Don't Mix Hormones & Alcohol

By: CSI-Panther

Rated M

Summary: Hermione wakes up one morning sick. It's what happens when you mix hormones and alcohol together, but this isn't any normal sickness.

Pairing: Harry and Hermione.

A/N: I don't own Harry Potter.

Last time,

" Your going to get sick. And your going to be late for class. " She said also smiling.

" No I won't. And I'll bring you some lunch later. Keep an eye on her for me Shanks. " Harry said, scratching the cat behind the ears as he left.

" Shanks, huh? " Hermione said with a raised eyebrow at her cat, who looked like he was smiling and laid down beside her again.

The next few weeks Hermione would wake up sick and Harry would come visit her and help her with whatever she needed. And each time, Hermione warned Harry that was going to get sick too if he continued to help her, and each time he told her he would be fine. Sometimes she would be fine and go to class, with Harry and Ron watching her for any signs that she would get sick and throw up again. She'd go a full day and part of the night without getting sick before it suddenly hit her and she was up to the bathroom, at least two times she didn't make it to the bathroom and Harry or Ron, whichever was the quickest at the time, would transfigure a piece of parchment into a bucket and hand it to her.

Today though was one of the few times she didn't wake up sick and went about her day, when she got down to breakfast, she had the oddest craving, scrambled eggs with ham and syrup and milk and pumpkin juice mixed together.

When she sat down at the table and got what she was craving, she got a few stares from her fellow Griffindors.

" Uh, Hermione? " Ron said.

" Yes? " She replied, taking a bite of her food, causing everyone to flinch.

" Isn't that going to upset your stomach? " Ron asked.

" No. I feel fine. This is really good. " She answered, taking a drink of her milk/pumpkin juice, earning another flinch.

" But you've been sick for a good 3 weeks now and your eating that?! " Ron exclaimed as she added hash rounds with another dose of syrup on top.

" I told you, I'm fine Ron! Now leave it alone! " She said defensively, going back to eating her breakfast.

" Fine! Don't come crying to me when you get sick later and throw up! " Ron shouted and got smacked in the back of the head, he turned to the person who hit him and saw Harry glaring at him,

" Leave her alone Ron. She hasn't been able to keep anything down and she needs to eat something, even if it's a bit odd. " He told him, going back to his breakfast.

" Fine. But I still don't want to hear her whine when she throws up! " Ron replied and got up and went to Lavender, further down the table.

Harry scooted over next to Hermione and asked her gently, " Are you sure your going to be fine? "

" Yes, Harry. I'll be fine. " She answered. And she was. The next two weeks she was fine, even after eating her odd cravings of food.

This time however, she felt a little dizzy as she eat her lunch. Harry noticed when she began to play with her food, which was normal this time.

" Hermione, you alright? " He asked.

" I-I'm not sure. " She answered.

" It's all that odd food she's been eating! " Ron said with a smug grin.

" I don't think it was the food Ron. If it was, she would have looked like this after she ate those scrambled eggs and ham with syrup. " Harry argued back.

" Will you two shut up! " Hermione shouted, getting everyone's attention, " I'm going outside! " She continued before she stood up and fell backwards.

" Hermione! " All of Griffindor shouted and began to surround her until Madam Promfrey's voice came over their mumbleing,

" Out of the way, out of the way! " She shouted, walking briskly over to their table and to Hermione,

she checked her vidals and lifted her eyelids, Hermione's eyes were rolled back into her skull. Madam Promfrey waved her wand over Hermione and a stretcher appeared under her and Madam Promfrey and Hermione left the great hall, with all of Griffindor behind them and confused students behind them.

" Is she going to be alright? " Padma asked when Madam Promfrey was done examining Hermione.

" Yes, she'll be just fine Miss Pavita. " Madam Promfrey annouced and then told everyone to leave and if they wanted to see Hermione again they could come back tomorrow.

Harry was a little reluctant to leave Hermione alone, but a glare from Madam Promfrey made him move, squeezing her hand one more time before he left with the others to class.

The next day Harry went to the hospital wing and saw that Hermione was awake and sitting up in the bed, he smiled as he got closer to her, but the smile faded when he saw that Hermione was crying.

" Hermione? " He said, sitting down on the bed, reaching out to hold her hand.

She looked up at him and his heart clinched at seeing her look so broken. She stared at him a minute more before she launched herself at him.

" Shhhh. It's alright, Hermione. " Harry said quietly, wrapping his arms around her and rubbing her back.

" No it's not! " She wailed into his shirt.

" Yes it is. " He replied still rubbing her back, wondering what in the world got her so upset.

" No it's not! " She repeated, crying harder and then said something that surprised and shocked him more then scared him,

" I'm pregnant! "

Here's ch 2! Hope ya'll like it! And sorry if it's short. I'm having a bit of writer's block right at the moment.

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