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Jason absolutely didn't like the waitress. Not one single bit.

She ignored him, and focused on Dick, and she was leaning on the table, making her boobs show more cleavage. And Dick was oblivous, and ofcourse acting like usual, the waitress' smile grew wider, so she probably thought Dick was flirting back.

"I hate that waitress" Jason growled when she was gone. Dick raised an eyebrow, and smiled, amused.

"Jay, she's hasn't done anything wrong"

"She was flirting with you, which you obviously didn't notice" Jason retorted, rolling his eyes.

Dick shook his head, still very amused.

"Aww, is the little Jaybird jealous?"

Jason narrowed his eyes and kicked Dick under the table.

"No, I'm not jealous. I just don't like girls flirting with what's mine" He said with a possessive tone. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the waitress returning. With a smirk he reached forward to grab Dick's neck to kiss him over the table. He saw the waitress freeze with her mouth wide open.

With a satisfied smirk he pulled away, whispering "mine", making Dick smile knowingly.