The daily life of the insane Mirror Warriors

Summary- Everyone in my main fan fiction (and my Q/A) live together. Find out how crazy their lives are while they do normal everyday things in this hopefully funny and random spin off!

A/N- Basically this story this a follow up of Q/A Kirby: The Mirror Warriors. That being said a lot of inside jokes and references will come straight from that story so you may want to read it before reading this (and if do got taken down, then... I might explain them some other time) Anyways as always I hope you guys enjoy this new story!


Chapter 1- A food shortage

Lily's POV

"Dededee you are going to pay for that!" I heard Jackson say as his loud voice woke me up. I looked at the clock, it was five o'clock in the morning. Jackson must have gotten into the shower to get ready for work like he normally does. I'm guessing Dededee replaced the water for some gross liquid as usual. But now I am getting very annoyed, it's five and I'm tired as hell, they better calm down or else I will make them regret waking me up.

Richard's POV

"I hope you liked it!" Dededee shouted with glee as he ran by me and Lily's bedroom, man do they scream loud. I can only hope they did not wake Lily up when I realized it was five in the morning. I was going to check but then I heard crying in the room next to us, they woke up Crystal. I looked to my right to see Lily was indeed awake, I quickly ran to the next room to both try and calm our baby down, and hide from Lily. The only thing worse than waking her up at five, is making our baby cry, for Lily that was a recipe for anger and disaster. Meaning it was definitely not the best idea to anger Lily anymore when she is already irritated and tired, especially if you do anything to Crystal. Jackson and Dededee are going to have a rough morning.

Jackson's POV

Dededee was going to pay, and that's all I know right now. It's bad enough that I out of all of us have a job to help keep this mansion for us, but Dededee should be grateful if anything, seeing as he doesn't do crap for us. But of course not, he decides it's more fun to replace the shower water with chocolate milk. Now not only am I running after him, soaking in milk and wearing nothing but a towel, but now I am going to have to explain to Henrietta what happened to her chocolate milk stash. I am not looking forward to that, I am going to bring as much pain to this so called king as I can before I have to get ready without my shower. My shower is what wakes me up, and not tiredly insane like I am now. I finally tackled Dededee and we rolled around the hallway. I was going to beat the crap out of him, until I realized two things that make the blood in my face go. Lily was standing in front of me, and I heard Crystal crying. I looked down at the king, we both traded expressions of pure horror when we saw how angry Lily was.

Richard's POV

Well like I thought Lily is now screaming at both Jackson and Dededee, with our luck she is most likely going to wake up everyone, which will only add to the chaos. It shouldn't be too bad, just as long as Nightmare doesn't wake up. I don't want to recount what he did to Dededee the last time he woke him up, I shudder just thinking about it. He could be scarier then Lily when she doesn't get enough sleep. "Ahhhhhhhhhh, it burns!" "Someone help us! She is beating me with my hammer!" "Shut up you deserve it Dededee, stop messing with Jackson so I don't have to wake up and beat you. You freaking idiot!" Never mind, if Lily is burning them she is just as scary as Nightmare was. I sighed, it was going to be a long morning.

*later on at 9am*

Jen's POV

"Well Lily was up at five in the morning that's for sure." Sage Dee said to me as we drank some tea at the dining room table, talking about what happened earlier on today. "Well Dededee was just at his usual idiotic pranks, nothing new really. I guess he will stop now, seeing as Lily beat the living hell out of him." "Hey guys, we have a problem." I heard Blade say as she walked into the dining room. "What's up?" I asked. "We ran out of food." "You mean all the food?" "Yup, we don't have anything, no food." "No eggs?" "Nope." "No ham?" "Nope." "No bacon, bread, sausage, steak?" "Nope, nope, nope, and nope, again we don't have any food Jen, we have nothing not even like, lunch and dinner foods." I was worried, Kirby was probably going to wake up soon, and NOVA knows he eats a ton. Also Lily would be worried if we didn't have any baby food for Crystal. "We need to get some food before Kirby wakes up." I said. "My thoughts exactly!" Blade said, we both got up and ran to the garage. "I'll go to the markets in the west side of town, you go to the east." I said. Blade nodded and me and Blade drove out of the garage and out of the driveway. We need to check out all the markets, strangely none of them seemed to open until 11am, though sometimes they do open up at like, eight. I just have to hope at least one of them will be open right now, and that Kirby will not wake up for a bit.

