of the current equipment available were made for the current floors and none of the tailors were high enough level to make fashionable at all.
So it was no wonder that the girls started to fight over the clothes with Kirito staring I morbid horror.
"This is mine!"
"I call dibs on thaT!"
"Hands off b**ch!"
"Those are mine!"
Hours later of humanity worst and most catastrophic battle the girls were content and smiling with the clothes and equipment they picked.
'Thank god I already took mine…I cant imagine fighting them for clothes, I would lose before I even moved.'
Yuuki was wearing a black sleeveless collared shirt with designs of red lines, along with detached sleeves. She had a plain black skirt that covered part of her black pantyhose and a black waist cape that she took off. The clothes worked perfectly with Yuuki's black hair that shimmered dark purple under light and made her skin glow.
Asuna had white and red themed clothes. She had a long sleeved white shirt with a sailor skirt in red along with white ball gloves. She also had white stocking stockings.
Lisbeth had forgone her blacksmith trouser in exchange for a pink maid like uniform that she found cute. It had frills and all along with a long white glove and white stocking that fit snugly to her legs. She had also found one of those rare hair dyes, which colored her hair soft pink.
Argo was perhaps had the most startling change. For one she completely forwent her cloak revealing her nicely developing body that surpassed Asuna's and Lisbeth's. She now wore a strapless top that connected to her short shorts. The clothes were black with a large white stripe running down the line. She also wore a black scarf and detached sleeves and black stockings.
All of the girls had armor that they usually wore to combat but right now since there was none of them wore any.
"How do I look Kirito-kun?" Yuuki asked in anticipation and a slight tint of red on her cheeks.
Kirito who had already seen it so many times before thought nothing of it as he was already used to that action so Kirito thought it was a normal reaction from girls. Kirito gave Yuuki a small smile, "You look great Yuuki."
Yuuki hearing that gave the brightest smile, it was also infectious as the three other girls began to smile too.
"Hey what's inside there?" Argo asked as she wondered about the last item that was left from the bag.
It was an ornately decorated red box with gold designs embedded in it.
Kirito looked at the clock without them realizing it was already eleven fifty-nine almost Christmas now.
"Argo you can have it if you want." Kirito said as he handed the ornate box to Argo, it wasn't like he needed or important to him. Kirito never knew that it spelled for his doom.
"Yuuki come her for a sec." Kirito said as he made a gesture for Yuuki to follow him.
Yuuki made a happy face as she followed Kirito wondering why Kirito would want to talk to her in private.
Suddenly a scene entered her mind
It was a lovely night as Kirito and Yuuki stood on the balcony staring at the stars. Both of them were holding hand as they gazed at the stars.
Suddenly Kirito moved his hand away and kneeled in front Yuuki.
Taking out a box Kirito suddenly opened it showing a lovely wedding ring. "Yuuki I love you with all my heart, will you marry me?"
Yuuki shook her cherry red face furiously as she tried to expel the image from her head.
Before Yuuki knew it she was standing outside with Kirito looking at the snow covered field just like in her imagination except that they weren't holding hands.
Yuuki thank whatever god existed in Aincrad that it was nighttime and Kirito couldn't see her embarrassed face.
Standing side-by-side gazing at the stars both Yuuki and Kirito settled into a comfortable silence.
"here" Kirito suddenly said as he handed Yuuki a small gift box that fit inside the palm of his hand without looking at Yuuki.
Yuuki tenderly took the gift and held it into her hands, images from her imagination flashed through her brain but she quickly squashed those images. Despite her wishes, Yuuki was positive Kirito didn't see her in a romantic light…at least for now.
"What are you waiting for? Go on…open it." Kirito said as he looked at Yuuki waiting for her to open it.
Slowly Yuuki opened the box to see a pair of earrings. The earing were made of two horizontal circular black metals pieces with red designs connected to a hook to hand fron the ear lobes and within those rings where black jewels that seemed to shine even in darkness.
«Blessing of Venus»
Effect-The wearer of these earrings gains extra five «dexterity» and «strength» points.
"Thank you so much Kirito-kun." Yuuki smiled as she wore them. "How do I look?" Yuuki asked as she used one of her hands to brush her hair out of the way to show Kirito the earrings.
"You look cute and beautiful." Kirito complimented as he patted Yuuki on her head. "Come on we should go back before the others wondered what happened to us."
Yuuki nodded as she followed Kirito back down to the living room.
WARNING THIS SCENE MAY BE A BIT…QUESTIONABLE
Yuuki's and Kirito's jaws almost touched the ground as they took in the…disastrous (?) scene before them.
Lisbeth had stripped to her undergarments and was doing a seductive dance on the table while laughing merrily.
Kirito found his eyes following Lisbeth's plump ass up…and down…to the right and to the left…Hey! Don't look at him like that! Kirito is a growing boy.
Finally after a few moments Kirito forced his eyes away and looked at the percent sitting on the couch laughing and clapping…Asuna.
