A/N: This oneshot was inspired by my friend who also had this issue while he had sex. At first, I didn't believe it was possible for men to be ticklish in... that area, so I did a bit of research and was pleasantly surprised to find out that it really was possible. Pretty stupid of me to not believe it at first because a penis is definitely considered to be a human body part and it's obviously possible for various body parts to be sensitive, but eh, oh well.


Five Leaps and Five Roses

Through Naruto's constant bickering of wanting to have his first taste of an alcoholic beverage for his coming of age, Sasuke made sure to finish his work earlier than usual and brought home fine red wine that day. Being a man of expensive tastes, Sasuke refused to buy beer and Naruto was completely fine with that - he didn't care about the kind of drink, he just wanted to have anything that was a fast track to adulthood.

In result of staying with a man of strict morals for so long, Naruto was forced to believe in Sasuke's way of life and was restrained from doing anything illegal during his teenage years, unlike his friends and the rest of his peers. Whenever Naruto got into trouble and Sasuke found out about it - which he did all of the time for some reason - Sasuke always installed negative punishments onto him. And since most of them involved not having sex for weeks or even months, Naruto became extremely cautious in everything that he did. Despite going through all that, Naruto couldn't deny that there is some kind of thrill in waiting.

Having a strong, stubborn personality, Naruto learned to tolerate just about anything that he faced, so Sasuke never expected there would ever be a time where Naruto would be weak against anything. But this was when he stood corrected.

"Sasuke," Naruto drunkenly drawled out, tipping his empty cup from side to side as he laid his reddened face down against the dining table. "Why couldn't you wait until my birthday to experience drinking for the first time with me? It's not fair that you got to do it with your friends."

Sasuke blinked, not accustomed to seeing Naruto this way. "My coming of age was months before yours. And they're not my friends."

"Colleagues, whatever. Same shit." Naruto swirled around the drop of wine that was left inside his glass, staring at the blank television in the huge living room ahead of him. Their whole apartment was huge in general and Naruto was grateful for being able to live comfortably in it with Sasuke - the expensive rent being the only thing that he had an issue with.

"But for colleagues, you sure seem close. That Karin girl, Suigetsu, and Jugo all seem to be fond of you," Naruto said, wrinkling his nose. "Especially that guy, Suigetsu. He clings onto you way too much."

"When did he ever "cling" onto me?"

Naruto scoffed. "Plenty of times. He did it just a few days ago when he got drunk and we were forced to take him home. Do you know how mortifying it was when you called me to come pick you and him up and drive him home? Having you sitting in the back with him laying on you? And that was the umpteenth time he did that."

"He was too intoxicated to do anything."

"So? It's still mortifying to see that."

"Karin clings to me more than he does. You never complained about her."

"Yeah, but she's different. You never paid any attention to girls, so she isn't much to worry about. Suigetsu is just... different."

"So you're basically saying that since I'm with you, you assume I'd automatically be attracted to other men?"

"Well, yeah. Why else would you be attracted to me who is a man?"

Sasuke sighed. "You're a moron."

"Heh, I guess I am, huh?" Naruto curled his lips into a small smile - the one that doesn't quite show in his eyes and paused to set his glass down, fingers sliding to loosely wrap around the stem of it. "I think I'm acting like this because I'm just not used to seeing you having any friends. Through all the years I've known you, I was the only person you really talked to. The times you interacted with anyone else besides me was because you were forced into groups with them in school and that's all. But merely after a year of working in that company, you already made friends - close ones at that."


"Honestly, I was happy about it at first. It was a relief to see you becoming more social with others around you. I don't know exactly when it started, but I became jealous after seeing how close you got with them."

"So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to stop talking to them?"

"No," Naruto exclaimed as he shot his head up, releasing his grip on the cup to bring his hand to the side of his head, tangling his fingers within his locks. "I'm just babbling random, pointless crap. I didn't really mean anything by it."

"But you seem to really dislike the idea of me being close to them."

"It'd make me extremely selfish if you did stop. It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one to have friends and you didn't."

"Frankly, I wouldn't mind cutting ties with them if it distresses you to this point."

