Me: hey Alice?
Me: Can I own Twilight?
Me: Can I at least say the disclaimer?
Alice: Sure. Go ahead.
Me: yeahh...I do NOT own Twilight or any of the characters IN Twilight, it all belongs to Stephanie Meyer, blah, blah, blah, weep, weep, weep...
IF YOU WANT THIS ONE SHOT TO CONTINUE YA NEED TO DO WHAT THE ARROW SAYS.
KEEP YOUR FIRE, I'M ALREADY THIRSTY *WINK*.
I was just about to bite my black bonfire roasted hot dog when i felt my new iPhone that Edward insisted in buying for me, vibrate in my pocket.
"Excuse me for a minute." I told Jacob as i got up. He gave me a sad puppy dog face and reached towards me as if to pull me back down and keep me from leaving.
Or to take the phone away, with him I could never really know.
I gave him a reassuring smile as walked away from him and the rest of the pack before he decided to actually stop me.
Once I was far enough to listen to my caller comfortably without any interruptions i answered the phone.
"Hello?" I said. I wondered who it could be, I didn't recognize the number.
"Um, yes, is this Isabella Swan?" A very clear and professional voice replied in my ear.
"Yes?" Curiosity was itching up my spine.
" Yes,um-" Why is it that almost every operator administrator felt the need to add 'um' before every sentence, I thought as she continued to speak.
"-would you accept a collect call from an -", the woman's voice abruptly cut off and then a musical voice replaced it, finishing the sentence,"-Edward Cullen."
"Yes, please." What? Why was Edward calling from a payphone, I didn't even know they still existed. The only place I could remember seeing one was in-
"Bella?" My angel called my name, his voice panicked and slightly slurred,as if he was-
"Bella? A-Are you...uh... t-there? Can you...um...uh... h-hear me?"
"Yes I'm here whats wrong Edward? What happened?" Whats wrong with him, why is he stuttering?
" Um y-yeah, uh.." He trailed off, the slurred lisp in his voice was even more evident know.
" Edward, what is going on?" I felt my voice rise, panic rising in my chest.
The Pack was silent now, but i couldn't bring myself to care. Finding out what was wrong with Edward was more important then their eavesdropping.
"Um...well", he said bashfully," I-I'm in j-jail and ...uh...I'm...uh.."
Edward, my Edward, is in jail.
"Uh...I'm..uh.." He giggled.
This day keeps getting better and better. What could possibly happen next?
"...I'm k-kind of d-drunk..."
"WHAT?!" I sputtered, how is that even possible?
How in the world can a vampire get drunk?!
I pulled the phone away from my ear and quaked at it as if the phone itself was the source of this madness.
I heard hear the faint murmuring of Edward talking again, I placed the phone back to my ear again.
"What?" I repeated, trying to see if what I heard earlier was wrong.
"Emmett and I d-d-drank some budlight and I-I t-think I overdid i-it."
"Vampire's can drink budlight?" I asked in disbelief. There was no way they can drink that.
"N-No silly girl, Bloodlight, I can't drink Budlight, it smells r-revolting."
oh. Bloodlight. That makes sense now. Kind of.
" Okay", I sighed, but why is he in jail.
"But what does this have to do with you being in jail?" I asked him, wary for his answer.
"I snuck into M-Mike Newton's house with a-a..he..he-", he was laughing now.
Over the loud booming of his laughter, I hear someone say 'Two minutes, Cullen'.
He stopped abruptly and continued,"I snuck into Mike N-Newton's house with a-a chainsaw, -a-and a Jason's mask, a-and some F-Freddie Cugar claws ...ha..ha... I scared the crap out of him!" I could tell he was trying so stifle his laughter.
"Oh my god.. you didn't."
"Yep, but then he decided t be a party pooper and call the cops and then Charlie came a-and arrested me.." He sounded like a 5-year-old who just got his favorite toy taken away, I could almost see him pout.
"Where are you?" I asked, pinching the bridge of my nose, a habit i picked up from him (when hes sober of course).
"Port Angeles County Jail, please come get me..."
I wondered why he didn't call Carlisle, he would have been out already.
"Have you called Carlisle or Esme?"
" I scared." he said in a small voice.
" Carlisle will be mad at me." He said somberly.
Reasonable, Carlisle would and will be mad as hell when he found out about this.
"Alice! Yes! Yes! Call Alice!" He said quickly.
"okay, I will-"
"CULLEN, TIMES UP!" The guard thundered in the background.
"I have to go." He said sadly, not wanting to not have-hear- me.
But then something occurred to me.
"Wait!" I said quickly.
"Edward, you told me that Emmett was with you, right?"
"Was he with you at Mike's house?"
"Did he get arrested too?"
"No.. he took off before the police came.."
"How many did you drink?" I asked, in order to prove my suspicions i needed more info.
"Two.." Okay...surely Edward doesn't have that much of a weak stomach.
"Just two?" hmmm...somethings not right.
"Was that your first time drinking?" I questioned.
"No..I usually get up to seven before I-I feel tipsy...But this time was different...M-Maybe it wasn't Bloodlight...I think it may have been Bloodwine because it tasted different. I guess Emmett gave me something stronger."
What? Bloodwine? Whats next Bloodsoda?
"And Emmett gave it to you?" I asked, worried about his answer.
"You didn't serve yourself?" Realization hit me like a rock.
Damn. It was Emmett.
"Edward don't you see it was Emmett." I explained to him.
"Emmett did what?" He said confused.
I sighed. I guess the 'drunkenness' made him slow.
"Emmett did this on purpose, he drugged you, you dummy!" I nearly shouted into the phone.
I heard laughter emitting from behind me.
I turned around see Jacob laughing his ass off.
I glared at him. He looked back at me and smirked.
Asshole, I thought.
"CULLEN! TIME! NOW!" The guard bellowed for the third time in ten minutes.
"Bella?" He said, worriedly.
Don't worry, baby", I heard Edward growl slightly," I'll call Alice and we'll go bail you out in no time, okay?"
. I threw that right in for Jacob.
I peeked at the pack from the corner of my eye, while the rest of them were now silently waiting for my return and pretending to not know anything about the situation with Edward being in jail, I looked at Jacob who was radiating rage and jealously.
I smiled. Good, the dick deserved it.
I was beginning to really like Edward's new nickname, not only was it beginning to make Asshole Jacob jealous, but it also made Edward frisky. Maybe if i start calling Edward more intimate names, it would make Jacob back off. Something to think about.
"I love you Bella."
"I love you, too, baby. I'll see you in a little bit."
And I meant it.
So whatcha think? Sucks? (Maybe) Its just a quicky don't judge.
So as always I LOVE REVIEWS.
Be as honest as possible, i can deal, no flames, unfortunately I do NOT have the right extinguisher for that.
HA HA HA. Not funny? I know. Still trying.
And as always I LOVE REVIEWS SO DOOOO IT. PLZZ.. I LOVE YOU FOREVA, AND ILL GIVE YOU A MAGICAL UNICORN AND EVERYTHING...PLZ..
CHAPTER 2 IS UP AND RUNNING! CHAPTER THREE COMING AS SOON AS REVIEWS COME IN OR AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!