A/N I got the title from the Incubus song, "Warning." In fact I saw the music video a few minutes before I finished polishing this chapter. If you guys notice a mistake in this chapter then I apologize. See, the thing is I don't have a Beta-reader. If anyone is interested you can e-mail me at [email protected] or you could just review. Umm...as for my other story Drive Me Crazy, the next chapter should be out real soon. Thanks for your time and now on to the story.
Chapter One:
Harry Potter stormed into his compartment towards the end of the train and slammed the door shut. Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley jumped and stared as he started to pace back and forth, muttering obscenities.
"Harry, what's wrong?" asked Hermione, his best friend since 1st year, worriedly although she pretty much knew what happened. It always happened during their train ride.
"What's wrong?! What the hell do you think is wrong! It's that fucking Ron Weasley that's what's wrong!" Harry kept going on and on about Ron Weasley and how he wanted to mutilate him. He didn't notice that Ginny was there watching him sadly.
"He has got some real nerve, the asshole. Him and his bitch Malfoy," he shouted. Hermione gasped suddenly. It really wasn't like Harry to talk like this. 'He must be really mad' she thought.
"He comes up to me like it's nothing and asks me how I enjoyed spending the summer being a nobody and how I must be really relieved that now everyone can gawk at my scar," he finally explained to Hermione. Ginny was still unnoticed.
"What did you say?" asked Hermione.
"I told him he should know about being a nobody since he spent all of his life being one."
"Harry, you shouldn't let him get to..."
"Then Malfoy comes along and held him back from punching me," interrupted Harry.
"That's good," sighed Hermione as the train started to move.
"And Malfoy starts going on about how I'm not a proper wizard because I hang out with a muggle-born and then says the whole Voldemort bit again. You know...how he's gonna get me and how I should have died, blah blah. Then he said something vulgar about Ginny and I just snapped and lunged at him." Hermione gasped.
"What happened?"
"Weasley jumped in between us and pulled Malfoy back to their compartment."
"So, if it was Malfoy making all those comments and stuff why curse out Ron?" Hermione always made it a point to call him Ron around Ginny.
"The reason I cursed out Ron," he spat, "was because he didn't even try to defend Ginny. What kind of brother is that?" he asked and finally sat down, but he quickly got up when his seat gave a loud squeak. "Ginny!" he gasped, "I--I didn't see you there."
"I kinda figured with all your ranting," she said softly.
"I'm sorry Ginny I..."
"Don't apologize," interrupted Ginny. "I know how irritating Ron can be." Harry sat down next to her and gave her a big hug.
"I can't believe you have to live with him," he said to her hair. Ginny giggled, "He's not that bad at home. He can be really sweet sometimes."
"Yeah, right," said Harry still holding on to her.
"Um, Harry. Do you think you can let go now," Ginny smiled, though she could hardly breath.
"Oh yeah, sorry," Harry blushed.
"Harry, just tell her you like her already and let's get on with our lives please," sighed Hermione. They all laughed as Harry put his arms around Ginny and she rested her head on his shoulder. "I think she already knows that Hermione," he said.
*~~*~~*
"Ron, calm down!" shouted Draco, alarmed at the intensity of his friends temper.
"Calm down!" yelled Ron. He grabbed Draco by the collar of his shirt and pinned him against the wall with his feet dangling.
"Who the fuck do you think you are?! Do you know who you are dealing with here?!" he kept shouting. Draco kneed him and Ron promptly dropped him, clutching his stomach.
"I don't think you know who you are dealing with. I am..."
"You are Draco Malfoy. Son of Lucius Malfoy. Next heir to the Malfoy inheritance. Blah blah blah," interrupted Ron. "I've heard it all before, but let me tell you something. I am Ron Weasley. I hit first and ask questions...hmm...never. I have a huge temper and when it comes to my sister, anyone who messes with her will suffer a death so horrid they'd wish they were hit with the Cruciatus Curse 50 times over instead," he said in a slow menacing voice. Draco knew he was serious so he apologized quickly, something a Malfoy hardly ever does unless it's to their very best friend.