"No, really, don't." Naruto stood up and walked around the table in order to get to Sasuke. "Turn." Once Sasuke did as he was told, Naruto sat down on his knees in front of Sasuke, planting his hands on Sasuke's knees. "I should have never complained. I should just be happy with being that one person you come to for everything," Naruto murmured softly and closed his eyes, placing his head against Sasuke's lap.

"You're drunk, Naruto. Go to bed," Sasuke said, running his fingers through the jungle that is Naruto's hair.

"No," Naruto whined. "You're warm."

Sighing, Sasuke pushed Naruto off of him and stood up, pulling Naruto up to his feet. Deciding to clean up the mess before going to work the next day, Sasuke dragged a half-asleep Naruto to their shared bedroom and immediately released him once they reached the foot of their bed, letting him drop down onto it. After Sasuke stripped himself down to his boxers, he went ahead and did the same for Naruto.

"Sasuke," Naruto called rather childishly and lazily blinked his eyes open, reaching his arms out while he saw Sasuke remove his last sock. "Let's do it."

"No, you seem like you'd pass out at any minute. And I'm tired of dealing with you today," Sasuke said, pushing Naruto's arms back down. "Since you're awake, get yourself underneath the blanket. You're on top of it."

"Sasuke, come here." Naruto gestured Sasuke over with his hand.

Letting out an exasperated breath, Sasuke crawled over to Naruto on the bed, straddling him. "What?"

Naruto grinned. "Gotcha," he declared triumphantly, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck.

"I'm not having sex with you," Sasuke said, rolling his eyes.

"Come on, please. It's my birthday."

"It's past midnight. It's over."

"That's not fair, you never got to give me my birthday sex."

"No. And it's obvious that we're both too tired to do so."

"Please," Naruto whispered, begging with his eyes, knowing it's the same look that gets to Sasuke every time even though he's completely out of it.

"You're pathetic," Sasuke said, sighing and gradually closing his eyes, leaning in.

"You love that about me." Naruto chuckled breathlessly and followed suit, his lips meeting Sasuke's halfway.

To their surprise and satisfaction, the kiss turned out to be slower and more sluggish than usual - probably due to the alcohol - it was just a lazy, but still sensual dance of their tongues and lips. They both kept their hands occupied as they continued to kiss - Naruto had his rubbing and groping around Sasuke's toned back while Sasuke tweaked one of Naruto's nipples with one hand, using the other to tease the growing bulge beneath Naruto's bright orange boxers.

Breaking away, Naruto moaned, thrusting his hips toward the source of warmth. "Oh, God. Yes."

Sasuke smirked at the fast reaction and bent down, marking Naruto's neck with small kisses. "Sensitive today, aren't you?" he muttered huskily against the tan skin, halting the movement of his hand and only using his thumb to rub up and down Naruto's crotch.

"Ahh, I don't know - there's something - different today," Naruto forced out in between pants.

"It's because you're drunk. Do you want me to skip the foreplay?" Sasuke asked, moving down to lavish attention on Naruto's neglected nipple with his teeth and tongue.

"Fuck, yes, I want it now."

Nipping the spot once more, Sasuke left a trail of open-mouthed kisses on the way back up before planting a hard one onto Naruto's lips. "Take off your boxers," he breathed hotly.

Naruto hurriedly obeyed in the time that Sasuke did the same, reaching for the lube underneath his pillow right after. Naruto passed it onto Sasuke as he began to jerk himself off, noticing that Sasuke's was not fully up yet.

"Wait, don't put it on yet," Naruto ordered, got up on his knees, and lowered himself, taking all of Sasuke into his mouth at one sitting. Being aware of the fact that Sasuke enjoys the feeling of having something vibrate around his cock, Naruto repeatedly moaned in a low tone, simultaneously sucking and bobbing his head.

"Naruto," Sasuke bit out and closed his eyes, gripping onto Naruto's head as leverage.

Naruto revelled in sucking Sasuke off at this time around, realizing that the aftertaste of the red wine they drank and the bitter, salty taste of Sasuke blended really well together. He moaned again and breathed deeply through his nose, attempting to take Sasuke further in - drooling from the sheer size of it. He was slightly taken aback when Sasuke abruptly interrupted and pushed him back down onto his ass.

"That's enough," Sasuke informed, uncapping the bottle of lube. He poured some of it onto his fingers. "Open."

