Hey guys, I'm back from my break from writing. I finally got a new laptop for my birthday on Sunday and I'm itching to write! I not sure how long ago but I once read a fan fiction in which Cause of Death was set as a TV show which I thought was really clever so I thought I would do a one shot of CoD Bloopers. All the characters names are the same as their real names in the 'Show' so I hope you like it! :D

Kai:" Hello! Kai Kalaba here and welcome to the set of Cause of Death, I know you guys are really excited for the season finale of Volume 11 but for now; to satisfy your CoD needs, I present to you…..Bloopers from Volume 9 and 10. Miss Chen please roll the clips!"

Amy rolls the tape to show a scene from Volume 9.


Stage manager: "Okay quiet please, Volume 9 Chapter 1 Scene 3 Take 4 and ACTION!"

Lt. Charles Anders:" Now I may not have your cooperation but rest assured that I don't need it. I've got a list as long as my arm filled with allegations of your questionable conduct."

Mal:" Guess you have some pretty short arms, then. Kind of like a T-Rex I'm thinking?"

Anders tries to keep a straight face then bursts into laughter with Mal.

Lt. Charles Anders:" I'm sorry I really tired that time, I just can't I'm sorry."

Mal leans back in his chair laughing.

Mal:" I was doing okay until I looked at Charlie's face!"

Director: "Okay Charlie try to keep it together….ready for another take?"

Lt. Charles Anders:"Okay then let me see the script because I don't even know my next line is after Mal's."


Kai:" Hello again CoD lovers! Want more? No problem! Believe me we have plenty more clips for you, the cast are always forgetting their lines!"


Director: "ACTION!"

Natara: "Okay… now what is my first line?"


Mal:"Well we want to find the guy and catch him and….errrm I have no idea what I'm saying! I really don't!"


Director: "And Action!"

Blaise:"Not a clue! Mind's gone blank, sorry!"


Amy:"Ugh No! Can I see the script please!"

Kai:"Ha!"

Amy:"Oh like you didn't mess up a hundred times before!"

Mal:"Yeah Kai!"

Kai fakes a shocked gasp and every one smirks at him.


Mal:"What do you mean a 'Dead End'?!"

Kai:"I don't know, I forgot my line!"


Kai:"Yes even me, as awesome as I may be; I also mess up my lines sometimes! But hey sometimes it's hard to stay in character!"


Oscar:"Natara Williams, Will you marry me?"

Natara looks down at Oscar and instantly bursts out laughing.

Natara:"Sorry guys sorry!"

Oscar laughs to as he stand up and looks to the crew then back to Natara.

Oscar:" I'll take that as a no then!"

Take 2

Oscar:"Natara Williams, Will you marry me?"

Natara looks off set and laughs; Oscar turns to follow Natara's gaze and laughs.

Oscar:" What are you looking at?"

Mal suddenly walks on set and playfully puts his arm around Natara's shoulder.

Natara:"Sorry I was looking at Mal!"

Mal:"Good call!"

They all burst out laughing then the crew reset.

Take 3

Oscar:"Natara Williams, Will you marry me?"

Natara breaks character again by laughing.

Oscar:"Oh come on! "

Oscar shakes his head and laughs.

Natara:"I'm sorry…okay breath okay I'm good!"

Oscar:" Okay? Ready?"

Natara bursts out laughing again causing Oscar to laugh too.


Natara:"Mal…I've been meaning to tell you. …Oscar and I are engaged."

Suddenly Kai runs across the set shouting at the top of his lungs.

Kai:"NO WHY MALTARA! NO!"

Mal, Natara and whole crew all explode in fits of laughter as Kai walks back off the set, smiling.


Mal:"Natara, hi! I…I meant to return your call. I've just been busy…you know, getting my job back."

Natara:"Of course! Congratulations by the way!"

Mal:"Yeah… you too."

Natara:"Right…I know, it's sudden, and you must think I'm crazy, but I just…"

Mal:"I'm happy for you."

Natara:"Do you really mean that?"

Mal:"No screw Oscar marry me!"

Mal picks up Natara making her laugh and runs off set with her.

Natara:"Mal put me down!"

Mal laughs and puts Natara down.

Director:" Okay Mal, enough joking around! RESET!"


Kai stands dancing to the theme song of Lovely Kitty Paradise anime. While Jeremy and Blaise giggle, trying to hold in their laughs.

Director:"Kai!"

Kai:"Sorry!"


Neha:"EEEEEEEEE!"

Natara:"Neha, we're in public. You can't scream like that every time you sample wedding cakes. People will think you're being attacked…"

Neha:"Attacked by chocolate-y goodness! This cake is so good Natara!"

Neha takes another bit and starts talk with her mouth full.

Neha:"If I knew you could get desert like this—*cough cough*"

Neha spits out the cake while laughing causing Natara to laugh too.

Neha:"That is too much! Can we try it again please?"

Director:" CUT!"


Mal hops out of a sleek black, late-60's roadster , walks towards Natara and smiles.

Mal:" So what do you think?"

Natara:" I'll give you my personal opinion. That is an absolutely beautiful car Mal. V8 engine. Cast-iron tailshaft. Staggered rrear blah blah blah ugh crap!"

Mal laughs as Natara becomes tongue-tied. Natara laughs too.

Mal:" Damn so close…."

Natara:" I know first mistake of the day and it's me!"

Mal:" So, whaddya say? Can we just pretend that all of this craziness never happened? GGoo Dammit! My first mistake!"

Natara laughs and Mal smirk at her.

Take 2

Natara: "That's just it Mal. I'm tired of pretending."

Mal and Natara look deep into each other's eyes and crack up as both start laughing.

Take 3

Natara: "That's just it Mal…*Bursts out laughing* that was Mal's fault! Stop smiling!"

Mal smirks and puts his hands up in defence.

Mal:" I wasn't!"

Take 4

Natara: "That's just it Mal. I'm tired of pretending."

Natara steps forward and pulls Mal into a kiss as the two hold each other close.

Director:" And CUT!"

Mal and Natara both pull away smiling and high five.

Mal:" Nailed it! No mistakes!"

Natara: "Ha-ha!"

Kai:" Well guys I hoped you enjoyed the Bloopers you beautiful CoD lovers you! Okay I gotta go; I'm gotta go shoot a scene for the Volume finale! Catch you guys later!"

Well I hoped you liked this one shot (but if you want another chapter let me know) also I hoped it made sense please review and tell me what you guys think! Jade xx