Sorry again for late updates- I'm not dead, just lazy (I've had this written for a while and then I forgot...). So here you go!
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Derpmaster: That was pretty insulting, but thank you for apologizing. It means a lot. :)
Goldenwing in the Rain: Good to hear from you! Oh, and can you give me keywords or something where I can find the link to the wiki you told me you were making? The links you keep sending aren't showing up. I think Fanfiction thinks they're preventing spam or something.
Pwner50123: Oh man! I hope you can remember your password soon :)
POKE-Pasta204: I got mixed messages from that...
WriterCloiss: WAY OF LIFE! NOW, GIMME MAH NUM-NUMS!
Sleepstar of Shadowclan: *Dies of happiness* You totally get me. I'm definitely doing that.
Dandelionheart: I'm sorry, but guests cannot submit because the forum is for members only, and that's the only way I can do it.
SkystepTheMuffin: Glad to see you! And yes, very legit. :)
Freezethefrozenwarriorfairy: Psshh... overobsession? Where? (I get where you're coming from, Ron Weasley's my hubby... what? Pssh... who said that?) And cats are accepted through forum only, sorry.
One last thing, guys, please. I really have to insist you stop putting cats in reviews! I don't want to get in trouble and I will be taking down the CaC if it doesn't stop! I'm really sorry, but I'm not sure what else I can do...
"Well, the plane's fixed, and the Chinese soldiers are off our case..." Hawkfire started.
"And the Buckingham Palace guards..." Rootstar nodded seriously.
"OOH! Good point. This time, we're going to England!" Hawkfire mewed.
"Ooh! The land of ze fancy tea and fancy Bri-ish accents!" Bramblestar screamed excitedly, wearing a fancy, old-fashioned wig and a fancy king robe.
"YOU LOOK LIKE KING GEORGE! HERE IN AMERICA, WE HAVE A DEMOCRACY! GET OUT OF THAT MONARCHY COSTUME!" screamed Americakit hysterically.
"Ahem. Warriors actually originated in England, so... yeah." Smartkit mewed smartly.
"What's Warriors?" asked Bramblestar stupidly.
"The book we originate from." Smartkit nodded.
"I'm not even going to ask." Bramblestar shook his head.
"Fine." Smartkit shrugged.
"I can't wait to go to England..." Hawkfire said cheerfully. "Harry Potter originated there, you know."
"HARRY POTTER!" screamed Harrypotterkit. "YAY!"
So they boarded the plane.
"WAIT! WHILE WE ARE ON THIS FLIGHT, WE MUST DISCUSS PI!" screamed Violetpelt.
"OOH! GOOD TIME FOR ME TO USE MY SMART GLASSES!" Rootstar put them on her face and shut her eyes tightly.
"Oh, this is awful." she opened her eyes. "Oh well!"
Jayfeather lifted the plane into the air.
"WHAT'S PI?!" screamed Dumbface.
"IT'S A PIE! THE YUMMY THING YOU EAT! IT CAN BE BLUEBERRY, APPLE, CINNAMON, WHATEVER!" Stupidkit screamed.
"OOH! This would be an excellent time to sing our pie song!" Echofrost screamed. She coughed. "Ahem. App-"
"You'd be right, but you're adding a letter. Pi is spelt "p-i". It is an irrational number used for figuring out the ratio of the circumference of a circle to it's diameter. It goes like this: 3.14159265(and this is where I go to Google to see the rest)35897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062
"OKAY, OKAY! WHEN DOES PI END?!" screamed Rootstar. "I CAN'T TAKE IT! THIS IS TOO CRAZY FOR ME, AND NOTHING'S TOO CRAZY FOR ME!"
"Pi is a number that never ends. It goes on for infinity." Smartkit mewed smartly.
"WHATEVER!" Rootstar ran in a tiny circle (they're on a plane, she's using as much space as she can get). Then, her eyes turned strangely red. "Number. Overload." then her head began to spin around, then blew off.
"WHAATTTT?!" screamed Echofrost hysterically. She began to sob.
