You owe fifty pounds.

!~!~!

I owe you fuck all Polly.

!~!~!

Don't resort to swearing in the office

!~!~!

You still owe me though Kelly.

!~!~!

Are you going to do the decent thing and
tell me why?

!~!~!

It's very rude to demand money.

!~!~!

It's rude to steal money and a painting from
the National Gallery. It's also rude to sell
a painting to your ex-girlfriends father under
the pretence that it's a real Vermeer.

!~!~!

Not to mention doing it all in the space
of forty-four hours.

!~!~!

That was different and you know it.

!~!~!

Criminal.

!~!~!

You weren't complaining at the time.
Also, you could've prevented it except you didn't.
Isn't preventing the course of justice a crime

!~!~!

As well as half the hacking you do
daily.

!~!~!

Stop changing the subject Jones.

!~!~!

You owe me fifty pounds due to you
being captured and taken as a prisoner of war
during your first mission.

!~!~

That wasn't my fault,
Taylor and Andrea decided to have a
domestic before deactivating the alarm.

!~!~!

Whose fault was it?
Don't blame Santa again either.

!~!~!

So it wasn't' because you were busy
flirting with Annabelle over the phone whilst
deactivating a nuclear device.

!~!~!

Miss Fritton will physically kill you if
she finds out that her only niece and
heir is your booty call.

!~!~!

I'd actually pay to see that.

!~!~!

Then you'd jump in and use
complex phrases and equations to calm
Miss F down.

!~!~!

You put in a lot of effort to rescue me
from that labour camp.
Don't deny that you want me.

!~!~!

Get over yourself.

!~!~!

But Polly,
I'm more wanted than the top shelf
porn.

!~!~!

Don't snort,
it's not very ladylike.

!~!~!

It's lucky that I'm not officially
Lady Polly then isn't it?

!~!~!

You however, is one day going to
be Lady Jones.

!~!~!

Don't remind me.

!~!~!

You've rescued me now so
you can go back to the states.

!~!~!

But I like it here,
I think I may stay.

!~!~!

You don't even have a
job here.

!~!~!

I do.

!~!~!

I'm Agent Polly;
I've been hired to keep you in line.

!~!~!

I'm a grown woman, a St Trinian and now
an official government spy.
I know multiple ways to kill a person with
one hit and I'm trained in firearms.

!~!~!

Do you really think that I need a baby sitter?

!~!~!

Yes.

!~!~!

You're not invincible you know.

!~!~!

No but I am independent enough
to look after myself.

!~!~!

You're an idiot.

!~!~!

A stubborn one at that.

!~!~!

You've always worked with a team.
You may have been the leader but you needed everyone
else.

!~!~!

Look at all of your schemes and
tell me how many have worked with only
your input?

!~!~!

I created a water slide in our third year,
can you remember how it flowed
through most of the corridors and flushed Taylor
and her Chavs out?

!~!~!

Who found the water source to
fuel that?

!~!~!

Me.

!~!~!

What about the CCTV?

!~!~!

Who programmed them?

!~!~!

Who put them up?

!~!~!

It was a joint effort Kel.

!~!~!

The heist was my idea.

!~!~!

That was only a success due to other
people's input.

!~!~!

There's no shame in asking for help.

!~!~!

Is this you asking me to help
you relieve yourself?

!~!~!

What will Celia say about this revelation?

!~!~!

I can't believe you carry around
that blasted textbook still.

!~!~!

What was that for?

!~!~!

That was for being an idiot.

!~!~!

And that was for being insufferable.

!~!~!

You sound just like Professor
Snape.

!~!~!

You've read a book?

!~!~!

No, I watched the films.
He's right evil.

!~!~!

What was that for?

!~!~!

Because you made a Harry Potter
that you didn't understand.

!~!~!

You do know that we
are getting weird looks, right?

!~!~!

Since when have you cared?

!~!~!

I don't and I won't have to face this
miserable lot after I get my next assignment.
It's too quiet in here, seriously
who died?

!~!~!

You're in administration for the next
month.

!~!~!

Seriously?

!~!~!

Excuse me.

!~!~!

Where are you going?

!~!~!

To find something to make a noose
with.

!~!~!

Stop being such a drama queen.

!~!~!

Aren't you stuck in this stuffy office
with me?

!~!~!

Excuse me.

!~!~!

Where are you going?

!~!~!

To hurl myself off of this building.

!~!~!

Stop being such a drama geek.

!~!~!

Stop smirking.

!~!~!

Once again your ex-girlfriend has quickly
moved on from you.

!~!~!

What are you going on about now?

!~!~!

If you hadn't have managed
to get yourself captured then you would know.

!~!~!

The new girl that has been
eying her up.

!~!~!

What new girl?

!~!~!

Roxy.

!~!~!

She's a rocker.

!~!~!

Now where are you going?

!~!~!

To St Trinians.

!~!~!

Jealous?

!~!~!

No, more like concerned.

!~!~!

About Annabelle?
How sweet of you.

!~!~!

About the school as a whole.
They're appearing on the Educational
Sector's list of scheduled OFSTED inspections.

!~!~!

That can be solved easily.

!~!~!

Done.

!~!~!

I still need to go down there.

!~!~!

Why?

!~!~!

Because it's our home Polly,
the twins will come up here if we don't
and because I have a tonne of
messages and missed calls from them all.

!~!~!

Something's cracked off.

!~!~!

That reminds me,
whose bright idea was it to give two
twelve year olds a Mini Cooper?

!~!~!

Mine.

!~!~!

I learnt how to drive young and
it didn't do me any harm.

!~!~!

No, but it did the rest of us harm.

!~!~!

You even crashed the school bus.

!~!~!

And you ran Chelsea over.

!~!~!

As well as knocking Bursar into a ditch.

!~!~!

Plus you're the reason why most of the teachers
are now raging alcoholics.

!~!~!

Who needs these details?
Now, are you coming or not?

!~!~!

No, I need to set things up.

!~!~!

Also, you've been assigned to bring
Agent 007 back.

!~!~!

Joy.

!~!~!

I must dash Polly;
I have a vault to break into and a
pompous man to steal from.

!~!~!

Don't have too much fun.

!~!~!

I will.

!~!~!

I'd get there as fast as you can;
Lucy tells me that Annabelle has managed
to get herself possessed by her ancestor.

!~!~!

On it Polly Pol.

!~!~!

Don't call me that!


This whole series thing that's going off was only supposed to be a one shot, not a whole trilogy

Review because this years pumpkin has to my best yet ;3