"Alright look sorry about saying that shit. Happy?" he asked irritated.
"I still don't know why you said it in the first place, you prick," Ron muttered, his anger ebbing away.
"I said it because I knew it would totally take Potter off his hinges," smirked Draco seeing the look on Ron's face.
"Look," said Ron trying to ignore the fact that Draco was right, though he wasn't happy about it or the fact that Potter had his eye on his little sister, "just stay away from her okay?"
"I will, or at least I'll try."
"What's that suppose to mean?" he asked feeling his anger rising again.
"Your little sister is quite the little vixen," he drawled. Then he ducked quickly when he saw Ron's fist within inches of his face. "I'm kidding," he said quickly, "I mean she is hot, but I would never go after her," he added, seeing Ron ready to go after him again, "I like to keep my manhood in tact thank you very much."
"Why Draco whatever do you mean?" Ron asked innocently feeling much better than before. He flopped down into his seat and shut his eyes. "We need to get some girls," he said all of the sudden. "I mean if your starting to look at Ginny like that, then you truly are desperate," he laughed.
"I don't think it's me who needs a girl. I have plenty. Maybe you should getting some."
"I got plenty over the summer. Whole bunch of girls from Beauxbatons came around my neighborhood on some kinda summer trip around the world. I was just the guy to show them some British hospitality." He said dreamily as he shut his eyes and remembered his summer. Then he quickly opened them after a heavy book was thrown at him.
"You had French girls over at your place and you didn't even call me?" asked an indignant Malfoy. "What kind of best friend are you?" Ron laughed as he threw the book back.
"Like you didn't get any this summer," said Ron.
"I did, but still..." trailed Draco. "They are foreign girls. I'm already too used to the ones around here, and the ones I haven't gotten 'acquainted' with, are either forbidden by you or that Mudblood Granger. And I don't plan on getting with either one."
"I know what you mean," sighed Ron as he spread himself on his side of the compartment and waited impatiently for the plump witch to come around with his Chocolate Frogs.
*~~*~~*
"So, Hermione, I see summer was good to you," teased Harry blatantly looking her up and down.
"Shut it," she muttered. It was true, though. She finally got her bushy hair under control and she was finally growing into her body, something, she enviously noticed, Ginny has done about a year ago. Her clothes weren't revealing, but you could still see her womanly curves.
"I think Hermione is trying to get the attention of a certain Slytherin," said Ginny in a sing-song voice. They both laughed as Hermione blushed. They all knew of Hermione's crush on Ron during their second year, but, according to her, she was over it.
"I'm not trying to get the attention of a certain anyone," she said a little miffed. "I just wanted to try something different."
"Yeah right," whispered Ginny who was promptly hit with a small bag. "I don't think Hermione is the only one who changed this summer. Ron is also trying out something...new," she smiled, then it faded when Hermione hid behind her book and Harry just looked out the window at the mention of Ron's name. 'I wish they would just get along' she thought sadly.
Meanwhile, behind her book, Hermione was a little red in the face. She did, in fact, notice Ron's new look. He was much more muscular, which was definitely saying something since he was very buff before. She remembered seeing him on the platform with his tight black shirt and jeans outlining his chiseled body and thinking, 'yummy.' Of course, then she blushed crimson ran onto the train, found a compartment, pulled out a book, and buried herself in it. She couldn't believe a thought like that actually crossed her mind. Granted, she was a normal teenage girl, but honestly, a word like that was to be expected from Lavender or Parvati, not Hermione Granger. It didn't help that she still had a burning crush on him, more so than ever.
Ron Weasley was going to be her undoing.
*~~*~~*
After the Sorting of the new students, the tables were filled with delicious food. Draco and Ron were sitting across each other at the head of Slytherin table.
"Ron, that's disgusting. Can't you eat like a normal human," asked Draco seeing Ron shovel down his food.
"I'm a growing boy, so shove it," said Ron as he 'accidently' sprayed Draco with food.
"You are nasty."
