Setting: The woods by Cassie's house
Marco: So, Rachel. How's your life going?
*Rachel sends him a death glare* Do you want to know the answer?
*Marco smiles* Yes.
*Rachel punches him in the face*
Ax: What is that?
Rachel: To make him shut up.
Ax: Oh... *Backs away slowly*
Jake: Rachel, you need to learn to control your anger problems. *Setting becomes a therapy office*
Rachel: I will kill you…
Jake: Tell me your troubles and concerns.
Rachel: Aliens are invading earth, and I'm always being attacked, and Marco is an idiot, and Tobias won't just ask me out, and I can morph into animals, and Yeerks are ruining my life, and I can't trust anybody, and this SUCKS!
Jake: You have serious problems, woman.
*Rachel gets a Punjab lasso* Don't make me use this…
*Jake cowers* I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please don't kill me!
Marco: Here, Rachel. This homemade pie will make you feel better!
Rachel: I didn't know you cooked. *She takes a bite*
Marco: I don't. Chapman made it!
*Rachel drops dead on the floor*
*Marco shakes his head* I'm starting to think we can't trust that guy…