Made for the "He said what!?" Challenge. I used a variation of one of ElegantPaws line, so all credit for that hilarious line belongs there. Enjoy :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. All characters belong to Takahashi Rumiko.

"Ne, Kagome-chan, have you ever wondered what Sesshoumaru would look like under all those layers he wears?" Sango asked her friend, while they were enjoying one of their usual nightly baths in a hot spring.

"Hm, I think you're spending a little too much time with Miroku, Sango-chan. I swear, his lewdness is rubbing off on you!" the miko remarked, chuckling lightly.

"It was bound to happen sooner or later," she agreed with a sly smile, "but you still haven't answered my question," she continued prompting Kagome.

"Well, Inuyasha is pretty muscled under that crimson monstrosity he wears, and you would have never guessed it if he wasn't getting injured so much, and I had to take a look at his wounds. Maybe he is the same?" Kagome offered with a skeptical look.

"I don't know about that…He looks a bit leaner than Inuyasha, and he's taller, so maybe he is less muscled but still nicely toned?" Sango replied questioningly.

"That is very possible, but you can never know what's hidden underneath those baggy, flared hakama of his. He does have a certain feminine beauty, so maybe he has rather curvy thighs as well?" the miko suggested, bursting out laughing from the mental image, and Sango immediately joined her.

Somewhere behind the rock obstructed hot spring, a tall, silken clad figure contemplated on what he was hearing.

'Do these hakama make my legs look fat?'

Hope you liked it :)