"Pushy much?" Naruto laid down comfortably, wantonly spreading his legs apart.

From being accustomed to doing this daily, it didn't take long for Sasuke to squeeze all three of his fingers in. He twirled them around experimentally, thrusting in and out of Naruto's ass before pulling them out. He poured a good amount of lube onto his hand and slicked himself, throwing the empty bottle to the side.

"H-hurry up," Naruto stuttered, his cock practically dripping at the obscene sight in front of him. Considering how uptight and serious Sasuke was, just the thought of being the only one with the privilege to witness this lewd side of Sasuke never failed to turn him on.

Wrapping Naruto's legs around his waist, Sasuke burrowed into Naruto's heat, positioning himself at the entrance with his hand as he placed his other arm down next to Naruto. He stopped when Naruto began giggling all of a sudden.

"What?" Sasuke asked impatiently.

"Your stomach is tickling my dick," Naruto explained between chuckles.

"I thought you managed to learn how to endure it completely," Sasuke said and raised himself to his knees, unravelling Naruto's legs around him and placing them down on the bed instead.

"Sorry, I think the wine is making me be more sensitive than usual," Naruto said, propping his legs up as he kept them open.

Out of all the possible spots to be ticklish in, Naruto happened to have a very ticklish penis. Because of this, it was a pain at first to get into any sexual activities with him. He was fine with his clothes rubbing against him, but whenever Sasuke touched him bare, he used to not be able to take it too well.

Sighing, Sasuke repositioned himself, grabbing onto one of Naruto's knees. He entered slowly, just letting the tip go in and groaned while the heat started to swallow him already. He leaned down a bit to grip onto Naruto's hips, hard enough to leave bruises.

"Fuck, Sasuke, go faster," Naruto cried, arching a bit as he hastily shut his eyes closed. Despite having done this countless times, he never fully got used to the feeling of being filled by Sasuke's huge, thick size. His own cock was pretty big as well, but when it came to density, Sasuke's was slightly thicker and it hurt his pride to know that.

"You're going to jerk yourself off. Don't expect me to touch it for you," Sasuke warned after he finally got himself in all the way, creating a slow round of thrusts.

"I don't care," Naruto growled in irritation, some of it from not being able to hold onto Sasuke like usual. "Just hurry and fuck me, damnit."

Sasuke didn't need to be told twice - he tightened his grip on Naruto's hips when he hastened his pace, fucking Naruto as hard as he can because he knows that Naruto likes it that way, likes the pain. He moaned out Naruto's name loudly, letting the friction and heat devour him completely.

"Fuck, Sasuke," Naruto screamed, desperately reaching down to jerk himself off, subconsciously moving his hips to match Sasuke's mad thrusts - finally being aware of the drunken high he's been on.

Before Sasuke felt like he was close to the brink, he stopped, sensually rolling his hips the one way Naruto loved it. Not being much of a talker during sex, he clenched his teeth and jaw, the feeling of warm skin on skin beginning to become too much for him to bear.

Naruto gasped and threw his head to the side, grasping onto the blanket beside him as he moved his hips up and down. "Yes - ahh!" he moaned in the moment that Sasuke resumed to his previous pace, making sure to hit his prostate with each fuck this time.

Naruto was the first to make his release, jerking it out till the end of it, clinging around Sasuke's cock so tightly that it forced Sasuke into coming soon after. Sasuke dropped in exhaustion on top of Naruto, lazily pumping out the rest into him, breathless.

Naruto broke the sexual tension utterly with his weak laughter. "Get off me, you're on my dick," he said in the midst of laughing, trying to push Sasuke away, but too tired to succeed in doing so.

"Give me a moment," Sasuke said and closed his eyes, panting lightly against Naruto's chest.

"But, I can't take it - anymore." Naruto's chuckles crescendoed, lessened, and then crescendoed again. "Get off."

"Stop that," Sasuke said, groaning at the feel of Naruto clenching and unclenching around him while he laughed.

"I will if you get off me."

Sasuke sighed, moving to slip out of Naruto and rolled off to lay on his back, next to the giggling blond. Shaking his head, Sasuke placed an arm over his eyes. "Naruto."

"Yeah?" Naruto answered, his laughter almost done fading away completely.

"Remind me to never let you top whenever you're drunk."