Binas: My first one shot series. I normally hate them cause they normally don't say what happens next. I own nothing and please R&R and/or send suggestions like you do/did for my I Dare You series for Avatar: The Last Airbender. Why haven't I gotten any suggestions yet? You guys know you can always PM me. Are you guys just as clueless as Danny is? And from her on in, I OWN NOTHING! Yea I said it twice. Reason? To make sure those who don't know any better that are currently surfing the web know.

This is also separate from my Warped Series, so sorry Sabrina fans, she isn't in this series.

Oh and this is for humorous ways of getting Danny exposed.

NOTE: May contain references to other shows {most likely FOP (Fairly odd Parents) cause they share a universe/world}.


How to Reveal a Ghost: The Girl's Locker Room

{I love the smell of irony. I'm writing a fanon chapter on him going into the Girl's Locker Room and I'm a girl. Awkward... in a funny way! XD}


Due to the numerous ghost attacks, Danny's parents had just requested to see the security footage. Maddie's reason was for to make sure her little boy didn't get hurt, and Jack's reason was so he would have a reason to eat fudge and boo at the ghosts that popped up on the screen. Danny face palmed when he heard his dad's reason.

'How can this get any worse?', Danny thought to himself. {Rule number two *Toilet flushes*, NOT THAT RULE! -.-#' The rule I meant is that you should never say anything like 'What could possibly go wrong', 'How can this get any worse', etc.}

Soon the footage showed the Box Ghost entering the Girl's Locker Room and coming out in a bikini. This made Danny snicker. He was sick the day THAT happened, but Sam and Tucker took care of that lame excuse for a ghost and his 'friends'. Maddie was slightly disturbed. Jack was laughing and making funny remarks about how stupid the Box Ghost looked.

'Boys and their love of invading a female's privacy.', Maddie thought.

Soon on the screen, Skulker came up to the Box Ghost.

"You idiot! We are suppose to find the Ghost Boy not play dress up! And why in the Ghost Zone did it have to be a bikini?!", Skulker scolded.

"I THOUGHT THESE GARMENTS WOULD HELP US CATCH THE GHOST BOY BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A BOX! BEWARE!", The Box Ghost said.

Danny and Jack burst out into laughter. Maddie looked down right offended.

'I guess the Box ghost became stupider!', Danny thought while laughing, 'This is rich! Someone needs to put this on TooYube! It would reach just as many hits as that funny Fart Blazer video that was posted by some guy named Timmy Turner!'

{The Fart Blazer video was uploaded by Timmy to offend Dark Laser in the Wishology trilogy; and yes Danny was one of the viewers most likely cause he is naive enough to like this kind of stuff}.

"Hey can we replay that part with those two arguing over the bikini disguise?", Danny asked and pulled out his phone.

Much to his mother's dismay, they did. Danny filmed the whole bikini incident. Afterwards he posted it on his account {Which he called Ghost Boy} and it instantly gained about 500,000,000,000 hits.

Somewhere in the ghost Zone...

Technus was helping Skulker and the Box Ghost hack into the Humans' internet when they came across a certain site.

"LET'S GO TO THIS SITE! BEWARE!", The Box Ghost said.

Technus complied and found something called 'Ghosts and bikinis' {Oh boy}.

"What's that?", Skulker asked.

"CLICK IT! BEWARE!", The Box Ghost said with a perverted look.

Technus clicks it and the video plays {Guess who's in trouble now}.

The video rolled and it showed the Box Ghost entering the Girl's Locker Room and coming out in a bikini.

Skulker and the Box Ghost went wide eyed.

"NOT THAT INCIDENT! THAT MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!", Skulker yelled.

In the video Skulker came up to the Box Ghost.

"You idiot! We are suppose to find the Ghost Boy not play dress up! And why in the Ghost Zone did it have to be a bikini?!", Skulker scolded.

"I THOUGHT THESE GARMENTS WOULD HELP US CATCH THE GHOST BOY BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A BOX! BEWARE!", The Box Ghost said.

Technus burst out into laughter while the other two ghosts blush in embarrassment.

A caption popped up.

'When will those two morons learn? The Crate Creep is nothing but an annoying idiot who bothers us 24/7 and Metal Head is just gross for shouting something about hanging pelts 24/7. What lame excuses for ghosts! :P', It read {Guess who wrote that; too obvious}.

"Who posted this?!", Skulker yelled and pushed Technus out of the way. Then Danny Phantom's face popped up on the caption sticking his tongue out with a look that clearly said 'You suck' and it raspberries. Skulker gets an very angry look, "IT'S THE WHELP WHO POSTED IT! I WILL HANG HIS PELT BY MY GARBAGE CAN FOR THIS!"

Technus and the Box Ghost go wide eyed. Technus backs away. The Box Ghost gets a little mad.

"HOW DARE HE, THE GHOST BOY, SHARE SUCH AN EMBARRASSING VIDEO OF US!", The Box Ghost shouted.

Soon every ghost in the Ghost Zone was crowding around Technus's 'borrowed' computer to watch the video. They all laughed at Skulker and The Box Ghost's stupidity. Skulker blasted his canon at the Box Ghost.

Back in the school...

Jack insisted on replaying the Bikini incident. But sadly for him, they had to continue.

The next video to roll on the security camera was completely unexpected. Danny's eyes shift nervously around the room.

The footage showed Danny hiding behind a garbage can, changing into his alter ego Danny Phantom, and sneaking into the Girl's Locker Room intangibly. A few minutes later he came out intangibly with a big perverted grin that read 'I just struck the jackpot'. {Picture the look on his face from the photo montage in Memory Blank cause that's what this little clip is based off of} Maddie and Jack looked at each other then at Danny.

"I can explain?", Danny said nervously.

"Please do, now.", Maddie said.

After a bunch of explaining and trying to keep Jack from blasting Danny and/or fainting with fudge, the room quieted down.

"My poor baby.", Maddie said and hugged Danny.

"Mom!", Danny whined.

"So you know what's it's like in the Girl's Locker Room? Can you take me in there?", Jack said bouncing up and down on his toes. Maddie gives him an annoyed look.

"JACK! Don't encourage him! Danny you are grounded for going into the Girl's Locker Room for personal gain. I will make you wear the Specter Deflector if you do it again.", Maddie scolded.

"Yes mom.", Danny said looking upset.

"At least we know our boy is a hero.", Jack said and hugs Danny.

"Dad! Can't breath!", Danny said and Jack lets Danny go.

"Sorry.", Jack said sheepishly, "I forgot rule number two."

A toilet flushes. Jack blushes.

"Not that rule! I'm definetly not stupid enough to forget that one.", Jack said.

"New rule. No one is allowed to say 'number two'.", Danny said and another toilet flushes. Danny frowns, "On second thought, let's not make that a rule cause there is way too many things that require saying it."

"What's wrong with the number two?", Jazz asked while eavesdropping. Another toilet flushes. Jazz blushes and leaves.