Hey guys, yet another chappie! Don't own this or Harry Potter.


Chapter 17.

AN: I sed stup flming da stryo!(And because you keep asking, we keep will. Life just works like that) if ur a prep den dnot red it!(But it's so funny and we love seeing how many spelling errors one person can make in a sentance!)u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage.(Oh goodie, I love quizzes!) if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF!(What if we lie on the quiz?)pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!(Aw look guys. She's sad now, lets give her a pat on the head and a cookie and tell her everything is gonna be okay)

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free.(Lucky bitch) He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). (Oh, so just because a guy likes clothes and makeup he's bi? Guess I need to inform someone I know he's newly bi!)argird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts.(Maybe you should if it's important) "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came.(Ew) Hargird went away angrily.(I would too)

"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.(Wait a minute, didn't she die?)

"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything.(Mmmm. For a dead person) She was wearing a short black corset-thingy(I used to have pet fish) with blood red lace on it (I had a hamster too)and a blak blood-red miniskirt,(Mmmm? Oh yeah, have to remember to quit saying random things about my life!) leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything.(Wow... )She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.(But that is a serious disorder a lot of people have. It's not funny, or cool)

"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I'm gong with Diabolo."(I thought of something... else when I read that) she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came.(I don't want to read about them having a good time!)They were both loking extremely hot and sexy (Only to you)and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it.(And I'm just gonna zone out until the clothing description is done)He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson.(...) Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower.(...) B'loody Mart(Is that a new gothic store?) was going 2 da concert wif Dracola.(A new type of soda?) Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth(Everyone in this story has some long, fucked up family backstory that none of us care about. Seriously. That space could have been used for something else!)and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth.(Somehow that doesn't surprise me)He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now.(Actually, you called him Dracola) Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik)(Actually, I don't understand)that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak.(Because drugs are awesome!) Draco and I made out.(Wait, so who's driving?) We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva!(I'm sure he was, you emo gothic bitch) He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes.(I'm surprised she didn't change them to red) He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena(See? Only fucking song in this universe) and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes...(Didn't we go through this last chapter?) Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came.(Why? You were so scared that you just... came?)It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!(Yeah, we already did go through this!)

"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. (But she couldn't because *fake dreamy voice* He reminded her of Joel Madden)hou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!"(:D YAY!)

"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.(*gets popcorn* My wishes have come true!)

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick.(D: Awwww...) He had lung black hair and a looong(Looong guys) black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back.(Oh for fucks sake! Now she dragged Avril into this? This bitch is going DOWN) He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away.(Just like that?) It was…DUMBLYDORE!(...But why would he save them?)


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