THE HUNTER'S GUIDE TO DATING
WOW: Prepare. There's a theme running through Dean's life ...
Disclaimer: Don't own!
A date is kinda like a hunt.
Firstly there's the preparation; shower, close shave, aftershave - a decent one, not that freakin' cheap crap that smells like possum-piss which Sam picked up from the dime store last week, breathmints, and finally, good threads; clean and sharp and tight in all the right places.
Then there's the execution; meet target, wine and dine, turn on the charm, and when she's completely under your spell ... BAM! You move in for the kill.
And then there's the most important thing; now where the hell did I leave those condoms?
No good hunter sets out without protection!