Oh Lord Jashin (Hidan poem)
To my lord, I give my blood
I give my time
I give my love
I give my life
Lord Jashin, you will have death
You will have sacrifice
You will have the best
You will be satisfied
I am your humble servant
I am your wicked minion
I am your masochistic follower
I am your murderous believer
I will follow your every command
I will abide by your every will
I will listen to your every whim
I will complete your every desire
Oh Lord Jashin, you know I believe in no other
My loyalty rests with you
I desire to follow no other
You are the only one for me forever
Jess:HAHA! HIDAN WRITES FREE VERSE! XD
Hida:SHUT UP! So I'm not fucking smart enough to write with rhymes!
Jess:HAHA! You're stupid.
Hida:Like you can fucking talk bitch.
Jess:Why is your poem shorter than everyone else's?
Hida:BECAUSE POEMS ARE HARD!
Jess:JUST FUCKING SAY IT, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG SON OF A BITCH!
Hida:Fine... Review, favourite, follow.
Jess:WITH MORE GUSTO!
Hida:REVEIW! FAVOURITE! FOLLOW!
Jess:THERE YOU GO!