Here I am. Don't have to send out the search parties. I've just been caught up in the real world and then I've recently become a Directioner. Wow *face palm* don't judge me! :p I've been reading 1D ff and let me tell you...I'm hooked. Anywhooo...enough of that. On with the story. It's out take time. The crazies find out about the baby, and by crazies, I mean Renee, lol. Hope you enjoy ! See you at the bottom lovelies. ~ Riney


Bella looked over at Jasper, who was fiddling with his phone, and smiled. She shook her head and chuckled softly, causing him to look up and lock their gazes together.

"Stop worrying hun," she said walking over to him and sifting her fingers through his hair.

He gave a sigh and nudged his face against her stomach, his arms coming around to envelope and bring her closer to him.

"I'm not," he murmured. "Just excited."

She grinned down at his head, "I'm excited too and scared to death."

He looked up at her, concern etched across his face, "Scared of what Angel?"

"My mother's reaction," she sighed deeply.

Jasper placed a kiss against her stomach before uncurling himself from the chair, bringing himself to a standing position.

"Your mother will be...a handful," he chuckled, kissing the tip of her nose.

"That's an understatement," she snorted, and moved out of his embrace to stand at the window.

"She's going to be elated," he said moving behind her, his lips finding their way to the base of her neck.

"That's what I'm afraid of," Bella sassed turning her body so that she was standing nose to chin with her fiance.

Jasper chuckled and tilted her face up, giving her a tiny grin before lowering his head to bring their lips together.

"Ermergherd!" they heard an obnoxious voice say from behind them and then they heard the very distinct sound of a slap.

The couple laughed softly with each other before turning to welcome the first of their guests.

"Ow Rosie," a sheepish looking Emmett whined as he rubbed the back of his head.

Rosalie rolled her eyes and crossed over to the couple, giving each of them a hug.

"Please forgive my idiot boyfriend, I don't have him properly trained as yet," she said with a grin.

Jasper scoffed, "Rose please, we've been trying to train him our entire lifetime, me especially and it hasn't worked thus far. I don't see you doing any better."

"Hey!" Emmett cried with mock affront, "I'm standing right here!"

"Bear, shush," Bella said tiptoeing to give him a hug.

"Hey mom," he whispered as he squeezed her lightly.

Bella leaned back to peer up at her friend, shock on her face. "How did you..."

Emmett grinned and tugged on one of his ears, "These are pretty awesome, I let NASA borrow them sometimes for spying purposes."

"Emmett you idiot," she said throwing her arms around him and burying her face in his shoulder. "I love you."

"I love you too Bella-Bee," Emmett returned, squeezing his eyes shut to ward off the stinging of the oncoming flow of tears.

"Ahem," Jasper cleared his throat and the two of them turned slowly to look at him.

"Should I be worried about..." his hands flourished over to them, "...this?" his brow was raised and there was the hint of a smirk on his lips.

Emmett rolled his eyes and flipped his brother off, "Dude, that would be like insest."

They all laughed at that and then the couples moved to the living room.

"Where's the food?" Emmett asked throwing his jacket over the back of the chair, and flinging himself down for a seat.

"When everyone gets here," Bella said playfully poking her best friend in the side.

"They need to hurry up and get here," Emmett grumbled.

"He ate before we left home," Rosalie said rolling her eyes.

Bella laughed and Jasper muttered something under his breath while shaking his head.

"They'll be here soon," Bella said leaning over to plant a smooch on his cheek.

"I'm a growing boy," Emmett said with a pout.

"Your brain isn't growing though," Jasper said with a smirk aimed at his brother.

"Fuck off," Emmett mouthed.

The four made chit chat while they were waiting for the rest of their families to arrive. In less than an hour, everyone had arrived and they were now sitting around the dining table, conversation flowing freely.

"Bella, you haven't touched your wine," her mother said and conversation lulled as everyone's attention turned to Bella, who was blushing furiously into her plate.

"Is there a reason for that?" Renee's voice chimed, her eyes narrowed in suspicion.

"Well," Bella said biting her lip.