Then Rootstar came out of the bathroom, with a newspaper tucked under her arm. "Hey, guys, what happened?" she looked at Rootstar's head. "Euh. You blew off Rootstar two-point-oh's head. Was it pi?"
"WHY DID YOU MAKE A ROBOTIC COPY OF YOURSELF?!" screamed Hawkfire hysterically.
"Because I didn't want you guys to miss me while I took a tinkle." Rootstar mewed seriously.
Hawkfire rolled her eyes.
Echofrost laughed. "I knew it! Nothing's too crazy for Rootstar!"
"Yet you were the first to cry when her head blew off," Dragonfire rolled her eyes.
"Yeah. I wanted to fool you guys..." Echofrost ducked behind her seat.
"We can still see you," Dragonfire mewed dryly.
"NO!" Echofrost screamed. "INVISIBILITY POTION, GO!" she dumped a glass of water on herself.
"Can still see you..."
"Passengers, we have reached a safe roaming level, and you can now unbuckle-" Echofrost and Rootstar looked sheepish, then sat down, buckled up, then unbuckled.
"Go to the bathroom-" Rootstar tossed her newspaper away and whistled innocently.
"And use your electronic devices." Jayfeather finished. Sodaface and Daisycloud, who had an assortment of e-readers, phones, iPods, and simply, portable music players shoved them off their tray tables and then picked them up and pretended to be turning them on for the first time.
"Honestly, I swear, you better not've interfered with the signal or anything, because I do not want to crash!" Jaystorm mewed.
Lavenderbreeze frowned. "Who ever thought we'd have to say a thing like that?"
"We just had to for safety reasons." Jaystorm shrugged.
"LET'S HAVE A PI-MEMORIZING CONTEST!" screamed Smartkit.
"YEAH!" screamed Memorykit.
"NO!" screamed everyone else.
"Let's have a pie party!" Rootstar waved pies in the air, and threw them in everyone's faces. Then she smushed one in Echofrost's face, and then Talonstripe's. "Merry Kwanzaa, sweetie!" she licked Talonstripe and then smushed a pie in her own face.
Angelhalo nearly lost it. "OMG! THE PIE IS LIKE, ADDING ON FIVE EXTRA POUNDS! I MUST LOOK SOOOO HIDEOUS! I LOOK FAT! LIKE HUNGRYFOREVERYTHING OR FREAKISHLYOLDFACE!"
"You look fine!" Pricklethistle cooed.
"HEY!" Hungryforeverything objected. "I AM NOT FAT!" his rolls of kitty fat drooped over his seat. He hastily clutched the fat and smushed it into his chair. It flopped out again.
"Oh, that's disgusting." Tawnypelt covered her eyes.
"WHY ARE THERE NO TREES ON THIS PLANE?!" Ferncloud sobbed.
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE TREES ON PLANES!" Jayfeather screamed from the cockpit.
"THAT'S NO EXCUSE!" Ferncloud then randomly sprouted a million arms to cover the eyes of her kits. One problem. She had three billion, ninety-three million, twelve thousand, two-hundred-seventy-five kits. So three billion, ninety-two million, twelve thousand, two-hundred-seventy-one kits were scarred (remember, she has her original arms and legs as well as the million). "NOO!" she tried to get the rest of her kits to shut their eyes, but they failed to listen, as they did not like listening, being kits, and were scarred for life.
"I'M BLIND!" Hystericalkit screamed.
"I am blind." Jayfeather said.
?"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?!" screamed Bramblestar.
Jayfeather mewed, "I don't. I also don't know how much fuel we have left."
"Aw... shnap!" Bramblestar snapped his claws.
"That doesn't go with the moment." Squirrelflight rolled her eyes.
"Your face doesn't go with the moment!" Bramblestar snapped his claws. "Aw... shnap!"
"Okay, so air traffic control says we're reaching an airport, but I can't guarantee it is actually a British airport!" Jayfeather announced.
"YAY!" the crazy cats cheered crazily. Lavenderbreeze, Jaystorm, and Wolfpaw rolled their eyes.
So they landed in some place that may or may not be England.