ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING
"One day, King Arthur and Sir Dean were preparing to fight the … the …"
"Who did King Arthur fight, Sam?"
"Okay, so King Arthur and Sir Dean were preparing to fight the chi …"
"Wait a minute - King Arthur never fought the freakin' Chinese."
*Shrug* "Well, it's a stupid story, it doesn't matter."
"You're only pissed 'cause you're a peasant."
"Well, if I really was your squire, I'd put itching powder in your stupid armour.
"Yeah right bitch, you'd find my freakin' lance up your ass if you pulled a stunt like that!"
"Oh yeah, you …"
"Why's the kid crying?"
Best wishes to all my American friends who are digging in to face the big storm tonight. Thinking of you all x