Title: The Education Missionary
Author: LM Simpson (Kady the Red Panda)
Summary: Prompt: school. Wrinkly and Cranky discuss Kong Kollege's purpose on Crocodile Isle.
Disclaimer: I don't make the DKC games, I just play them.
Other tidbits: I adore Donkey Kong Country, especially DKC2: Diddy's Kong Quest. If I could play only one game for the rest of my life, it'd be that one. This is my first attempt at dialogue only fic. It's also exactly 100 words excluding author's notes.
"Wrinkly! Why in the world did you build a school on Crocodile Isle? Don't you know those Kremlings are total dimwits?"
"They are not dimwitted, Cranky. They just do not have the same education opportunities our little darlings have."
"Pah! These ungrateful kids don't deserve anything, education or not! I didn't go to school and I was just fine!"
"True, darling. But you also learned how to survive besides violence. The poor things don't have that. I'm sure none of them really want to hurt DK. Maybe education will help end this petty war."
"Let's just wait and see, Wrinkly."