TIME FOR THE FINAL CHAPPIE...! It gon' be good! I'm so happy! Weirdest school day+new TV=I'M FREAKING BETTER THAN YOU... No... jk... without you, I would not be on this site to begin with. I LOVE you guys! *flails arms, with stpid grin, then hugs you 'till you turn purple*
And this has some random moments that could make you choke on dinner, fall off the chair, and/or stop breathing altogether. But it still fits! Just need a laugh or two from you!
Warning: Read this at your own risk!
It's story time! Du na na na, na na, na na! Can't touch this! Du na na na, na na, na na! Can't touch this!
The hippocampi took them to what Paul though to be the south coast of Long Island Sound.
"Percy, why are we here?" Percy just looked at him.
He shrugged. "I dunno. I just told the hippocampi to take us somwhere. They took us here, not me." Paul was still confused. He didn't understand it at all.
"Paul, we're near camp." He just looked at Percy.
"You're camp is in Long Island Sound? Can we go see it?" he asked.
"Sorry. Mortals can't pass through the barrier." Paul couldn't process this all at once. He just sat in the sand staring at the current.
"Hey! Wanna say Blackjack!?" Percy asked suddenly.
"Who's Blackjack?" Percy just smiled, and then he closed his eyes. A second or two later, a black, flying... thing came barreling in from the sky.
"Blackjack!" Percy said as it landed. It looked like a pegasus. Duh. Horse with wings! It whinnied in excitment.
"I told you! Stop calling me boss!" Percy said, only to confuse Paul more, if that was even possible.
"He called you boss?" Paul asked. Percy kept petting Blackjack.
"Yeah- No! I will not give any sugar cubes!" Paul couldn't even guess what just happened.
"Sugar cubes?" he asked.
"Yeah. He will not stop begging for them-! No! I'm not giving you a bath! I cleaned you yesterday!" Okay, Paul just wanted to get a horse to english dictionary at this piont.
The mind of Percy (to find out exactly what Blackjack says of course!)
Okay!
"He wants a bath?" Paul asked.
Percy shrugged. "The horse wants what the horse want-"
I'm not a horse, boss!
"Okay, I'm ignoring you right now!"
Fine, boss! Let me practice singing while you finish talking. Ahem. LAAAAAAA-!
"Be quiet! You sound like a dying cat giving birth!" Percy looked at Paul, who was starring at him as if he'd gone insane. Now that he thought about it, Percy talking to a pegasus can look very weird.
"He-he was singing!?" Paul asked/screamed.
"Yeah, and not very well I might add."
I'm not that bad, boss! Listen! I've had lessons! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE E-!
"Please! Just. Stop. I think you broke my eardrum..."
Sorry, boss.
"And stop calling me boss!" Paul looked like he was about to call the sanitarium (probably spelled wrong, I know) to take him in.
"Poseidon is the creator of horses. Because of that, I have a bond with all horses that let's me understand what they say." That looked like Paul believed him. FINALLY!
Back to Paul.
Paul's first thought was: My step-son can speak to horses. That's totally normal.
"So, what did Blackjack sing?" he asked
"Ummm... A mix between Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Do You Know the Muffin Man..." Paul just wanted to call a nurse at a mental hospital, but that would put him on Sally's bad side.
"Yeah, I don't know-" A kid with dark hair, dark eyes, dark clothing, and a black sword ran passed them.
"Hi, Percy! Bye, Percy!" Then a minute later, skeleton wariors ran passed them.
"And that would be Nico. He's a son a Hades."Percy explained.
"Hades? Ruler of the Underworld- that Hades?" Paul asked.
"Yeah. And about those skeletons, do you believe me know?" Percy asked. Paul nodded. He believed in it all. Then a hydra ran passed them, Percy wondered why it didn't see him, and ran in the direction Nico and the skeletons went. Paul looked at Percy for an answer.
"Hey, that's the life of a demigod for ya..."