Meta Knight's POV

I was taking a daily stroll around the mansion right now, we just moved in not too long ago and I still needed to memorize my surroundings. First off there was my room, Dark's room, Galacta's room, which had pictures of Joann, our goddess, in it, he always creeped me out with those. Anyways there was also Fumu and Bun's room, Kirby's room, Lily and Richard's room, Crystals room, Jackson's room, Henrietta's, Gino's, Sage Dee's, Nightmare's, 02's, Shadows, and Magolor's with Landia, I'm surprised he got Landia to trust him enough to share a room with him, also all the normal rooms like a kitchen and things like that. There were two rooms we were not allowed to enter, one is some kind of computer room, I was in there once, before something or someone threw me out. The second room was an empty bed room, it was said that someone would appear in there sometime, but no one knew when. Everyone other then Kirby seemed to be awake, but they all looked unhappy. Like me they must be hungry, but seeing as Lily is the best cook out of all of us, and by best I really mean the only cook that wouldn't make some monstrosity that could burn down this house like a demon beast on crack. But she doesn't wake up until like, ten at the very least, we had to wait another hour, of course that never stopped Kirby from eating the raw produce. When I got down to the dining room I saw Sage Dee and Shadows talking, drinking some tea. I normally join them, better than staying with the other crazy ones we live with. "Hey Meta, we ran out of food." Sage Dee said as I sat down. "Well that's not good." I said. "Yeah, I think everyone can wait until around the time Lily wakes up, but if Kirby wakes up we are all royally screwed. Jen and Blade went off to try and get some food, but the markets are most likely closed by now. What should we do?" I sighed as I heard Dededee clobbering Escargoon yet again. "Jen and Blade should have to covered. I bet by right now they have already found an open market."

Jen's POV

I can't find a single freaking market that is open, why are they all closed until 11am anyways!? Well I hope Blade found something.

Blade's POV

Well I looked everywhere around this town's east side, and I found nothing. I'm not really intent on taking off my armor and looking like a homeless woman so we can get some food for the house, but if I have to I totally will. Or maybe just go door to door saying I am a starving artist minus the artist part. But either way we need food before ten and I am getting rather desperate for it.

Meta Knight's POV

"Well knowing my luck Murphy's law is going to jinx me now, but hopefully it will not." I said as I got some tea and sat down with the other two. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHOCLATE MILK!?" I heard Henrietta shout, this was not going to be good.

Henrietta's POV

I have no idea what moronic lama thought it would be good to drink my chocolate milk, but let me tell you I will make sure to head butt their lord until he is nothing but gravy! I walked out of my room, which I had a built in cooling device everyone calls a fridge, I call it a Pringles hot tub machine of pancakes. It held my chocolate milk, and now I was ready to find out what happened to it and turn these lamas's lord into gravy! I looked as everyone was looking at me, I think they were scared, but I had no problem with them. I jumped down and landed next to Gino. "Who in the right mind of scarifies thought they could drink my milk?" Everyone pointed at Dededee. Of course that fat reptile stole my chocolate milk. "You stole my milk huh?" I saw Dededee sacredly nodded his head. "Well I have one thing to say to you." I took in a deep dramatic inhale. "You will not mess with the waffle lord!" I pulled out a rubber chicken and started hitting him.

