DISCLAIMER: I no own Soul Eater
"Maka, Maka, Where have you been. It's 3AM."
"sorry me no Maka. Me no know Soul."
"But I never told you my name. If you don't know me then how do you know my name."
"The magical penguin pony unicorns in the trees told me."
"DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN THE MAGICAL PENGUIN PONY UNICORNS!"
"No not- wait a second maka why do you have a knife."
"whoever doesn't believe deserve to die."
"WAIT MAKA I BELIEVE."
"that's what I thought. Don't you think all cats deserve to die."
"Are you drunk."
"I think you should shut up"*kisses Soul*
~One makeout scene later~
"Wait a second you don't taste like alcohol."
"Just go with the flow, mon *Jamaican accent*
"Oh just shut up and kiss me, cool guys kiss people don't they Soul"
"Oh yeah cool guys always kiss girls."
*another makeout session*
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