"I DON'T THINK SO" Ron screamed and threw a stake at her.
"NOOO, NUT DAS STAKE IM ALLERGIC!111!111" She screamed and suddenly IMPLODED.
Everyone in the Great Hall was silent but then they started cheer and Hermione ran to Ron and KISSED him,
"Oh, Hermione, not here... not infront of everyone..." Ron said shyly.
"You were amazing, Ron, she was the biggest threat Hogwarts had ever seen!" Hermione said cheeringly.
"You were amazing too, Hermione." Harry came over and said to her.
Hermione hugged her best friends in the whole world; Harry and Ron.
"Let's make this never happen again EVER" Ron piped up.
"It was the most HORRIFYING ten minutes of my whole life. Even worse than Voldemort!" Harry said, relieved that it was over.
Dumblerdore announced a feast in the Great Hall the whole night to celebrate the defeat over the most dangerous witch ever, Tara Enoby Rawen Darkness Way Von Glockenspiel.
The next day evrything wuz back to normal, Hermione wuz still threwing books at random people and going BAAAAWWP, Ron waz still scarred of spiders and randomly walking into walls and McDonaldgallg wus still yelling at him for breaking walls and calling him things like 'YOU DESPERAT DUNCE'; but Harry didn't care. Dis wuz tha Hogwarts he always loved and he didn't want it to change. Not even a little bit.
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