Lily's POV

Well I guess this is just the new way to wake me up, shout wicked loud and maybe the girl who actually cooks will wake up faster. Well I should be used to it by now so I'm not really annoyed with them. I need to check up on Crystal anyways, Richard was off at work, like Jackson is. The others that work go to work at around 11. When I walked into Crystal's room she was still sleeping. I picked her up and walked out of the room, I normally took her wherever I go. "Hey guys." I said as I walked downstairs. Dededee was crying in the corner and Henrietta was giving him the death glare, what did he do this time? He looked up to see me, which made him cry even harder. I felt kind of guilty, I did lose my temper before, but in all honesty he asked for it. "So who is ready for breakfast?" I asked. Everyone cheered and ran into the dining room. I walked into the kitchen to find out something horrible, we had no food. None in the fridge none in the pantry none in the cabinets, we had no food. Well how was I going to make breakfast with no food? I continued to search every part of the kitchen. Still unsuccessful, I was getting worried, how long would the others wait for until they knew something was up? "Oh no, ohhhhhh no, shit." I said. "Shit!" I heard, I turned around to see Crystal was smiling, she was awake. "Shit!" She shouted. "What!? No Crystal no no no that's not a good word no." I shook my head and gestured to her it was a bad word. When Crystal stopped saying that word I had to slap myself, what would I say to Richard when he wants to know what's the first word our daughter said was?

Jen's POV

Blade told me that none of her markets were open, none of mine where either, well, we are screwed royally! I turned around and started driving home, Blade just texted me saying she was trying to pass off as a starving artist so I just hope she can find us some food. As I drove back home I saw one place was opening, it looked like a market so I pulled over next to it. I got out of my car to see two men were opening the place. "Hey uh, is this place a market?" I asked. They both looked at each other and grinned. "Why yes it is actually." The first man said. "What do you need girl?" The second one asked. Boy where they friendly. "I need some food, I mean this IS a market after all." The two looked at each other again, I wonder what they are thinking about. "Okay then, follow us." The two guided me into the building.

*Jen walks past a sign, from what she saw it said market, but she didn't read the word black in front of it.*

Lily's POV

I don't think the others can wait much more, and I searched every part of this kitchen, twice, five times even. I still found nothing. I was more than a little worried when Jen and Blade ran in, but thankfully they actually had food. "Oh thank god for you guys." I said as they put away all the food they got. I began to cook as I got everything I needed. "Hey Jen, where did you get this stuff?" I asked as I pulled out some salt, something about it was kind of off though. "I dunno, it was just some market these two nice guys opened, that salt was quite expensive though. I have no idea why they wanted so much but heck I'm just glad we got it before the others went crazy." "Amen." I said as I continued to cook the food. Once I was done I brought it out for everyone and went back into the kitchen to feed Crystal.

Sage Dee's POV

"Hey does anyone else think something is up with these eggs?" I asked as everyone was wolfing down their food. "No not really, it's good as always that's all that matters." Shadows said as he finished his plate. I ate it as well, but after eating it I felt kind of off place. I can't exactly say what's wrong, but judging by the fact that the others were freaking out and yelling about seeing random things I couldn't see I guess that something was put into the eggs, great and now Henrietta is flying that damned lor around the room while Magolor is screaming about a pink polar bear who is juggling Dededee's. Yup, Lily definitely put something in those eggs.

Lily's POV

That could not have been salt, it looked kind of off, and now everything I am seeing is totally off, for starters I know for a fact I am carrying Crystal, not some crying ketchup bottle. Henrietta could not have been flying some giant marshmallow, and Dededee was not hitting Escargoon with a hammer made out of rainbows. "Jen are you sure that was salt?" I asked as I walked up to some strange object. "I think it was, I'm not too sure now though, Lily you might want to stop talking to that flag pole people will look at you funny." "Hey I am NOT a flag pole!" Nightmare said. "What kind of market did you go to?" I asked. "A market, market Lily. Though I found it funny that the guys were trying to sell me some weeds, and the fact that the salt came in packets and not in those little shakers is also kind of odd, I mean why not in a whole bag and not a little zip lock bag?" Though Jen didn't seem to get it I realized something, this was not salt, Jen must have unknowingly gone to a black market, the place that they sell drugs and other illegal things. "This is going to be fun." I said sarcastically as I watched everyone screaming about things they could see that others couldn't.