Esme, who was sat next to Renee, clutched the other woman's hand, her body shaking with excitement.

"Jasper and I," she continued. "Are going to have a baby."

The room was dead silent for a minute or two and then Esme and Renee jumped up, hugging each other and squealing as though they were teenagers again. Tears of joy were streaming down their faces as they turned their attention back to Bella. In the blink of an eye, Bella felt herself being squished between the bodies of her two mothers.

"Oh baby," Renee breathed as she brushed back Bella's hair from her face. "You've made me the happiest woman alive."

"There's a debate going on about that," Esme said nudging Renee's shoulder playfully. "Bella darling, thank you so much for giving me this wonderful gift."

"I'd like to think that I had a little something to do with it too," Jasper said after clearing his throat.

His mother and Renee turned to give him a glare that had him stammering and moving away.

Charlie and Carlisle were patting each other on the back, sharing a manly hug.

Alice and Edward were clutching on to each other, foreheads pressed together as they smiled up in to the other's eyes.

Emmett was whooping loudly while Rosalie rolled her eyes playfully; their fingers entwined.

Bella couldn't stop smiling if she tried, she was listening to Esme and her mother ramble on about nursery decor. She felt Jasper's warm arms wrap around her waist and her smile broadened.

"I told you it wouldn't go badly," his warm breath tickled her ear.

"Can you even hear what they're talking about?" she replied softly.

Jasper chuckled, "It's perfect."

A/N: I wanted to write a bit more, but last week I lost my little pookie. My kitten Loki. He wasn't even sick. I cried until my eyes were swollen and I was just numb for a bit. This chapter had been already started but due to my swift descent into sadness, I lost it along the way. I do hope you still enjoy what I've managed to get out. Love you girlies. ~ Riney

P.S: Could you lovely people go check out my latest little blurb, and maybe review it and tell me what you think? It's called Small Bump. Thanks a mil xx *pixie kisses*

lissie boo: Yes, a baby :D

Guest #1: I'll try, not making any promises. :)

Bookaholic14: LOL, such excitement. Thank you :D

loventherussian17: I'm glad you did too :)

Guest #2: Glad you're enjoying :D

JBanning20: Glad you did doll x

TwilightAddict71484: *giggles* xx

Taylor9901: *mwah*

sassystewart: Thanks babe x

Mickeyluver33: SS my heart feels shattered, literally. *hugs* My brain is not amused :p lol I am though, I really am. Love you xo.

twilightlover212: Ikr? Ugh...damn them for making him so...stiff. And the baby dinner idea was inspired by an episode of Full House. When Becky tells Jesse that she's pregnant. I thought it was really clever too xx

Guest #3: Awww *hugs* xx

ViciousNightGoddess: I'm so glad you see it that way *massive hugs* xx

Guest #4: :D !

Bobbie Jo 1975: LOL

Laurie Whitlock: *hugs* xx

polly2010: Thanks sweetie x

teamhotmen: lol let's hope they don't go completely insane. x

Shadow Kissed 911: You're sooo right about Emmett lol xx

The-Majors-Keeper: Yes, I do have the gender picked out, and for sure on the adorableness that will ensue. Missed you too xx

Kittyinaz: Can you throw chocolate my way this time pwease? I'm so sad...a chocolate covered Jasper *cue puss-in-boots eyes* *hugs*

Lalina92: *hugs* xx

Arabella Whitlock: *pouts* But I've never had Garrett...Peter, you're almost my second favorite *winks at Peter* But um...yeah, maybe change your mind about lending me Gar for a bit? Thanks :D (Glad you enjoyed it as well) xx

jmullinax: :) x

jeangary28: Renee will be a trip :D

tawelephant: lol Renee is going to go buck wild!

fri13girl: ...I'm hungry now too :/ Let's get one of the minions to get us some grub...we can discuss the bbq'ing my ribs thing a bit later xx

Infinity101: Awwwz *hugs* Glad you enjoyed, and maybe I can send one of the boys over to comfort you and dry your tears. :D

Prillylove25: Love you x

So that's it. Until next time lovelies, stay beautiful and love. ~ Riney