"And you eat like a girl," he swallowed and continued, "you eat so proper and you take little bits and chew with your front teeth. What the hell is that? I've seen Pansy eat more manly than you do." Ron started to stuffing his face once again.
"You make Crabbe and Goyle look civilized," muttered Draco as he took a dainty bite of his steak.
"Look I'm hungry, okay? I've haven't eaten in like 3 hours and...well, well, well speak of the morons," said Ron as he saw Crabbe and Goyle coming towards them.
"God, I hate them. They make you look like an angel," said Draco. Ron had to try very hard not to spray his pumpkin juice through his nose, though it wasn't very easy.
"Hey guys," said Goyle as he sat down. Ron and Draco muttered their 'hi's.'
"Did you guys see that new girl?" asked Crabbe. Ron's head snapped up.
"New girl? What new girl? I didn't see any new girl!"
"The hot one over at the Gryfindor table," answered Golyle quickly, seeing as how Ron was very interested in what he had to say. She was pretty, very pretty. She had long, straight, chocolate colored hair and eyes to match. She had a great body, but she wasn't slutty like Pansy. She wasn't showing anything off, but Ron could still see it all. His face suddenly fell when he saw her laughing with Harry.
"Of course," he muttered sullenly, "a new girl comes and she is automatically attracted to the Great Harry Potter."
"Look at who she's talking to," said Draco with a smirk. Ron looked over and saw Ginny talking animatedly with the new girl. Ron looked at Draco and Draco looked back at him and they both smirked.
"How long do you think it would take for me to get with her?" Ron asked.
"You? Mr. Don Juan himself?" Draco looked back at the girl, "She looks like she's the type to play hard to get."
"I like the chase," said Ron looking at her and licking his lips.
"I give you a month since she's a Gryfindor and all."
"A month? Those other Gryfindor girls didn't take that long. What were there names? Um...Violet ..no Lavender and her friend...uh...Parma....Pada...oh jeez you know the twin..."
"I like twins," interrupted Draco with a dreamy look on his face.
"Parvati...that's it," said Ron after a minute. "You give me a month, then?" he asked to make sure he understood Draco. Draco nodded quickly thinking that this was going to be a very interesting month.
Ron looked at the girl again and shook Draco's hand, "Deal."
Chapter One:
Harry Potter stormed into his compartment towards the end of the train and slammed the door shut. Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley jumped and stared as he started to pace back and forth, muttering obscenities.
"Harry, what's wrong?" asked Hermione, his best friend since 1st year, worriedly although she pretty much knew what happened. It always happened during their train ride.
"What's wrong?! What the hell do you think is wrong! It's that fucking Ron Weasley that's what's wrong!" Harry kept going on and on about Ron Weasley and how he wanted to mutilate him. He didn't notice that Ginny was there watching him sadly.
"He has got some real nerve, the asshole. Him and his bitch Malfoy," he shouted. Hermione gasped suddenly. It really wasn't like Harry to talk like this. 'He must be really mad' she thought.
"He comes up to me like it's nothing and asks me how I enjoyed spending the summer being a nobody and how I must be really relieved that now everyone can gawk at my scar," he finally explained to Hermione. Ginny was still unnoticed.
"What did you say?" asked Hermione.
"I told him he should know about being a nobody since he spent all of his life being one."
"Harry, you shouldn't let him get to..."
"Then Malfoy comes along and held him back from punching me," interrupted Harry.
"That's good," sighed Hermione as the train started to move.
"And Malfoy starts going on about how I'm not a proper wizard because I hang out with a muggle-born and then says the whole Voldemort bit again. You know...how he's gonna get me and how I should have died, blah blah. Then he said something vulgar about Ginny and I just snapped and lunged at him." Hermione gasped.
"What happened?"
"Weasley jumped in between us and pulled Malfoy back to their compartment."
"So, if it was Malfoy making all those comments and stuff why curse out Ron?" Hermione always made it a point to call him Ron around Ginny.
