Asante was typing at the computer, dark circles under his eyes. A large paw swatted him on the back of the head. "Ouch!" he yelped, turning around in his chair.
"The hell is taking you so long?" Fukuza shouted. "You haven't updated Man Comes to the Pride Lands in almost two months! In case you've forgotten, I'M STILL SICK AND DYING!"
Asante sighed. "I know, I know, I just got a lot of stuff on my plate right now. I'll get around to it."
Asante thought about it for a minute. "I got a vacation coming up in August, I'll try and punch out five chapters then."
"August? That's a month away! You expect me to stay sick until then?" Fukuza coughed loudly, spraying Asante's face with flecks of spittle.
"Take a lot of Benadryl until then," Asante sighed.
Note: I promise I won't leave you guys high and dry. Man Comes to the Pride Lands will get finished - eventually.