The Truth - A Mistral Short

The Answer


Hermione looked at Draco Malfoy blankly. She burst out laughing. She laughed for what seemed like eternity. Draco just stood there blushing.

"I can't believe it!" Hermione laughed, "What on earth would make you think that I would go out with you?"

"Um… well,"

"Malfoy," Hermione said, "you have made fun of me from the first moment we met. You have been a jerk, a rude tool, and a bleep forever."

"What?" Draco asked, "What's a bleep?"

"A bleep is a pure-blood who I hate. A true definition is a bleeping bleepy bleepiedy bleep. You're a pure-bleep."

"Oh," Draco said, "I still don't get it."

"I wouldn't expect you to," Hermione replied, "You are an idiot."

Draco was sad, but he asked again, "Will you go out with me?"

"No," Hermione said, "I may be the ugliest girl in school, but I'm the smartest. I know that even I can do better than you. Goodbye you pure-bleep."

Hermione rushed away. Draco fell to the ground in defeat. Later that day at the Great Hall, he walked up to Dumbledore.

"You owe me ten galleons," he said.

"What?" Dumbledore asked, "You couldn't do it?"

"Yep," Draco said, "Hermione Granger does not want to go out with me. She even called my a bleep."

"Fine," Dumbledore said. He reached into his robe and pulled out the money. He was about to give Draco the money when he said, "I bet you can get Ginny Weasly to go out with you! Double or nothing!"

"Deal," Draco said, "We'll make the Unbreakable Vow after dinner."

Guess what the answer was. It was…

"NOOO! YOU BLEEPING BLEEP!"


I hope you enjoyed. There isn't another chapter and NO SEQUAL. I know it's super stupid, but hey, it's okay. The story I was suppose to post accidentally got deleted so I will upload it tomorrow. Please Review and leave suggestion for another Mistral short next month. If you want to leave suggestion for my next short, please leave any movie or book, two characters, the genre, and something significant to the plot. See the main wall for more details. Tune in this Friday for Lyn and my story, Caught in the Act of Treachery, as well as stick around for the 13th. Where I will finally post a chapter for Almost Alone. Again please review or you will hurt my feelings. Please leave suggestions. I own nothing. See you next month, the 13th, or Friday. - Mistral