"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "lets call her…"

"BREAD!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names.

…..

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"EDFHRSWUGHFOISDVHWORIBIUFEGH KNYLHISDGHFLQ!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"PRESIDENTSNOW-WHITEROSES-THEHUNGERGAMES-CAPITOL-MUTT!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"THEBABY!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

….

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"PEENISS!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

...

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"PROOF-THAT-ME-AND-KATNISS-DID-IT!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

….

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"GLITTER-SPARKLE-MARYSUE-PRINCESS!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

…..

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"HAYMITCH!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names

"What a wonderful child!" said Katniss "what should we call her?"

"I know!" said Peeta "let's call her…"

"IN-YOUR-FACE-GALE!"

"That's an amazing idea!" said Katniss

Peeta was known in district twelve for his awesome ideas for children's names.

Haymitch (who just apparently appeared out of nowhere) groaned, that was a rubbish idea for a name.

With a sigh, he got up to go home to his amazing wife, called, imnotEffieTrinket.

..

Note: i haven't updated in ages, sorry, but , this is the exciting part, it's because i'm working on two awesome new hunger games fanfics that are awesome. one is a collab with two friends that should be up in a few weeks, one is a really depressing story called "the hanging tree" but anyway, i decided to get with the times and make a tumblr, i haven't had it for too long so i don't have many posts and crap, but i'm learning to use it, it's:

peetasdauntlesswolf

mkay cool, if you cant, go ask me when my updates will be and crap or ask me to follow you, idk do what you want :)