Wendy Corduroy - Dipper Pines
Alright, so to make this plan work, we are going to need a few willing participants...
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Dipper Pines: Do we really need other people? I mean, we could totally do this alone. Just you and me. Together.
Soos: Yeah dudes, you guys would make an awesome superhero pair.
Dipper Pines: Soos!
Soos: What dude, I can just totally see you guys in matching costumes kicking butt!
Soos: You should ask Mabel to make you them matching costumes.
Stanford Pines: Yeah kiddo, or you could buy matching Mystery Shack t-shirts and fight crime that way. I can see it now, Mystery Shack heros. I could make a fortune on the merchandise.
Dipper Pines: I don't even fight crime!
Stanford Pines: Then why are you always rushing about talking nonsense about some creature that goes around breaking and destroying stuff?
Dipper Pines: Those are monsters that I investigate and if you'd listen to me, maybe you'd know that!
Stanford Pines: I know you've got a screw loose. Monsters in Gravity Falls, you're turning into a right looney like the rest of the locals here!
Dipper Pines: Gah! It's like talking to a brick wall.
Stanford Pines: If you've got spare time on your hands to be going round chasing crime, you've got time to help out at the Mystery Shack. Now.
Soos: Woah dudes, things heated up quick here.
Wendy Corduroy: C'mon Dipper, we have evil plans to put into action.
Dipper Pines
Looking for recruits to carry out revenge plan. Apply in the comments below.
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Gideon Charles Gleeful: I'll take part if the revenge is on you.
Dipper Pines: Gideon, no...
Stanford Pines: If it's dastardly and cunning, I'm in.
Dipper Pines: Yeah, it should be pretty evil.
Soos: Bros gotta stick together.
Dipper Pines: So you're in, Soos?
Soos: Yeah dude.
Pacifica Northwest: Count me in.
Dipper Pines - Pacifica Northwest
I don't remember sending you a friend request...
Pacifica Northwest: You didn't.
Dipper Pines: Then how are you able to comment on my statuses?
Pacifica Northwest: I have my ways.
Dipper Pines is now friends with Pacifica Northwest
Dipper Pines - Wendy Corduroy
We have Soos, Grunkle Stan, and Pacifica. Will that be enough people?
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Wendy Corduroy: Should be.
Dipper Pines: Awesome!
Dipper Pines: So, um... Are you coming over to the Mystery Shack then? No hurry or anything...
Wendy Corduroy: I'm on my way! Just going to pick up Robbie
Dipper Pines: Robbie? Why Robbie?
Robbie: 'Sup Little Miss Dipla
Dipper Pines
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Stanford Pines: Finally lost it there, have you?
Dipper Pines: That was me, smashing my head into the keyboard.
Pacifica Northwest - Dipper Pines
I don't particularly want to come inside, but I guess it's more pleasant than standing out here. Let me in.
Dipper Pines: I forget why you're helping in the first place.
Pacifica Northwest: Revenge on Mabel.
Dipper Pines: I think our ideas of revenge are different, actually.
Pacifica Northwest: However menial your pathetic plans are, it's still revenge and I still want to take part.
Dipper Pines: Fine. Unlocking the doors now.
Stanford Pines
Dipper bringing a pretty and popular girl into the shack? What next, are pigs going to fly?
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Dipper Pines: First of all, it's not like that!
Pacifica Northwest: Don't get the wrong idea, I wouldn't dream of being classed as his friend, let alone anything more!
Stanford Pines: Friendzoned again kiddo, ouch.
Soos: Sorry dude, I feel you there.
Dipper Pines: I'm going to pretend nothing happened there.
Dipper Pines: And second of all, stop liking your own statuses! It's just wrong!
Stanford Pines
I like money.
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Stanford Pines: Don't mind me, I'm just doing this to annoy Dipper.
Dipper Pines
Why is Gideon staring at me through the window?
Gideon Charles Gleeful: I'm here to see my beloved, Mabel!
Dipper Pines: No you're not. Go home.
Pacifica Northwest
It smells like old socks in here. Plus, the people in this shack are boring and weird.
Dipper Pines: Thanks.
Pacifica Northwest: I wasn't talking about you.
Robbie - Dipper Pines
Open up.
Dipper Pines: Say please.
Robbie: Make me.
Dipper Pines: Alright, I will.
Robbie: Yeah, of course you are, kid.
Dipper Pines: I'm NOT a kid.
Wendy Corduroy - Dipper Pines
Come on Dipper, let me and Robbie in.
Dipper Pines
Now everyone is gathered, it's time to put this plan into action!
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Pacifica Northwest: You haven't even told us the plan yet.
Dipper Pines: It involves pizza, two eggs, an old box of socks, five elastic bands and a hairbrush.
Wendy Corduroy: And a trip outside to sleep under those beautiful stars...
Dipper Pines: Y'know, the best seats to watch the stars are up on the roof...
Robbie
Chilling up on a roof with Wendy.
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Wendy Corduroy: This was such a romantic idea! Thanks Dipper! Dipper Pines: Don't mention it...
Pacifica Northwest - Dipper Pines
She's blind and you're an idiot.
Dipper Pines
Commencing plan in three, two, one...
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Ends on arc climax because I'm an evil author who can't be tamed. But if we look at my previous writing record, you'll be waiting another eleven months before I post a new chapter. I kid, I kid. Bet you didn't think I was gonna return, did ya? Good news! Regular updates on this story every Monday or you can hunt me down and riot.