"sO, kArBrO, a MoThErFuCkInG kNiGhT oF cEcElA,"
"wvent of to find his friend"
"bUt As He TrAvElEd ThRoUgH tHe FoReSt,"
"the unexpected happened."
":33*ac points her claws at the victem* Paws in the air!"
"Why the fuck should I, a knight, surrender to you retarded douchebags?"
":]]*ac smirks triumphantly* because we have you out armed and out numbered. Paw over all your purrecious items!"
"Talk likee a fucking normal person, retarded crazy cat girl. I won't give you anything!"
" dON'T CALL NEPETA RETARDED!" called out another, with a red mowhak. "tHE MERRY SHIPPERS DEMAND THAT YOU HAND OVER ALL YOUR, uH, vALUABLES!"
"The merry shippers? Really? Shitty title for a bunch of fuckass bandits."
":OO*ac is shocked into outrage* we aren't bandits! We're Rouges!"
"yEAH! rOUGES WHO STEAL AND GIVE TO THE POOREST TOWNS! nOW HAND OVER YOUR STUFF!"
"Look, as much as I'd love playing with you morons, I've got to save my friend from Caliborn's castle."
":DD*ac comes up with a brilliant idea* Listen, I help you break into the Castle, you protect me from the gaurds, I get the treasury money, you get your girlfriend, we're all happy!"
"Seems all right-Wait! REZI IS NOT MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!"
":33*ac smiles* Rufioh's in charge efuryone! S33 you later!"
"So NePeTa AnD kArBrO lEfT, tHe GeNiUs MoThErFuCkErS"
"and headed off towvards caliborn's castle"
"aT a CaVe MoUtH iN mOtHeRfUcKiNg LeOnA,"
"latula entered, follovwing her retard boyfriend"
"Just keep walking straight, take rright turns only, go down, and when you reach the river say 'I am here to see the new king.'" Aranea instructed Latula who nodded.
"S33 y4, gurl."
"The Cecalan knight walked down the cave for miles until she reached a cavern with a river running straight through it. Several ghosty, ominous looking shadow people stared at her.
"1'm h3r3 to s33 th3 n3w k1ng," She called out to the river, which suddenly grew an elegant golden bridge, and a red carpet trail appeared ou of the ground.
Eventually, she was lead to a shadowy catle that towered over the land. Instead of heading through the front gate, her regal trail lead to a back entrance, which came out behind a tapestry in a stone room. Inside, dressed in bright yellow, was Mituna.
"M1tun4! Bro-ffr13nd, 4r3 yu 4ll r1ght?"
"L47UL4! Y34H 1'M 0K4Y 8U7 MY H34D R34LLY HUR75 4ND 1'M FR1K1N 5C4R3D 4ND WHY W3R3N'7 Y0U H3R3?!"
"Tun4! C4lm down bro, 1'm h3r3 now." She hugged him and the mildly insane boy calmed down.
"(=^ω^=) AREN'T YOU A PURRFECT COUPLE!"cried out the deaf girl peeking in. She was rather loud, as she was unable to measure her voice's volume. "(=^•ω•^=) HI I'M MEULIN, THE QUEEN! YOU MUST BE MITUNA!"
"h0w 7h3 h3ll d0 y0u kn0w my n4m3."
"Y34h gurl, why do y4 know my bro 1f you 41n't m3t h1m?"
"(=^-ω-^=) HEHEHE WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. (=^ω^=) JUST 'S CUZ I'M THE WONDERFUL QUEEN! ANYWAY, I GOTTA TELL YOU GUYZ A SECRET. (=^. .^) kurloz,, the king, has been mind-controling the dead to help capricorn or eliborn or whatever."
"Wh4t?" asked Mituna, thoroughly enthralled in this new adventure. Maybe the rulers of the dead became stupider, Latula thought before quickly taking it back.
"(^•x•^)SO YEAH, SEE YOU LATER! GOTTA HEAD BACK FUR COURT."
The eccentric queen ran off towards the main hall, and Latula sat down on the bed, contemplating her strange quest, and wondering wether Terezi and Karkat were getting along.
"sO tHe MoThErFuCkErS pRePaReD fOr ThEiR mEeTiNg WiTh KuRlOz, ThE mUtE kInG."
"vwhile nepeta and karkat head toward the stronghold"
"wE fOcUs AgAiN oN oUr MoThErFuCkInG tEaM,"
"can I narrate a different storyline, about MEENAH or ARANEA or ANY OTHER REALLY HOT TROLL"
"nAw, MoThErFuCkEr, StIcK tO tHe ScRiPt :O)."
"fuck you actually lemme fu-"
Dave stopped his sword inches away from John's neck as the heir clumsily fumbled the atrociously bright hammer.
"Derpface, your dead. You really suck at fighting."
"I know! But I'm getting better, right?"John asked, concerned "Right?" He asked again when his sparring partneer didn't respond.
"Don't listen to him John, you're much better then before!"
"Thanks, uh, Jade."
"John, come over here for a moment." Called Rose, who had a detailed map in front of her.
"When we finally instigate you as the ruler of Beanin, you may or may not get the backing of all the countries. Do you know anything about Cecela,leona, or Madini?"
"Seer, who's the current poll favorite as top prince of Madini?" asked Dave suddenly. Rose furrowed her eyebrows in thought.
"It's either Dirk or Eridan."
"Then I'm farely confident that derpface will be backed by Madini." Rose blinked not once, not twice, but three times consecutively.
"Aalright. Leona is no qquestions asked:They hate Caliborn. But Cecela. . .the regent is with Caliborn."
"So we've got to worry about them?"
"The prince isn't though, Equius. It'll be best if the both of you ascend to power at once.
"Okay. This political stuff is finally starting to make sense! I'm gonna go find some food now."
"JoHn WeNt OfF iN sEaRcH oF sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoOd."
"and cronos just sued the author to get more rights"
"YoU cAn TrY mOtHeRfUcKeR, bUt It WoN't WoRk."
"NoW hErE's DdDnC wItH aN aUtHoR's NoTe."
dddnc:GOOD LUCK CRONOS I HOPE YOU FAIL-oh hi there.
hope you enjoyed and thanks to ATMhomestuckstalker for the favorite!
cool name bro/sis.
so, the statistics:
16(Counting Meenah) heroes, 2 villains, 1 narrator, 1 author, 1 holiday, 1 legal case,and 20/33 overall characters mentioned.
I didn't want to seem rude earlier, but please review! I'm starting to get lonely.