"What. Have. You. Done."

The Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and the Sandman all three looked upon a panic-stricken Santa Claus and a curiously feminine Jack Frost. Jack himself seemed more amused than concerned, which was odd considering his current state of being. Most everyone else would be losing their heads.

"You're a girl," Bunny said, sinking back on his haunches. "He's gone and turned you into a bloody girl."

Indeed, that appeared to be the case. The winter spirit's hair was long, his (her?) eyes rounder, clothes fitting differently. However, that same off-kilter smile was on his face, and he leaned on his staff like nothing was different at all.

"It was accident," North explained weakly. He covered his face with his hands. "I was trying something out and Jack suddenly came in, and..."

Bunny threw his arms in the air and exclaimed, "Sorcerers!"

Tooth anxiously wrung her wrists. "It can be reversed, can't it?"

Jack examined his nails, marveling at the ability of magic to give one a perfect manicure. Maybe that was how Tooth got her nails looking so nice. He could certainly now see why Pippa and Cupcake spent money at salons to get theirs professionally done. A lot of things were now easier to understand now that he was on the other side of the gender spectrum.

"You guys might be freaking out a little too much," he commented, moving on from checking his nails to the ends of his hair. None of those split-ends Sophie complained about. Amazing.

"Accidents with magic aren't anything to be joked about!" Tooth insisted. "You could have been seriously hurt!"

"Nah. North wouldn't play around with anything dangerous. It was just a bit of a shock is all."

Wow, his voice really sounded different.

Bunny frowned. "So ya aren't bothered about this at all?"

Jack thought about it briefly. "It didn't hurt or anything, and I think North can figure something out to change me back. It feels weird, but I can deal until then. It might even be fun."

Sure, he was missing a few parts and had other ones added on, and there was a lot more hair on his head than he was used to. He caught a glimpse of his reflection in the window, and definitely didn't look bad, though of course very different. Would anyone he knew even recognize him?

That put a wicked thought in his head, and a look the Guardians unfortunately knew all too well crossed his face.

Sandy shook his head rapidly and North insisted, "No, do not go and cause trouble with this! You sit here until I figure–agh, there he goes."

Jack was already out the window and flying away, cackling.

"Should we go after him?" Tooth asked anxiously.

"I've thought about it, and decided it's not my problem." Bunny opened up a rabbit hole in the floor. "Have fun dealin' with it, mate, I hear teenage girls are a ball," he said before jumping down.

North paled and immediately ordered a yeti to ready the sleigh.


A/N:

Wow, Jack's really unconcerned with this. I guess it was easy to let it go. What kind of shenanigans do you guys think he could get up to?

Speaking of shenanigans, is anyone going to Sakura Con 2014 this year? I am~ I'm gonna reopen my PM box for the weekend just for fun so drop me a line if you're going.

Thanks for the idea comments! They really help out a lot!