"Whoof!" said First Mate Lunt, leaning back wearily in his chair. "Fifteen tweets in one morning. I'm bushed."
"Move over, then," said Bo'sun Larry eagerly. "I want to see if Art Bogatti accepted my friend request."
Captain Pa groaned. "You two are unbelievable, you know that?" he said. "I'm all in favor of not doing anything, but you guys have taken it to a new level since we got that wireless connection."
"Hey, we're social networking!" said Lunt. "An essential skill in this wired world."
"Yeah!" said Larry. "It's not easy to poke this many people in one week!"
Disclaimer: I am the author who doesn't own anything - including Facebook and "Veggie Tales".