"The reason I cursed out Ron," he spat, "was because he didn't even try to defend Ginny. What kind of brother is that?" he asked and finally sat down, but he quickly got up when his seat gave a loud squeak. "Ginny!" he gasped, "I--I didn't see you there."
"I kinda figured with all your ranting," she said softly.
"I'm sorry Ginny I..."
"Don't apologize," interrupted Ginny. "I know how irritating Ron can be." Harry sat down next to her and gave her a big hug.
"I can't believe you have to live with him," he said to her hair. Ginny giggled, "He's not that bad at home. He can be really sweet sometimes."
"Yeah, right," said Harry still holding on to her.
"Um, Harry. Do you think you can let go now," Ginny smiled, though she could hardly breath.
"Oh yeah, sorry," Harry blushed.
"Harry, just tell her you like her already and let's get on with our lives please," sighed Hermione. They all laughed as Harry put his arms around Ginny and she rested her head on his shoulder. "I think she already knows that Hermione," he said.
*~~*~~*
"Ron, calm down!" shouted Draco, alarmed at the intensity of his friends temper.
"Calm down!" yelled Ron. He grabbed Draco by the collar of his shirt and pinned him against the wall with his feet dangling.
"Who the fuck do you think you are?! Do you know who you are dealing with here?!" he kept shouting. Draco kneed him and Ron promptly dropped him, clutching his stomach.
"I don't think you know who you are dealing with. I am..."
"You are Draco Malfoy. Son of Lucius Malfoy. Next heir to the Malfoy inheritance. Blah blah blah," interrupted Ron. "I've heard it all before, but let me tell you something. I am Ron Weasley. I hit first and ask questions...hmm...never. I have a huge temper and when it comes to my sister, anyone who messes with her will suffer a death so horrid they'd wish they were hit with the Cruciatus Curse 50 times over instead," he said in a slow menacing voice. Draco knew he was serious so he apologized quickly, something a Malfoy hardly ever does unless it's to their very best friend.
"Alright look sorry about saying that shit. Happy?" he asked irritated.
"I still don't know why you said it in the first place, you prick," Ron muttered, his anger ebbing away.
"I said it because I knew it would totally take Potter off his hinges," smirked Draco seeing the look on Ron's face.
"Look," said Ron trying to ignore the fact that Draco was right, though he wasn't happy about it or the fact that Potter had his eye on his little sister, "just stay away from her okay?"
"I will, or at least I'll try."
"What's that suppose to mean?" he asked feeling his anger rising again.
"Your little sister is quite the little vixen," he drawled. Then he ducked quickly when he saw Ron's fist within inches of his face. "I'm kidding," he said quickly, "I mean she is hot, but I would never go after her," he added, seeing Ron ready to go after him again, "I like to keep my manhood in tact thank you very much."
"Why Draco whatever do you mean?" Ron asked innocently feeling much better than before. He flopped down into his seat and shut his eyes. "We need to get some girls," he said all of the sudden. "I mean if your starting to look at Ginny like that, then you truly are desperate," he laughed.
"I don't think it's me who needs a girl. I have plenty. Maybe you should getting some."
"I got plenty over the summer. Whole bunch of girls from Beauxbatons came around my neighborhood on some kinda summer trip around the world. I was just the guy to show them some British hospitality." He said dreamily as he shut his eyes and remembered his summer. Then he quickly opened them after a heavy book was thrown at him.
"You had French girls over at your place and you didn't even call me?" asked an indignant Malfoy. "What kind of best friend are you?" Ron laughed as he threw the book back.
"Like you didn't get any this summer," said Ron.
"I did, but still..." trailed Draco. "They are foreign girls. I'm already too used to the ones around here, and the ones I haven't gotten 'acquainted' with, are either forbidden by you or that Mudblood Granger. And I don't plan on getting with either one."
"I know what you mean," sighed Ron as he spread himself on his side of the compartment and waited impatiently for the plump witch to come around with his Chocolate Frogs.
*~~*~~*
"So, Hermione, I see summer was good to you," teased Harry blatantly looking her up and down.
"Shut it," she muttered. It was true, though. She finally got her bushy hair under control and she was finally growing into her body, something, she enviously noticed, Ginny has done about a year ago. Her clothes weren't revealing, but you could still see her womanly curves.
"I think Hermione is trying to get the attention of a certain Slytherin," said Ginny in a sing-song voice. They both laughed as Hermione blushed. They all knew of Hermione's crush on Ron during their second year, but, according to her, she was over it.
"I'm not trying to get the attention of a certain anyone," she said a little miffed. "I just wanted to try something different."
"Yeah right," whispered Ginny who was promptly hit with a small bag. "I don't think Hermione is the only one who changed this summer. Ron is also trying out something...new," she smiled, then it faded when Hermione hid behind her book and Harry just looked out the window at the mention of Ron's name. 'I wish they would just get along' she thought sadly.
Meanwhile, behind her book, Hermione was a little red in the face. She did, in fact, notice Ron's new look. He was much more muscular, which was definitely saying something since he was very buff before. She remembered seeing him on the platform with his tight black shirt and jeans outlining his chiseled body and thinking, 'yummy.' Of course, then she blushed crimson ran onto the train, found a compartment, pulled out a book, and buried herself in it. She couldn't believe a thought like that actually crossed her mind. Granted, she was a normal teenage girl, but honestly, a word like that was to be expected from Lavender or Parvati, not Hermione Granger. It didn't help that she still had a burning crush on him, more so than ever.
Ron Weasley was going to be her undoing.
*~~*~~*
After the Sorting of the new students, the tables were filled with delicious food. Draco and Ron were sitting across each other at the head of Slytherin table.
"Ron, that's disgusting. Can't you eat like a normal human," asked Draco seeing Ron shovel down his food.
"I'm a growing boy, so shove it," said Ron as he 'accidently' sprayed Draco with food.
"You are nasty."
"And you eat like a girl," he swallowed and continued, "you eat so proper and you take little bits and chew with your front teeth. What the hell is that? I've seen Pansy eat more manly than you do." Ron started to stuffing his face once again.
"You make Crabbe and Goyle look civilized," muttered Draco as he took a dainty bite of his steak.
"Look I'm hungry, okay? I've haven't eaten in like 3 hours and...well, well, well speak of the morons," said Ron as he saw Crabbe and Goyle coming towards them.
"God, I hate them. They make you look like an angel," said Draco. Ron had to try very hard not to spray his pumpkin juice through his nose, though it wasn't very easy.
"Hey guys," said Goyle as he sat down. Ron and Draco muttered their 'hi's.'
"Did you guys see that new girl?" asked Crabbe. Ron's head snapped up.
"New girl? What new girl? I didn't see any new girl!"
"The hot one over at the Gryfindor table," answered Golyle quickly, seeing as how Ron was very interested in what he had to say. She was pretty, very pretty. She had long, straight, chocolate colored hair and eyes to match. She had a great body, but she wasn't slutty like Pansy. She wasn't showing anything off, but Ron could still see it all. His face suddenly fell when he saw her laughing with Harry.
"Of course," he muttered sullenly, "a new girl comes and she is automatically attracted to the Great Harry Potter."
"Look at who she's talking to," said Draco with a smirk. Ron looked over and saw Ginny talking animatedly with the new girl. Ron looked at Draco and Draco looked back at him and they both smirked.
"How long do you think it would take for me to get with her?" Ron asked.
"You? Mr. Don Juan himself?" Draco looked back at the girl, "She looks like she's the type to play hard to get."
"I like the chase," said Ron looking at her and licking his lips.
"I give you a month since she's a Gryfindor and all."
"A month? Those other Gryfindor girls didn't take that long. What were there names? Um...Violet ..no Lavender and her friend...uh...Parma....Pada...oh jeez you know the twin..."
"I like twins," interrupted Draco with a dreamy look on his face.
"Parvati...that's it," said Ron after a minute. "You give me a month, then?" he asked to make sure he understood Draco. Draco nodded quickly thinking that this was going to be a very interesting month.
Ron looked at the girl again and shook Draco's hand, "Deal."