note: hey. this is my little parody type thing about the many (un) realistic things i have come across, i did it for a break from my other story, confusion of the senses, so yeah, Read, Review, enjoy, and don't get offended.

Oh, hey there! My name is Gale Hawthorne, and I was a soldier in the rebellion, I worked very hard to make sure the rebellion succeeded, accidentally-on-purpose killing a lot of people with my bomb designs , including my best friend Katniss Everdeen's sister Prim, who Katniss loved very much, which made her spiral into depression.

I'll admit it, I love Katniss Everdeen.

I love her.

I love her.

I love her.

I'll shout it from the rooftops if you want me too, I've always loved her.

I love Katniss Everdeen.

I always thought that I'd end up marrying Katniss and having beautiful babies after the rebellion, but she ended up marrying and having kids with bread boy, Peeta Mellark.

I hate Peeta Mellark.

So naturally, I decide to join a group of sadistic people, working to get back the old Capitol that I tried so hard to destroy, I am completely loyal to them, and I am also completely bent on killing Katniss, Peeta and their two kids. Seriously, I want to kill them. I become a disgusting madman and a murderer, all because Katniss chose Peeta over me.

Pfffttt, just some girl trouble, I'll get over it.

Oh, how realistic.