Was just him or are Asuna's and Lisbeth's face kind of flushed?
"GAh-" Argo suddenly appeared out of nowhere and pushed a vial of blue liquid into Kirito's and Yuuki's mouth.
Due to the suddenness Yuuki and Kirito drank the blue liquid.
Suddenly Kirito felt something different about his body, his balance was…off. "What'd you do to me Argo." Kirito growled.
A smirk just appeared on Argo's face as stuck her tongue at Kirito.
"Hey-IIIIIII!" Kirito found himself shreaiking as he suddenly losing his balance because of some extra weight on his chest and falling onto the ground. "Oompfff!"
"What's this!?" Kirito cried out as he pushed himself off his floor and looked at his chest. Kirito noticed two things.
One his hair hand grown a lot and was not probably as long as Asuna's.
Two there were two large mounds of flesh on his chest.
With an audible gulp Kirito braced himself before he grasped those two mounds…
'soft…WAIT I SHOULDN'T BE THINKIN LIKE THIS!?"
"Argo what did you do to me!?" Kirito shouted at where Argo formerly was only to see…a eight year old Yuuki?
However unlike the Yuuki Kirito knew, this Yuuki was hugging her knees as she pretended to draw on the ground with a cloud of despair over her shadowed eyes.
"Life isn't fa-hic-fair, I have aids and all that. –hic- I'm so usless…-hic- I should just die…-hic-.."
Kirito's eyes widened as he placed a hair on her. "Yuuki! Are you ok-"
Kirito never had a chance to finish as he was suddenly pushed onto his ass by Asuna who hugged Yuuki tightly!
"Don't worry Yuuki~chan –hic-Oneechan will comfo-hic-rt you. Don't –hic- worry…"
'are they drunk!? How in the nine hells can you getf**king drunk!?'
A sudden high-pitched screamed pierced the air. Kirito took a moment to take in that it was his voice that made the sound.
Argo suddenly groped Kirito from behind and kept Squeezing Kirito's newly grown breasts. "Mou Kiriko-chan~I'm jealous you only what? Fourteen and you have such large racks"
"Un-huh, Kiriko-chan are you one hundred percent female now I wonder –hic-?"
'Don't tell me Argo is also drunk!'
Kiriko froze in shock as her eyes widened as she saw Argo moved her left hand away from her breast and down her pants, something that should not have happened in this virtual reality yet occurred.
Without warning Kiriko let out an arousing sound as Argo confirmed that Kiriko was indeed now one hundred percent female.
"STOP!" Kiriko yelled as she took Argo's hand out of her pants and pushed her away. Kiriko was shocked that Argo seemed to have grown into a really sexy adult but didn't have time to ponder as she was suddenly pushed onto the couch.
"Wha!?" Kiriko let out in surprise and suddenly she felt something on her lap. Looking down Kiriko wished she hadn't…because she started to stare at Lisbeth's ass.
Without warning Lisbeth started to move it and before Kiriko knew it Lisbeth was performing a lap dance for Kiriko.
Despite knowing it was wrong Kiriko couldn't bring herself to look away. Thankfully a pair of hands did it for her.
But it turned out even worse as Kiriko found her face stuffed between the adult Argo's mounds of flesh.
"Kiri-bou –hic- don't ignore mE! –hic-"
Kirito sat straight up in his bed as he placed his hands on his chest to confirm that he wasn't female.
"thank god it was just a dream…" Kirito said as he let out a breath of relief.
"Mmmmmm…" Kirito's blood ran could as he heard a voice that was defiantly not his.
Looking down on his blanket he saw four other human like figures outlined by the blanket.
With a gulp, Kirito flipped off the blanket and confirmed to his horror that Argo, Yuuki, Asuna, and Lisbeth were all in the same bed as him…did I mention they were in racy lingerie?
Kirito could only think of one word to describe the situation that spelled certain doom for him.
Author's Note: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Originally I wanted to have more of the quest scene but…I just wanted to finish this as soon as possible…plus harem antics and humor FTW.
So to those of you who picked up the slight foreshadowing I attempted in there, props to you.
And the hallucination was linked a bit to Kirito's past.
Well I guess this can also be considered an omake in a way…but...nah.
So Touma like the drunk antics? There'll be more…hehehehe
I may have gone a bit over board with the last scene…oh well.
Suddenly I was thinking, maybe I should add Strea as a main character. What do you think?
I made a poll on my profile s please vote :]
And another thing, do any of you guys know about Strea's personality?
Oh and about my previous note about not updating until Gun Gale Online: Erebus's prologue was posted…I totally forgot about it was near Christmas and that I wanted to post a Christmas chapter for this story and so yeah….sorry about that…
2/3/13 Author's Note: Sorry this isn't really a chapter but news I have to inform you about. Due to academic relates work, I'm going to have to go on a hiatus for a week or two. Sorry D: