Dean stared at his watch. It was finally 5! it was time for his favorite show, Grandma Time!to go on.
Dean loved Grandma Time! it was full of smiles and laughter and the smell of old people. He didn't actually smell the old people, but he did. Suddenly, when grandma time came on, he saw the Grandma's grandson, Castiel. Castiel waved at the crowd and made a kissy face. He then ate many of grandma's cookies which had nuts. But he was allergic to nuts! Oh noess!
Grandma called the police to arrest the cookie. How dare that cookie hurt him! castiel was out of the hospital all nice and fine. He ripped his shirt off for dramatic effect and winked. All the boys and all the girls are waiting if you seek castiel.
'Omgz!' Dean though. Dat boy is hot! Dean got an awkward boner and had to turn Grandma Time! off. He sang himself goodnight and decided to find Castiel in the morning.
Ring Ring motherfucker! Said his alarm clock. Dean groaned and stepped out of bed. He yawned and was glad he didnt have work. He hated doing things that didn't relate to Grandma Time! He put his bunny slippers on and turned his laptop on. He went to Bing because bing is so cool and searched Castiel.
BUT WHAT DID HE FIND?
He found nude pictures! Oh no! said his brain
Oh yes! said the cat.
Dean didn't have a cat!
He screamed and then the cat turned into Castiel
"What!" Dean yelled as he saw Castiel in front of him wearing black things.
" I am Castiel. I have been watching you watching me on Grandma Time!I also see you looking at my pictures online. I want your bod" Castiel made a sexy pose. he then ripped off his clothing and put them back on because the rooom was cold. Maybe Castiel should turn the heat on. He ran and turned it all the way up, but oh noes! the room cought on fire! So he used his angel powers to turn the heater off and made his sexy pose again and hoped dean wouldn't notice.
But Dean was scared. Castiel was cute, but Dean never did stuffs with a gay guy before. Dean decided to make a Yolo and do it anyway.
They had sexy times and then Castiel sighed "I must go."
"but why?! ILOVE YOU CAS. WE ARE MEANT TO BE! I EVEN CHANGED OUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK. DON'T LEAVE ME OR I'LL DIE!1!ONE!1!" Dean cried.
Castiel then turned into a ppurple platapus with green eyelashes and raised his butt up to fly "My people need me!"
Dean cried and decided to pull a twilight and die because he couldnt live without Castiel.
The moral of this story is to stay in school kiddies!